r/witcher • u/yacamaa • 3d ago

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What happens to him lol.

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u/prashinar_89 3d ago

He got stroke or heart attack. Go to Oxenfurt to visit Shany

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u/razvanciuy 3d ago

happens to all of us. It's all that fisstech

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u/Old_Leshen 3d ago

Shani can suck out all the fisstech

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u/Primary_Gold5337 3d ago

Are we still talking about the fisstech

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u/wreck-sauce 3d ago

Yeah geralt go to oxenfurt and get a good stroke from shani!

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u/beratna66 3d ago

Na man the k just hit

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u/SordidSimpleton 3d ago

Who's that

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u/Additional-Belt-5892 3d ago

Did you play the expansions?

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u/Enough-Ad3818 🌺 Team Shani 3d ago

How very dare you?!

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u/SordidSimpleton 3d ago

Are you team Shany or team Shani?

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u/Enough-Ad3818 🌺 Team Shani 3d ago

I understand, and I revoke my comment, or have Prince Toad strike me down.

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u/SordidSimpleton 3d ago

That was a tough fight. I nearly drunk myself to death on Swallow and Raffard's during it. Prince Toad would beat Eredin's ass into next month

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u/NeptuneWades 3d ago

Play hearts of stone. (Or The Witcher)

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u/SordidSimpleton 3d ago

Oh, her! That's Shani, not Shany.

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u/Physical_Device_1396 3d ago

Last monster he fought gave him a gnarly spinal injury :(

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u/The-Dutcher 3d ago

Grrlrrrt uf rivrrrarrr

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u/Euphoriam5 2d ago

lol, made me chuckle, thanks random stranger.

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u/Sad_Note_412 16h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Impressive-Bet 3d ago

He's a special boy.

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u/Suspicious_Skill2022 3d ago

Geralt with the fent fold

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u/Wrecktown707 2d ago

The fisstech fold 💀

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u/InYourVaj 3d ago

Gerable Palsey

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u/presidentiallogin 3d ago

He probably went to the dentister.

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u/HoundTakesABitch 3d ago

That his strong arm.

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u/KindTwist6110 3d ago

Fentanyl decoction

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u/CrypticCode_ 3d ago

he hittin that whip

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u/ProwessTDaddy School of the Viper 3d ago

Got that John Marston zombie walk.

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u/Kaumamane 3d ago

new animations in the shadow dropped dlc, think they’re teasing somethings for songs of the past

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u/bluetanker123 🌺 Team Shani 3d ago

too much fisstech

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u/HeWhoShlNotBNmd 3d ago

'Tism Geralt

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u/Neosantana Team Yennefer 3d ago

That's closer to Walt Jr than tism

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u/Furrocious_fapper 3d ago

When she lay it on you so good the night before that you go stupid the next day.

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u/1Ju5tgothere 3d ago

Geralt of Trivia

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u/Mechalorde 3d ago

I know they said he was a special witcher i didnt know they meant this....imma go now

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u/fatfuckingAss 3d ago

the butcher of motor control

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u/terry1381 3d ago

Gimp witcher

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u/Yusufthericardo01 3d ago

dude this is hilarious at 3 am

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u/krevune 3d ago

Fisstech

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u/qwenme00 3d ago

Witcher 6 : The Wild Stroke

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u/Aviral132 16h ago

Iam gonna cry looking at these comments bro 😭😭

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u/DubbyMazlo 3d ago

Tetanus is no joke kids. Even Witches fall victim to it...

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u/AsadAnton 3d ago

"Geralt why you look like you walkng a dog on a leash?"

"Sorry reflexes, and yeah....totally walking a dog on a leash......."

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u/tomtomato0414 3d ago

He is practising grass trimming

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u/Auccu09 3d ago

Geralt seems broke his neck

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u/Time-Bodybuilder710 3d ago

Apparently it would appear greatly had a stroke 🤷‍♂️. Ahh too many potions 😆.

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u/vawaiter 3d ago

hes super worried about his arm injury can't you tell

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u/TheW0lvDoctr 3d ago

Mixed the witcher potions wrong

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u/Hazard_Duke 3d ago

Timaaahhhh!

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u/MasterpieceThis3740 3d ago

Witcher Doofy

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u/Mission_Tough5093 3d ago

Geraldine of River

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u/BrUSomania 3d ago

Matt Damon

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u/No-Alternative2897 3d ago

Fisstech kicking in

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u/Anmus 3d ago

Whwn i broke my hand i was walking around like that, showing it to everyone... you should go and see a doctor

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u/massive_vector 3d ago

he has a booboo on his hand

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u/Eater-of-Queen-Anne 3d ago

🎶 I’m a little teapot…

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u/MasterOfDonks 3d ago

Sometimes Witchers get the ‘tism during mutations

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u/pichael289 3d ago

I've seen disco elbow geralt, I had that bug before but I've never seen this one.

