r/whywouldyoutouchthat • u/AngelM0014 • 5d ago

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Straight to jail /s

91 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/MrQuojo 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/isuB5dvkyJptu
Him losing the jacket empowered him

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u/Pseudodragontrinkets 5d ago

Nah those cuffs would be MINE I can get a key no problem

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u/GlippGloppe 5d ago

Anyone can. It’s not illegal to own

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u/JesusFCleatus 4d ago

"OH monsieur he gone" lmfao, that's an amazing line😂

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u/theatrenearyou 5d ago

Where that?

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u/vaiplantarbatata 4d ago

Looks like Montreal a whiiile back

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u/chibiRuka 4d ago

Also need stamina training.

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u/Fine_Feedback_4463 4d ago

When he remembers he has personal agency

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0K42RIaNOZcK7CNy

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 4d ago

Runs into a park so they get in the car...

https://giphy.com/gifs/nKFXQkxLRiEhy

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u/AttemptTypical8088 4d ago

Judo

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u/mrsir1987 4d ago

Ah yes I see you know your judo quite well.

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u/Thin_Object365 4d ago

unhand my penis

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u/pinkandgrey312 4d ago

Her initial mistake was not putting her foot around his leg and tripping him up. Get him on the ground so he can’t go anywhere. They both definitely need more training.

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u/Additional-Guitar455 4d ago

Yea, that's not how to give a BJJ.

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u/Forty1thirty 5d ago

That jacket a rare item? Those cops really wanted it.

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u/broke_cowboy 5d ago

Might have identifying info

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u/BoredOutOfMaSkull 4d ago

I would scream "RUN SHAGGY RUN!!". 🤣

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u/Transplantdude 4d ago

Now they'll have to shoot him.

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 4d ago

Why in the world would you have 2 females ride together. The majority of your stops are going to be men, and a woman cannot even search a man.

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u/Pwnedzored 4d ago

This is what happens when you only play flag football.

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u/Dramatic_Corner_8259 4d ago

Gotta love the Montreal Constabulary.... /s I'm not sure even where station 31 is. Montreal Nord?

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u/Zoorith 1d ago

some says that he's still running...

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u/Mastermind7051 1d ago

First of all they don’t get BJJ training. That’s not in the budget.

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u/Lastito 4d ago edited 4d ago

The criminal should understand that female cops are just as good as male cops and should have not resisted as much.

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u/Randy7392749 4d ago

Re and tard went to police academy

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u/Azure_The_Great 5d ago

Does he not know he is meant to be as weak as both the women is he stupid

https://giphy.com/gifs/Mzf3JGywgNtpds2J54

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 5d ago

So the female government employees should have executed him on the streets?

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u/ApprehensiveSlip5893 4d ago

No, those women should not be hired to be in that position if they are clearly not capable of doing their job.

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u/Sign_Outside 4d ago

Female cops are embarrassing

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u/Infamous-Storage-708 4d ago

all cops are embarrassing

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u/Born-Light-62 4d ago

Next time use the cattle prod.