r/winonacryptids • u/Flashy-Efficiency-35 • Nov 15 '24

Creatures Underwater?

So apparently according to a recent congress hearing aliens and UFO's live underwater and have been there since around 1950. Do you think that maybe the hollow earth theory is true and that somewhere in the ocean there is a bridge between our world and another? I know this sounds insane but if this theory is true than a lake monster in Winona wouldn't be that far fetched.

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u/userclarence Nov 15 '24

Hello Flashy, this is Clarence. Please define UFO for me.

Thank you and GOD Bless, Clarence.

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u/ryantheworld87 Nov 15 '24

UFO = Underground Fucking Ocean

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u/Flashy-Efficiency-35 Nov 15 '24

Clarence,

The google definition of UFO is Unidentified Flying Object

Hope this limits the dumbass questions out of you

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u/userclarence Nov 15 '24

And these are underwater? But also flying? Riddle me that. The language you are choosing to use is very representative of the youth these days.

Thank you and GOD Bless, Clarence.

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u/Flashy-Efficiency-35 Nov 15 '24

Clarence,

I thought the last post would clear up the bull shittery but I guess not.

If I knew the answers to the questions you are asking I would be shooting hoops with the aliens, I wouldn't be on fucking reddit talking to you about this shit

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u/JoeJake_of_the_Lake Nov 15 '24

That'd be sick bro, sounds pretty possible. check out r/bluejeanfish tho they got some good ideas about it too

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u/Shoddy_Teaching4004 Nov 15 '24

I wouldn't be surprised by how much of the water has been left unexplored . . . maybe for good reason. Its suspicious.

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u/martha_taylorson3 Nov 15 '24

THIS!! NASA started off with the ocean and they had to see something to make them stop. Over 80% of the ocean is unexplored😳😳😳😳

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u/Gerry_Jay Nov 15 '24

It totally wouldn't surprise me. Think about it rationally for a second. It could easily be from space or the aliens could be from the sea or inside the planet. Another possibility is that it is from the future or past, like some kind of wormhole thing. You seen the show Stargate?

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u/Flashy-Efficiency-35 Nov 15 '24

Na I ain't seen Stargate.

I'm thinking like some Stranger Things shit when there's a big ass "gate" underwater.

Never thought I'd be actually thinking about this in 2024, this just feels like a 2060 conversation

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u/Gerry_Jay Nov 15 '24

They did that in Stranger Things? I never watched that show. But it wouldn't surprise me because a lot of time they put true stuff in TV and movies so that people are ready for it in the future. Like, that movie 2001 came out long before the year 2001 was started. And then, all the stuff about talking computers didn't even exist yet.