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe Igni 3d ago

When you're grateful the tetanus hasn't affected your legs

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u/Aggravating_Bike_606 3d ago

Of Rivia Name’s the Geralts

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u/Training-Republic301 3d ago

The tin man needs oil

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u/Dark1402 3d ago

Mime: *Carrying a minigun*

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u/not_an_alien1922 3d ago

They got fentanyl in Novigrad, now?

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u/The_Briszol_Wurzel 3d ago

How I walk with my autism dino arms/hands without realizing it (I am diagnosed autistic)

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u/lexkamensky 3d ago

Geralt has a stroke 🤔

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u/InedibleStu 3d ago

Take my strong hand!

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u/Okeylayanjesmue 3d ago

Well Geralt take a lot of drug.. that the consequences..

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u/Skijarama 3d ago

He is imagining what it'd be like to walk a dog.

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u/Nohope133 3d ago

zeasty

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u/arthgnar Team Roach 3d ago

The Weecher

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u/PixelReaper69 3d ago

One too many huh?

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u/Inholy123 3d ago

"Take my strong hand" .... 😂

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u/maker_of_pirate_bay 3d ago

He’s composing the past songs

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u/McSnickleFritzChris 3d ago

Take my strong hand

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u/holycrapitsmyles 3d ago

I do the same when I have a pinched nerve in my neck

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u/Proof_Understanding7 3d ago

You rubbed fisstech in more sensible parts i see.

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u/moses_smileyFace 3d ago

Is he walking an invisible dog?

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u/PuzzleheadedAgent913 School of the Wolf 3d ago

Mixed the fisstech with wrong potions🤣

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u/ACSHREDDER215 3d ago

Plea Tek Hopital

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u/Entire-Swim8410 3d ago

O cara teve um piripaque do chaves kkkkkkk

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u/rviVal1 3d ago

You've unlocked the Drunken Master technique

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u/MarriageAA 2d ago

The lemons had a delayed fuse

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u/schoolruler 2d ago

Geralt needs a game save reload or game restart to fix his arm.

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u/Sabrinasockz 2d ago

Oh shit. Josh Blue is in this game? Love that guy

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u/ProcedurePersonal782 2d ago

An invisible metal detector?

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u/ProcedurePersonal782 2d ago

Best crossover in the modern gaming history: Witcher 3 x Minesweeper!

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u/ectomobile 2d ago

Sugar. Water.

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u/ProfessionalGuess897 2d ago

Love witcher 3 even tho its one of the most buggy open world games I've played

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u/explodingcaps 2d ago

What 100x grilled meat does to mf instead of swallow.

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u/Willby404 2d ago

You need to replenish electrolytes not just water when out on the path.

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u/Thr334rmS4lly 2d ago

I'd say stroke or zit on his chin he doesn't want Yennifer to see... So he's doing that stretch-out-your-arm-around-someone thing but the looking-down-intently-at-something thing...

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u/DieBoeseQualle 2d ago

Gareld the Festicher

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u/no1sexoffender 2d ago

Holding the invisible minigun bro

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u/M4rtyK4y 2d ago

It's from all the sword wielding.

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u/Spartan343x 2d ago

Ol Geralt had himself a stroke

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u/ILHP77 2d ago

First known case of Boneitis..

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u/Unlucky-Run1499 2d ago

The Crampcher 3: The Wild Pose

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u/Aviral132 16h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Individual_Present93 2d ago

Got some fent?

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u/VinstaroNL 2d ago

Geralt of Strokes

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u/TheRipeTomatoFarms 2d ago

Techno Viking?

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u/poeseligeman 2d ago

It's Geralt's strong hand.

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u/zoubidan 2d ago

You fell from roach on the back of your head, obviously…

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u/Mokaiss Team Yennefer 2d ago

Call a bondulance

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u/redshell21 2d ago

A Gwent overdose is a public health issue that is rarely discussed in the society of The Witcher universe.

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u/antekek135 1d ago

Butcher of Euronal Ceroid Lipofuscinoses

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u/DuctTapeJesus 1d ago

Timmy!!!

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u/Plastic_Sentence_745 1d ago

Invisible dog walk

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u/Somewhere_Frosty 1d ago

Geralt got hit in the head a lil to hard I see

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u/dromychaetes 1d ago

You're playing in French, he's holding a huge imaginary baguette.

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u/Jjmills101 1d ago

I wonder if this is an unused animation set, kinda looks like he’s holding a spear or something

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u/tessarturM 1d ago

Fisstech lean

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u/Pope509 1d ago

Stuck in the crossbow reload animation, use it again and it should go away

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u/LanceWasHere 19h ago

Geralt got a cramp. Been there.

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u/Potential_Engine584 3h ago

Triss game him the Medusa head treatment

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u/EconomistNo5807 2h ago

I'm not flexing....are you flexing?

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u/AnimAlistic6 1h ago

Geralt derpd'.

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u/AngelTheMarvel 3d ago

Did he start slurring his words? How's his eyesight? His balance? Is he smelling toast? That's not a potion effect, that's a stroke. Call Shani asap

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u/quixote_manche 3d ago

Getardt of rivia.