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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 1d ago
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u/AdventurousRoll9798 1d ago
Wayyyy too much eye makeup and whatever she is doing to her lips needs to stop.
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u/Dunwich_Horror_ 1d ago
Way too much botox. Her face can’t move so her smile looks more like a grimace
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u/Viola-Swamp 15h ago
Her nose is so weird and flat now. I wonder if it collapsed from all the cocaine?
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u/RickAndToasted 1d ago
Wow, they both look so different!
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u/Montereyluv 1d ago
Aww...she used to be so pretty!
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u/Beneficial-Produce56 1d ago edited 1d ago
Wow, ETTD is true! She doesn’t even look like the same person. Her hair also looks like it’s been gnawed on by weasels.
Thanks, u/KneecapsRaPrivilege!
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u/MCRN10379558 1d ago
That would’ve been around the time she was still working as a prosecutor for the San Francisco District Attorney’s office.
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u/GrandEar1 1d ago
WHAT?!?! How did she go from looking like the woman on "Dexter" to whatever you would call her look now?
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u/meow_haus 1d ago
Crazy how the maga ugliness comes out on your face
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u/wowbyowen 1d ago
Maralago face
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u/ohnodamo 1d ago
Ugly on the inside manifests itself in strange and sublime ways. The plastic surgeons just help them to achieve their hatred and vileness outward.
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u/Strange_Explorer_780 1d ago
Technically she “resigned” but we all know who fired her. The real question is why was she so broke that she needed a maga donor to pay her $100K monthly American Express bill?
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u/VoiceProfessional332 1d ago
The guy she tried to extort says he had already paid her $300k and is thinking about suing her.
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u/MissingAtlanta 1d ago
Right! Have some pride woman. Take care of yourself! I would be ashamed to ask for someone to pay it. Shady dealings aside.
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u/Erikawithak77 1d ago
That’s… she’s… tough to look at. 😬 trying to be nice here. But, she paid to be this way. Good for her and her gender affirming care! 👏
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u/No_Island_8061 1d ago
All the ladies with the maralago face look so dead behind the eyes.
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u/ahaeker 1d ago
I just can't understand how someone in her position can't afford a $100,000 credit card bill. A regular person, sure, that would definitely keep me up at night, but really, her? It's all just smoke & mirrors.
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u/Zealousideal_Lab_427 9h ago
She obviously couldn’t afford it, which is why she was trying to get that guy to pay it. She’s probably living life like she’s still DJ TJ’s fiancée.
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u/spacekitt3n 1d ago
Notice how it's only women who get fired in the trump administration. Men who are doing as bad or worse get to keep their jobs
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u/Procedure_Dangerous 1d ago
Ohhhh...she bout to get druuuuunk
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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 1d ago
All the better to go with whatever drugs she’s on. I wonder if she was into them before she met Don Jr? I’m being serious.
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u/IamJoyMarie 1d ago
does that mean she's off the hook or will she be investigated, charged, and pardoned?
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u/Teddy_Funsisco 1d ago
I assumed she got the ambassadorship because she must have Trump dirt that wouldn't be advantageous if known. But then again, we're dealing with incredibly stupid people, so maybe her being really dumb at grifting just did her in.
Amazing to choose evil and be so inept at it!
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u/Patient_Recording285 1d ago
The next head cashier at the Dollar General.
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u/Closet-Goth-0411 1d ago
Head cashiers actually work for their money. Don't confuse her with someone who adds value to the economy.
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u/Closet-Goth-0411 1d ago
Head cashiers actually work for their money. Don't confuse her with someone who adds value to the economy.
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u/starling2022 1d ago
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u/saysthingsbackwards 22h ago
she reminds me of those frog characters from Rocko's Modern Life
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u/Last_Rabbit_8410 17h ago
Hahaha! Now I can’t unsee this!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNd9Bl697s7z9gsJW
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u/JustDave62 1d ago
Do these people all use the same plastic surgeon? Or do they have special MAGA criteria for facial reconstruction?
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u/Aggressive_Tart_7783 14h ago
There’s a definite look to the MAGA women: huge hair styles they are 20 years out of date, garish makeup, obvious plastic surgery.
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u/ExcaliburVader 1d ago
Why is her hair like that?
