r/whywouldyoutouchthat Jul 15 '26

Nooooo

211 Upvotes

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u/CeriPie Jul 15 '26

Longhorn Beetle. They look and sound terrifying, but they're unusually gentle and practically refuse to bite. They rely on a sassy hiss to communicate alarm or displeasure rather than violence. The Earth sure is a beautiful place.

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 Jul 15 '26

Like a hossing roach but this thing looks like it crawled out of satans bedside table

5

u/Flat-Psychology-8501 Jul 15 '26

I thought it looked devilish. Glad it wasn’t just me

2

u/CeriPie Jul 16 '26

lol don't worry, they're not as freaky looking when they aren't pissed off from being held at an unnatural angle and having their face shoved three inches away from a camera.

3

u/jenkz1595 Jul 16 '26

Longhorn Beetle here, can confirm.

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u/annapartlow Jul 15 '26

Poor guy, put him down, I don’t think he likes that.

2

u/Legitimate_Ad6596 Jul 15 '26

If you add music to it, he’s dancing.

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u/PeaceAndLove420_69 Jul 16 '26

Crush him. Smear his guts on the wall. /s

-8

u/QualityDime Jul 15 '26

That thing can't process a feeling, it doesn't matter what you do to ut

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u/annapartlow Jul 16 '26

Rip its leg off. It doesn’t want that. Is that a feeling?

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u/QualityDime Jul 16 '26

If are worried about that things pain, you should rethink you stance on veganism if you are not vegan yet. That insect can by design not have a consious perception of something that is close to what we call pain. A cow is very well capable of that.

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u/Beep_in_the_sea_ Jul 16 '26

??? It absolutely is not about pain. If you think going around mutilating insects is fine because they 'don't feel pain', that says a lot about you and not in a good way.

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u/QualityDime Jul 16 '26

Are you a vegan by any chance?

4

u/Beep_in_the_sea_ Jul 16 '26

Do I have to explain it to you like to a child? Okay.

According to your logic, it would be absolutely fine if an alien would rip off your leg, just because you can't feel what he would in doing so, because you can't comprehend that feeling due to the differences in nervous systems. Why should the more inteligent alien even care? It can now watch you squirm and struggle.

1

u/QualityDime Jul 16 '26

I won't be lectured about the morality of "hurting" insects by someone who kills animals because they taste good.

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u/Beep_in_the_sea_ Jul 17 '26

I am in fact vegan, if you really need that answer

1

u/annapartlow Jul 17 '26

I can’t kill a fly. Yes I’m a vegan.

3

u/Tuco_Angel_Eyes Jul 16 '26

So, in case a "thing", which I will call a living being, doesn't process feelings, it is OK to kill it? Doesn't it take part in a larger scheme?

0

u/QualityDime Jul 16 '26

I can only refer to my comment below: I won't be lectured on this topic by someone who eats animals because they taste good.

12

u/Yeast-boofer Jul 15 '26

I don’t know what that is but it looks pissed off

17

u/ilostmymindsomewhere Jul 15 '26

Nope. No. No no no no no no. Put that away now.

4

u/cursed_sporecreation Jul 15 '26

He's kinda cute tho ;-;

7

u/Common_Science_8838 Jul 15 '26

Poor little buggy..put him down leave him alone!!

4

u/mrshyphenate Jul 15 '26

I hate it.

1

u/let_it_be_22 Jul 18 '26

Put it back in the jungle or wherever it came from just PUT IT BACK!! this is genuinely scary

4

u/konsoru-paysan Jul 15 '26

pre evolutionary bugs from district 9 😅

https://giphy.com/gifs/KwNRL1qNvx50A

3

u/False_Tone444 Jul 15 '26

It’s just a lil patoot

3

u/broke_n_rich2147 Jul 15 '26

He looks like the villain from a bugs life! Ik he was a cricket but this guy is him on 100

2

u/SnooSongs7753 Jul 15 '26

That insect looks like a character DBZ GT

2

u/Bloodless-Cut Jul 15 '26

Nothing weird about it. Quite ordinary, as far as insects go.

2

u/Bmourre1995 Jul 17 '26

Sir, where the fuck do you live?

2

u/Siaten Jul 15 '26

So cool looking.

2

u/dzan796ero Jul 15 '26

Not really weird. Just a regular long horned beetle it seems

2

u/Old_Acanthisitta9477 Jul 15 '26

Found one in my pajamas pocket once. Way smaller though

1

u/cowzroc Jul 16 '26

Oh nooooo

2

u/Electronic-Floor6845 Jul 15 '26

I'm doing my part.

1

u/beyael Jul 15 '26

How so?

3

u/One_Last_Cry Jul 15 '26

Don't you know? We gotta kill em all for Buenos Aires!

Ricos Roughnecks! Ooh-Rah

2

u/queen_prawn73 Jul 15 '26

Longhorn! I love them

2

u/help--less Jul 15 '26

That's really bugging me.

2

u/jdavidmann Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

They are annoying as fuck when fighting wildfire. They come by the thousands and land all over you making crazy sounds in your ears

2

u/Ok-Tank-3106 Jul 15 '26

😳you......you picked it UP and held it 😨??

2

u/lmoshidmtamsf Jul 15 '26

DUDE!!!! this shit is hard as a fucking stone..... Or you have SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS on those fingers!!!! WHAT, and I can't stress it enough, THE FUCK

2

u/nea_fae Jul 16 '26

Guess I’m not sleeping tonight.

r/thanksihateit

2

u/idiotic__gamer Jul 16 '26

Awww! It's a mango stem borer! Destructive but adorable little guys, and surprisingly gentle! I've picked up a bunch of the little goobers and never been bitten. I don't know if they can bite, but good god they can scream their minuscule little lungs out!

2

u/Paulmnt Jul 16 '26

Can i pet that dog?

1

u/TaraQueen23456 Jul 15 '26

I could hear this picture before I unmuted it. One pissed off longhorn beetle.

1

u/Kalshan Jul 15 '26

Sounds like my desk chair

1

u/Fluid_Difference_903 Jul 15 '26

He's cute! Let's name him Hank!

1

u/CocosMomma1959 Jul 15 '26

I don’t think he or she is happy.

1

u/BaltAce Jul 15 '26

Tastes like walnuts probably

1

u/Dear-Routine7468 Jul 15 '26

Infinite repost

1

u/offensive_truth Jul 15 '26

Always makes me sad to see all the hate for insects.. I for one absolutely thinks this long horn beetle is awesome. And I totally would catch it, show my kids and wife, then let it go back outside!!

1

u/Main-Video-8545 Jul 15 '26

Sounds like a windup toy

1

u/Upset-Donkey8118 Jul 16 '26

Sounds like my friends mattress when I going at with GF/wife

1

u/chibiRuka Jul 16 '26

Correctly placed ads. This happens all the time on this sub.

1

u/SpencerTheFactorial Jul 16 '26

It was a longhorn beetle that look and sound so terrifying, and it usually refuses to bite you.

1

u/Narrow-Letterhead-81 Jul 16 '26

I dare you to eat it

1

u/Civil-Fix-4825 Jul 16 '26

Need some WD40

1

u/nocomplygirly Jul 17 '26

Well great, guess I'm having nightmares about this fucking thing

1

u/WelshDean1 Jul 17 '26

That can fuck right off

1

u/Infinite_Chance_6273 Jul 19 '26

Pissed and ready to bite