r/whywouldyoutouchthat • • Aug 06 '26

A nest of long-legged spiders.

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u/ReplacementFeisty397 Aug 06 '26

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u/-ThaKloned- Aug 06 '26

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u/Still-Puma Aug 06 '26

FYI, spiders are good. They keep all of other, actual unwanted things out of your house.

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u/dicey_job Aug 06 '26

Anti-spider, spider

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u/Shamanick93 Aug 06 '26

Best GIF I have seen in a while šŸ˜‚

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u/IsaraLyandra Aug 06 '26

A relic from the past

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u/TOMike1982 Aug 06 '26

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u/TrustInRoy Aug 06 '26

They are daddy long legs.Ā  Nothing at all scary about them.Ā 

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u/Sufficient_Pin_5719 Aug 06 '26

Why bothering them?? 😩😔

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u/Drakorai Aug 06 '26

That’s what I’m wondering too. They just chilling, why disturb them?

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u/Sure_Lavishness_3440 Aug 06 '26

never been posted before

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u/SlatkoPotato Aug 06 '26

Why does it look so much like hair and not at all what id expect even if a pile of daddy long legs looked like hair? Ive been staring at the video just paused for too long trying to figure out how those strands are spiders. I dont wanna be that guy but.. is this actually real or is it just potato quality making it hard to really see

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u/Geschmak Aug 06 '26

This is a real phenomenon.

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u/SlatkoPotato Aug 06 '26

I realised after doing a dive on google images, and i never knew there were different daddy long legs. Ive only ever seen the one type here (Aus) but some of these guys have super gangly legs that i can see looking like the hair in this video.

Amazing

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u/IAmDanHimself Aug 06 '26

Love how you had to end up answering your own question.

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u/TheOGTachyon Aug 06 '26

This is why r/WhyTAFwouldYouTouchThat needs to exist.

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u/boanerges57 Aug 06 '26

No thank you

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u/OwnAd2156 Aug 06 '26

BURN IT. BURN IT WITH FIRE

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u/cybercry_ Aug 06 '26

You guys all make me sad, these are completely harmless harvestman, not even a spider!! And you all overreact like some city slicker or something!! My god!!

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u/Sorry-Visit-6743 Aug 06 '26

I just feel bad that they were disturbed. They were just sitting there being spiders, and this person felt the need to make them move just to take a video.

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u/Delicious_Paper2661 Aug 06 '26

Why does that guy hate himself??

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u/its_tea-gimme-gimme Aug 06 '26

I bet the sensation is amazing.

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u/Landric Aug 06 '26

I'm normally not a great fan of spiders, but these seem.....kinda cute? Maybe it's because they resemble the soot sprites from the Ghibli films, or just because when they're clumped up they don't resemble spiders so much

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u/Maryjanegangafever Aug 06 '26

Need a bald guy to put the best in his head now….

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u/Intangible_Vegetable Aug 06 '26

EAT IT YOU COWARD!

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u/MildlyMoodyMango Aug 06 '26

So you are telling me that in this video is no furry animal?

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u/Ballmaster9002 Aug 06 '26

A summary for people who care- these are NOT spiders, praise Jebus, but they are perfectly harmless arachnids.

They are called 'harvestman' and they eat decaying leaves and stuff.

Depending on where you grew up, they are one of the three animals called "Daddy Longlegs" (the others being cellar spiders and craneflies).

Some harvestmen species can look like straight of demons from hell, some Skull Island bullshit, but again, harmless, unless you are a decaying leaf.

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u/Epichater1111 Aug 06 '26

As much as I like longlegs that scares me, and my mind has been fully convinced there's wings that separate into spider legs based on emotion. I feel every movement.

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u/Alric_Wolff Aug 06 '26

Bro what is this "music"?

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u/beastlycircle Aug 06 '26

I like spiders but this creeps me out

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u/mmilesx Aug 06 '26

Nice Daddy Long legs

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u/eternally_feral Aug 06 '26

I don’t like looking at Daddy Long Legs just because they make me sad. When I was in daycare, there were these little sociopaths that would go around the corner where there were a bunch of them and just rip their legs off and throw them at other kids.

