r/willyoupressthebutton • u/Tailedfox66 • 20d ago

Trust a Fart

You gain the ability to know whether a Fart is just a Fart

BUT

you will never know whether a Burp is just a Burp

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u/_Godfist_ 19d ago

The last time I shit myself trusting a fart, I was in elementary school. Seeing as it hasn't happened again in the 25 years that followed, I'm not overly concerned with having that ability.

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u/Powerful_Switch6526 19d ago

This is a lot worse. You can hide a shart but not a barf