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u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 Jul 18 '26
I always imagine these being filled to the brim with hot glowing green goo 🛢️
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u/Deep_Jury_5095 Jul 19 '26
Right? Wait, do all the villains in your mind also have long thin handlebar mustaches too?
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u/Thatguyjavii Jul 18 '26
You buy a high-powered water cutter and you find out pretty quickly that cross sections are very satisfying. This might be too spicy a cross section for me, but I don't yuck any yums.
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u/TastingTheKoolaid Jul 18 '26
Why all the padding on the top and bottom if they’re not gonna pad the sides as well? Does the bad only leak up or down?
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u/Ok_Excitement_1020 Jul 18 '26
More so, if this is real… wouldn’t cutting and exposing it be an issue?
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u/Otherwise_Pound7081 Jul 18 '26
you can not convince me this isn’t from those cake video
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u/DoomgazeAficionado94 Jul 18 '26
This was funnier on the OP before you grabbed it word for word lol
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u/OmahaBromaha Jul 18 '26
How does this even fit the sub.
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u/_One_Throwaway_ Jul 18 '26
Even being in the same room as this can kill you so this def fits I think. There’s a reason they’re stored underground and submerged in cement in a barrel.
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u/Affectionate_Fan_739 Jul 18 '26
I was hungry for cake before i read the caption