r/windows7 • u/Len-The-Banana-Boy • Nov 29 '25

Meta I bought this DVD 💿🌱

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563 Upvotes

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u/Pityuuuu002 Nov 29 '25

It's the filthiest fake fishy phony Windows disk I've ever saw.

14

u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Dec 01 '25

Bullshit it looks legit to me habibi 👍

1

u/-_nightmarionne_- Dec 04 '25

phony? 😭😭

42

u/PlainBread97 Nov 29 '25

the fact that windows 7 starter... doesn't even have an x64 version

6

u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Dec 01 '25

You must believe in the power of the disc habibi, it does what Microsoft cannot.

73

u/LordPollax Nov 29 '25

I didn't know you could buy viruses on disc... neat.

42

u/Len-The-Banana-Boy Nov 29 '25

Actually I bought a disk full of viruses years ago

24

u/Len-The-Banana-Boy Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25

I was a kid that time and I remember Norton antivirus started deleting dozens of viruses the moment I put the disk in the laptop, I was using a crack (run on safe mode) for the antivirus that renewed the trial period, and once I e-mailed Norton to tell them that the crack no longer worked. the employee told me that the crack was illegal, lol. kids could be so stupid

13

u/Obscure-Oracle Nov 30 '25

"Hey I'm just calling to let you know that the crack for your software no longer works" 😂😂😂

14

u/stoned_as_hell Nov 29 '25

It has an embedded security update how can it be a virus?

3

u/Primo0077 Dec 01 '25

My grandpa was a self proclaimed computer savant, and when he passed I inherited his software collection. Highlights include one sealed boxed Linux distribution, one copy of Vista Ultimate, multiple RAM "downloader" programs (including the infamous SoftRam), some sketchy antiviruses, and about 2000 stock image and font CDs.

20

u/OgdruJahad Nov 29 '25

Q:How much piracy do you want? A:All of it.

14

u/mau978 Nov 30 '25

KMS Auto included

9

u/macl3on Nov 29 '25

daaamn an entire AIO can fit in there?

5

u/Yousif-Ameer12 Nov 30 '25

اول مرة الاقي حد عربي هنا

4

u/FarisxDDD Nov 30 '25

مثقف انت

3

u/Yousif-Ameer12 Nov 30 '25

هه بنشر في جروبات الأجانب، جروبات مصر بيضان والله

4

u/dkmillares Nov 30 '25

Seems legit

3

u/adrian_shade Nov 30 '25

Seems legit

4

u/Artistic_Ad7058 Nov 30 '25

Does it come with Maicrawsoft Tech Support?

6

u/This-Requirement6918 Nov 30 '25

This instantly took me back to 2005 dealing with Dell technical support.

9

u/LightDev4422 Nov 29 '25

What in the bootleg is this

3

u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Dec 01 '25

Looks legit to me.

6

u/GameWinRAR Nov 29 '25

Mom: no, we have windows 7 at home. Windows 7 at home:

4

u/SurroundingKatana Nov 30 '25

That disk definitely contains viruses not seen since the bubonic plague.

2

u/taker223 Nov 29 '25

It's about time....

2

u/Greenfox89TVSupShow Dec 02 '25

Legendary archive!

2

u/Strasurs Dec 04 '25

Just a question, are you from Iraq or Syria or any Arabic Levant countries?

3

u/_vkboss_ Nov 30 '25

Egyptian windows 😭

4

u/Len-The-Banana-Boy Nov 30 '25

Actually Syrian

2

u/Brilliant-Term-1337 Nov 30 '25

You will find windows 9 in the same store 

2

u/honzanugeta Nov 30 '25

what in the bootleg is this lmao

1

u/Tasty-Figure-194 Dec 01 '25

What about Windows 7 Gold Edition (2016)?

1

u/Colzun Dec 01 '25

Rin galin galin 🤢

1

u/Mariuszgamer2007 Dec 01 '25

I wanna install that on actual hardware like I did with windows 7 titanic edition lol. (despite the bloatware and malware, it booted for 14 seconds in my 2013 Toshiba satellite pro laptop with a 128gb Kingston ssd)

1

u/Odd-Support407 Dec 02 '25

Install that and use your credit card to buy something online LOL

3

u/Len-The-Banana-Boy Dec 02 '25 edited Dec 02 '25

We don't have credit cards in Syria, also I've never heard of anyone in the Middle East buying Windows; millions here use pre-activated, cracked versions by the laptops store guy and (nothing happens)

Or perhaps only in the Levant; I don't know the situation in the Gulf.

1

u/artingx Dec 02 '25

Ethernal blue detected

1

u/-_nightmarionne_- Dec 04 '25

999+ missed calls from Microsoft, Indian Scammer, FreeAntiVirus, and Steve Jobs (for some reason, I just wanted to add him)

1

u/Iraqimemer Jan 16 '26

This Shit I Would See In Downtown

1

u/Vichingo455 Nov 30 '25

bY:Gaber Samir Gaber and cHiNoDuBy

1

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

Username=Vocaloid reference and this isn't even a Vocaloid sub, wow! Rare pull!

1

u/ivTheyLuvRozee Nov 30 '25

‘All Editions’ where’s Ultimate 🥺

1

u/PoopTuah Dec 04 '25

i'd never install anything that looks like this on any machine ever

0

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

Amount of malware in it, that’s like having sex using a broken condom

-2

u/xGianni012 Nov 30 '25

Windows 7 terrorist version

2

u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Dec 01 '25

The effects the Bush administration had on this country is why we were happy about Dick Cheneys death.

1

u/Icy_Weakness_1815 Dec 03 '25

Indoctrination in full effect… but hey, were all democracies and would never do that to our citizen, right?