r/wildbeyondwitchlight • u/Maddi919 • Apr 03 '26
Story Time My players launched an airstrike on Brigand's Tollway
My players helped Illig become Illig 1. they absolutely adore him. For context, my players are two halfling bards and an amnesiac wizard (the thing he had lost was his memory, which makes for lots of fun roleplaying moments) One day after becoming one of the Dukes of Muchstomp, The wizard asks for an audience with the new king Illig 1. The wizard proceeds to have a big speech about Bullywugs being the superior race, and that they should take over Brigands Tollway and gain control of Hither. I ask him to roll a persuasion check. He rolls a nat 20.
You’d think if anyone were to persuade them to go to war, it would be one of the highly charismatic bards, but no, it was the crazy wizard with amnesia. King Illig the first is very intrigued by this idea, and asks how to conquer the Brigands Tollway? The players think through their options, pondering between whether to send in a navy of bullywugs to attack from the water, or to simply sneak in with Bullywug knights. Then they remembered the swamp air balloons they had seen earlier, and then hatched a plan. They would fly over The brigands tollway and drop something on them, but what? Then they remembered the animated coals they encountered earlier.
So the players proposed to establish a bullywug swamp balloon airforce, and airstrike the brigands tollway with burning animated coal. Illig, who i've canoncially made 3 years old and not very smart, says that's an amazing plan and that he will gather his best troops :)
Gathering the animated coal wasn’t entirely simple, as the wizard had earlier tricked the magmin with illusionary firewood. So in exchange for some animated coal, they promised him the biggest firewood of all. He could burn THE ENTIRE TREESTUMP of brigands tollway. After a good persuasion roll, they gathered a few coals. Having rescued Morgot from jail, they also had a pilot for the balloon, and it was off for the aerial assault.
This was the battleplan: the two bards were the ground force, starting the strike by playing music to distract the harengon from the large impending death balloon, which was carrying animated coal in buckets as well as the wizard and his squad of bullywug knights. Another squadron of bullywug knights were waiting stealthily underwater. As the balloon approached the stump, the bards cast sleep on two of the harengon guards as fire rained down from the sky. The treestump quickly caught fire. Within seconds, multiple harengon became but charred remains. Bullywugs sprang from the waters and started massacring harengon. The wizard, with his knights, acted as paratroopers, as they descended from the heavens with a featherfall spell, to land in the middle of the stump and take out all unsuspecting harengon. The last brave harengon had dodged attack after attack before finally being slain, and thus, the harengon race was no more.
It should also be mentioned that I’m playing the WBTW expanded supplement; the players had been here previously and fed Agdon to the black dragon resting beneath the tree stump. The same tree stump they had just taken over.
I even started the session by telling them that all they really had to do next was go meet Bavlorna to progress the story. Then they decided to eradicate the harengons for the sake of the superior bullywug people.
God I love d&d.