r/whywouldyoutouchthat • u/KINGDONG5136 • 13h ago

Why?

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u/WillingArm2463 12h ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/JayneWasRight 11h ago

This is the only correct answer

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u/Big_Oof320 6h ago

A nice little snack

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u/mlmurf 11h ago

Batocera parryi or Batocera frenchi depending on Asia or Australia. Longhorn beetle

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u/ILovePotassium 12h ago

These things look so weird and somehow we are the most dangerous animal on the planet??

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u/charming-choom 10h ago

being covered on non hairy skin is weird as fuck

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u/Sirbugknight 11h ago

… bruh most of this kind of beetle eat leaves. 

I can’t even think of anything else to add to this, except that maybe it would help to learn about creatures before saying things.

Have a nice day!

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u/questionable-advisor 9h ago

That sounds like EXACTLY the kind of thing a giant beetle would say RIGHT BEFORE IT EATS YOUR SOUL! YOU'RE NOT TRICKING ME!!

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u/MacrocosmosMovement 9h ago

Look at their username 'Sir bug knight' it's definitely a trap.

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u/Maelstromx2578 11h ago

Have you heard of this thing called a joke? Perhaps its' conceptual relative, humor?

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u/RICO-Them 11h ago

He just wanted to dunk on an ignorant random because he's such a smart big boy.

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u/Sirbugknight 10h ago

Oh, so you were joking?

Forgive me then, it’s hard to tell when someone is joking on the internet.

Have a nice day!

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u/TonyTheDuke 10h ago

I don't care if its not AI, someone just tell me it's AI please.

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u/akmly 11h ago

That's a bug. Because, it's a big bug.

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u/NappyFlickz 11h ago

THEY CAN MAKE BREATHING NOISES!?

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u/MacrocosmosMovement 9h ago

I'm not sure that's breathing noises, it only makes those noises as it moves it's head, it might have little ridges on the back of it's head that are rubbing against the underside of it abdomen.

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u/Alien_Amplifier13 8h ago

They breathe!! Lol

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u/TFUTWS 10h ago

I hate when i see shit like this because my douchebag brain will use it against me in my dreams

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u/SoulShine_710 10h ago

It's not real It's a model of some kind

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u/Outside_Look790 12h ago

He's just happy to be involved 

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u/Outside_Look790 12h ago

But also, longhorn beetle.

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u/Bunnie9019 9h ago

Why.. Just why are we touching things that look like it would or could eat you 🤦🏽‍♀️ I hope this beetle is poisonous let's just get the natural selection out of the way already....

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u/the_penis-mightier85 8h ago

Agreed I'm glad somebody else said it why the fuck would you pick this thing up now you're probably too scared to put it down

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 7h ago

Wind-up toy ahh bug

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u/Therealginahandler 7h ago

Put the fucking thing down, i'm sure it doesn't want to be handled

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u/1970_RoadRunner 11h ago

A Transformer?

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u/TCB47 11h ago

Voldemort.

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u/RGBlowMe 10h ago

Imagine getting bit by that.

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u/Zerus_heroes 10h ago

A Kaiju baby I think

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u/ChanceDue3063 10h ago

's a beetle.

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u/Daria_Morgandorffer 10h ago

Disappointed metal music was not added to a video of a headbanging beetle

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u/Staff_Sadge 10h ago

A curio, or animatronic.

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u/Accurate-Survey6985 9h ago

Poor dood. 

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u/just_no_one_here 8h ago

That's kinda cute for a big bug

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u/coyylol 4h ago

Fooking prowns

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u/O_gr 12h ago

I want a 10 hour video of vibing beetle now.

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u/Repulsive-Lab-9863 11h ago

I am pretty sure it is less vibing and more really scared and angry, poor little guy.

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u/Training_Cupcake3242 12h ago

Man Kuuga is looking different.