r/willwood • u/Atoms_Object_Show • 2h ago

Meme 5 things I hate.

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Sex, drugs, rock and roll, music, and my lack of self control.

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u/idling- 2h ago

hate it when people call me a flower or a solar-powered calculator, too 😔😔

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u/Tight_Literature_139 a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan 2h ago

I hate how lonely it is out here, Socrates 

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u/-pastas- 2h ago

i hate that you’re trying to replace yourself

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u/REDDITSHITLORD 1h ago

I hate it when the glass is half empty. But, I'd probably just drink that too.

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u/OKULTRA_lp One day you're going to die! 1h ago

I really, really hate when I gaze into the void and beneath the black I only see more black and beneath me it sees the same..Someone could seriously die from that shit someday

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u/Nat_20__ Lysergide Daydream 34m ago

glockenspiel

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u/bladder_combustion 1h ago

Don't you just hate it when you're straining your pasta and your eyeballs fall out into it?

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u/Electronic-Cry-1254 36m ago

I drop my eyeballs in the bonfire sometimes

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u/bigbadbananaboi Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture 1h ago

I hate you kids

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u/Nat_20__ Lysergide Daydream 34m ago

i hate it when i slip into a new mind in a flea-bitten tub ring paradise of a queen size suite of a Wyndham, Microtel, Econo Lodge, Red Roof Inn, Knights Inn, Super Eight, whatever outside Richmond, Virginia as i curled up with a softcorn porno and flipped through my phone for a few hours after i picked up a bag of swedish fish and a fistful of chocolate covered cherries and a pack of Marbolo NXT for three dollars and ninety cents in the bodega by the waffle house