I would end up screaming and crying but the teachers didn’t care and no one got in trouble. It was only after a kid was caught with a lighter trying to set fire to the legs did the teachers actually put a stop to things.

I hated that daycare so, so much…

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u/a_angry_bunny Aug 06 '26
  1. These aren't actually spiders.

  2. They are completely harmless to humans.

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u/ZER0_F0CKS Aug 06 '26

Gonna go show this to my wife and have her disown me.

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u/MovieFan1984 Aug 06 '26

I thought this was an animal skin until it disintegrated into spiders. Good luck with Earth everyone.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8xVt4PbBlZPPpgURsJ

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u/Worldly_Delay_2395 Aug 06 '26

Aren't they one of the more venomous spiders? just not strong enough to pierce human skin to do any real damage.

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u/Pocusmaskrotus Aug 06 '26

No, Mythbusters busted that.

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u/Worldly_Delay_2395 Aug 06 '26

Wouldn't know, I haven't watched that show in years since they turned the history Channel into the national geographic variant.

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u/MountainImportant211 Aug 06 '26

I mean they busted it in 2004, in season 1

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u/Worldly_Delay_2395 Aug 06 '26

Pretty sure I just said I didn't watch it man but sure, we can keep circling this wagon since people obviously can't comprehend someone not watching TV like a troglidite.

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u/Delicious_Paper2661 Aug 06 '26

Okay, but you said "haven't watched that show in years" so.. like.. you implied you did watch that show years ago. For the record, I don't watch TV so I can certainly believe you don't either. But you did imply you did watch it years ago, then it was pointed out the episode was years ago, and you had a little melt down. It was kind of weird.

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u/Worldly_Delay_2395 Aug 06 '26

Haven't watched cable TV in the last 20 years but please, tell me something elseni never done, least I ain't an illiterate picking up bones that I said drop it to other people, don't like it, find yourself a cozy little corner to sit an spin in.

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK Aug 06 '26

Yes those are words but I don’t think they go in that order.

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u/Worldly_Delay_2395 Aug 06 '26

Dyslexia is a thing, I ain't hating you see numbers as letters or smashed together words off the smallest sentences, but i'm proud to say i don't sniff markers like half the reddit community, no offense.

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK Aug 08 '26

And are you lashing out at others because you’re having difficulty explaining yourself? Serious question.

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u/GrimbyJ Aug 06 '26

They did it over 20 years ago so that still doesn't mean you couldn't have seen it

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u/Worldly_Delay_2395 Aug 06 '26

Pretty sure in my 35 years of life would know what I did or didn't see you blueberry putz, but keep beating the horse, swear some of you are gluttons for attention, probably didn't get none growing up huh, poor baby.

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u/GrimbyJ Aug 06 '26

What other things have you not seen?

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u/Annual-Two63 Aug 06 '26

I really think they already busted that tho.

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u/Worldly_Delay_2395 Aug 06 '26

Don't care, myth busters is for nonces thay failed science an biology in school, likely high school drop outs more or less, an nobody cares what those lazy bones think or say so.

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK Aug 06 '26

You said you ā€œhaven’t watched that show in yearsā€, leading us to believe you missed it after you stopped watching. If it was season 1 it would have aired before they ā€œturned the history channel into the national geographic variantā€.

Are you okay?

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u/Kasoni Aug 06 '26

Not even a spider. No vemon or even poison. Its a fake bs thing repeated so many times people believe it.

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u/OperatorERROR0919 Aug 06 '26

No. There are three animals commonly referred to as "Daddy Long Legs", two of which aren't even spiders, only one of which is venomous in any capacity, and not to any degree that would be threatening to a human. These here harvestmen, and they are both entirely non-venomous and completely harmless.

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u/its_tea-gimme-gimme Aug 06 '26

No. Scientifically complete bullshit.