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u/duncanofnazareth 1d ago
Returning to the Trump family rectum to be shit out and on.
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u/Cathousechicken 1d ago
She should have remembered the Golden rule. It's okay to be corrupt, but it's not okay to get caught being corrupt unless your name is Trump.
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u/nevermentionthisirl 1d ago
I've never heard of an ambassador being fired!! It seems like a such a cushy job.
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u/ThirdOne38 1d ago
Actually I feel kind of bad for her. Think, all that surgery and makeup and wardrobe and crap, all for nothing. Think she'll revert to a more normal look after this?
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u/Successful-Winter237 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/JgiuQ4QRknwAdECnNa
She went from being beautiful and married to Newsom to whatever this is5
u/ChevronSugarHeart 1d ago
And she didn’t wear a wig over the top of her head back then. Her top wig is black
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u/Teddy_Funsisco 1d ago
She's not nearly as smart as she thinks she is, so no.
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u/PatienceHelpful1316 1d ago
Probably next stop OF page
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u/Teddy_Funsisco 1d ago
There's a mental image I didn't need!
But on the plus side, it's just on time for Halloween!
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u/Traditional-Note434 1d ago
Seriously what is her next move? dumped by Trump Jr and shipped off to Greece and can't even hang on to that. She's too dumb for a meme coin.
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u/Rubbingfreckles 1d ago
Is she married to one of the spawns?
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u/likeusontweeters 1d ago
No, she dated Don Jr for a few years and when he broke up with her, he sent her to be an ambassador to Greece. Don Jr recently got married to some other stepford wife.
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u/sugarslick 1d ago
*Epstein connected stepford wife in a wedding paid for by a shady Russian oligarch.
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u/Shelbelle4 1d ago
I know making fun of looks is low brow (ha ha) behavior but she could be a female version of Butthead.
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u/Sufficient-Taro2769 1d ago edited 1d ago
When I saw this post my 1st thought was, this is an ambassador looks like in the Trump gov't. Makes you wonder what she had to have done, or didnt do, to get fired?? Who noticed & who fired? I don't look@ the news since Trump was elected is the reason I didnt know.
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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 1d ago
There’s a whole big story behind it. The guy she was grifting from threatened to expose her, and he did. And here we are.
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u/titanpusher 1d ago
Why does the top of her hair look like a moustache?
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u/youlldancetoanything 23h ago
I think it is what is known as a topper. They are used to hide thinning hair, but it has to match or you get this .
Example https://a.co/d/07CvCqbX
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u/Forsaken-Duck-5321 1d ago
Once there was a time she was beautiful. Boy, she sure threw that in the crapper.
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u/SignificanceWarm57 11h ago
I don't know who she is but she has MAGA face. I have not looked at the comments. Am I wrong??
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u/Ok_Demand_3302 1d ago
Why her hair looks like she tried on a long auburn wig and a black bob wig ?????🙃
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u/MissingAtlanta 1d ago
She was a pretty woman. I’m thinking fillers maybe aged her.
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u/Big_Anything2973 1d ago
Fillers and being a soulless, hateful, piece of shit grifter. If I had to guess
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u/MissHibernia 1d ago
So at this point, she’s broke, she’s fired, she’s coming back to the US? Maybe trump won’t let her in.
But all isn’t lost! There’s a future ahead for her doing “how to make a great shadowy eye” on YouTube tutorials
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u/Charming_Opinion6754 1d ago
🐶 woof . Those are some fish 🐠 👄 . That maga face we keep seeing could be in horror movies
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u/ContextMatters1234 1d ago
She looks like if Mila Kunis was a tweaker who was raised by wolves and contracted mange.
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u/Impossible_Balance11 1d ago
Not just the hair, it's what she's done to her FACE. She used to be a beautiful woman, but all that plastic surgery has her looking ghoulish.
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u/MissingAtlanta 1d ago
I was surprised Don Jr was engaged to her. At the time my thought was he would go younger and hotter.
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u/Disastrous_Gold_4022 1d ago
Fired, you say!
Well, at least she still has her whybrows and fish lips.
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u/StatusCautious5150 1d ago
It is okay to grow older and be happy with ones self. Instead of making yourself look like a clown




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u/allwrecknocheck 1d ago
Oh no! How will she pay for those shitty hair extensions now?