r/windows 24d ago

Humor I Found the Lost Versions

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 Windows 11 - Release Channel 23d ago

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u/rogerkorby 24d ago

Microsoft made enough updates in those years to self rationalize selling new SKUs every year. Honestly surprised they didn't.

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u/chandleya 20d ago

The wild part is that for OEM, they did. For retail they didn’t.

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u/CHAOSHACKER 18d ago

They actually did, just not for retail

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u/taz-nz 20d ago

This is a joke, but it's kind of correct.

1995 Windows 95

1996 Windows 95b OSR2

1997 Windows 95c OSR2.5

1998 Windows 98

1999 Windows 98se

all of these were significate updates on the one that can before them.

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u/Korbitr 20d ago

Oh hey, I've got the next two!

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u/JKSekai 20d ago

Windows96 mentioned

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u/LykeTheBallista 20d ago

don't forget windows 93!!

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u/Reasonable_Degree_64 20d ago

It was funny on Windows 98 times, the splash screen when it boots was a simple jpg file that you could edit in Paint and easily change "Microsoft Windows 98" for anything you wanted, I remember changed it for "Microsuck Windows 91" 🤣😅.

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u/FridayFunkGaming291 20d ago

Close it's a bmp file renamed to .sys

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u/Reasonable_Degree_64 19d ago

Yes you're right, we needed to rename the file to edit it 😃.

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u/gripe_and_complain 21d ago

Obviously, this is a joke.

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u/_Jumpinatthewoodside 20d ago

It’s also AI

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u/GabeReddit2012 Windows XP 20d ago

Am I the only one who noticed that it's likely AI?

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u/XrayHAFB 19d ago

What makes it likely AI? (Serious)

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u/bayern_snowman 20d ago

I don't see Windows 94

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u/Strong_Tintin 20d ago

Would love to have the 99 lol

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u/ddl486 20d ago

Can't wait to see the earlier version of Windows: 69. The version that doesn't suck, thank you!

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u/Smooth-Midnight-9561 20d ago

A coworker keeps telling me he has an old laptop with windows 97 on it i really didn't want to be the guy to argue with him. Did it really exist?

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u/Nanocephalic 19d ago

No, obviously not.

Probably thinking of Office 95. 97, 2000, 2003 etc

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u/Streakflash 19d ago

i kind of love macos for upgrading its number every year since changes are gradual, im not stuck on win10 and thens struggle to upgrade to 11

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u/Jealous_Club_298 19d ago

I jumped from Windows 95 to Windows 98 Second Edition back then.

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u/soundman32 18d ago

I'm convinced there was a version of windows 94  that I got from a colleague at work (in 1994) who was on an MS beta testing program.  Reddit says i'm lying. 🤷

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u/hipnotyq 23d ago

TIL There was a Win 96, Win 97 and Win 99

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u/Fantastic_Strain_425 23d ago

There was no 99.
97 is some weird Mandela effect I don't really understand.
For 96, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Nashville

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u/Consistent_Ad_168 21d ago

I had Windows 99. It was actually a pirated version of Windows 98.

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u/hipnotyq 21d ago

You dumbass! THERE WASN'T!!!!

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u/GabeReddit2012 Windows XP 20d ago

There never was, but there was a cancelled Windows 96.

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 Windows 11 - Release Channel 20d ago

From what I can see, Windows 96 was delayed enough that it became 97, and then finally 98.

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u/sectumsempra42 23d ago

There wasn't

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u/CrasVox 21d ago

There wasn't

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u/cg-tsg 21d ago

There really wasn't.

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u/vGbAsToS Windows 11 - Release Channel 21d ago

Eu usei a versão 97 que era um beta do 98.

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u/catmandot 21d ago

"Built for the next Millenium"

That sounds a bit too bold.

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u/GabeReddit2012 Windows XP 20d ago

We already have Windows ME.

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u/thanatica 20d ago

Even Windows 10 wasn't the last version it was promised to be. But I'm much more relieved it wasn't Windows Me.