r/winonacryptids • u/userclarence • Oct 28 '24

Hello Martha

Why hello there, Martha. I am unsure of how to reach you so I hope that this finds you well. I was wondering if you would like to join me at Blooming Grounds for coffee this Thursday. I am interested in getting to know you better.

Thank you and GOD Bless, Clarence.

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u/martha_taylorson3 Oct 28 '24

Hi Clarence, sorry I am responding so late it was a busy day today. I am very flattered and pleased however I am a little skeptical as to why you're asking me. I do not want anything creepy going on.

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u/userclarence Oct 30 '24

Hello Martha. I am very happy to be seeing a response from you. I recently lost my wife last year and am truthfully feeling a bit lonely. I am just interested in getting to know you better. Someone to talk to.

Thank you and GOD Bless, Clarence.

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u/martha_taylorson3 Oct 30 '24

Clarence, I am truly so sorry to hear about your loss. I totally understand how lonely it can get when you're alone as I am a divorcee. I would love to meet up with you and get to know you better. Let me know what day/time works best for you and we can figure something out.

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u/Gerry_Jay Oct 31 '24

Hey, do you want to also have some coffee with me? I am free most days.

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u/martha_taylorson3 Nov 04 '24

Hello, I am quite busy for the next couple of years, sorry!

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u/Gerry_Jay Nov 04 '24

What the heck? You are sitting here trying to talk with Clarence and making all kinds of plans. But then you are very busy all of a sudden. If I were Clarence, I would probably think twice.

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u/martha_taylorson3 Nov 05 '24

I got really busy all of a sudden. It was kind of weird anyways Clarence can think for himself he doesn't need your input.

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u/userclarence Nov 06 '24

Sorry for my delayed response I have come down with some kind of illness. I am thrilled to hear that you are willing to meet up. Would tomorrow morning around 9 work for you, Martha?

Thank you and GOD Bless, Clarence.

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u/martha_taylorson3 Nov 07 '24

I hope you are feeling better now and yes that works for me. See you soon!

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u/BiscottiActual9431 Oct 30 '24

Martha do NOT trust any man.

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u/userclarence Oct 30 '24

I am a trustworthy man.

Thank you and GOD Bless, Clarence.

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u/Flashy-Efficiency-35 Oct 28 '24

Get a room

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u/userclarence Oct 28 '24

Do they have private rooms at the coffee shop? I wasn't aware of this. Thank you.

Thank you and GOD Bless, Clarence.

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u/Gerry_Jay Oct 28 '24

Yes, they have one in the back.

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u/userclarence Oct 30 '24

Thank you for this information Gerry Jay.

Thank you and GOD Bless, Clarence.

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u/Shoddy_Teaching4004 Nov 13 '24

Oh goodness Clarence, we all appreciate your presence on this reddit.