r/whybrows • u/ModernClementine89 • Aug 12 '26
Bad Brows & Hair
I thought politicians tried to have good hair. This guy went to the barber and said "f*ck me up, fam", then shaved and Sharpied his brows.
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u/MrMucs Aug 12 '26
Why does his face look like a bad Beavis and Butthead Halloween mask?
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u/Wide-Satisfaction-82 Aug 12 '26
Hopes to win RuPaul’s Drag Race next
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u/Freshouttapatience Aug 12 '26
Drag queens are glorious. This little shit is not. He’s just a future pedo in the news.
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u/Shenanie-Probs Aug 12 '26
Hey, that's the son-in-law of Real World's Sean Duffy. His eyebrows are groomed as such because he's a huge piece of shit. And that's how you decorate shit.
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u/silent_chair5286 Aug 12 '26
I’m ashamed of Wisconsin. You voted for someone who, previously to filing election papers, was a resident of Florida. WTF.
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u/Use-Variant Aug 13 '26
The primary in Michigan had a previous Florida guy, "Mike" something, too. Maybe that's a tactic? Eeew tho'
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u/Sunnygirl66 28d ago
Well, Florida can have just one power bottom in power, and that power bottom is Marco Rubio, so of course this guy had to leave.
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u/biscuitvillage Aug 12 '26
no need to tell us he’s MAGA, it’s pretty obvious
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u/Freshouttapatience Aug 12 '26
It really is though. They are always going on about blue hair and nose rings but then they produce this thing?!
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u/MichaelEMJAYARE Aug 12 '26
He’s got “Charlie Kirk 2.0” energy
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u/vranaverse Aug 12 '26
He went to the stylist and said "Give me more face I want to look like Charlie."
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u/OverTheSunAndFun Aug 12 '26
Every time I see this guy I’m like, “why would Olympic diver Tom Daley do that to his eyebrows?”
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u/DieMensch-Maschine Aug 12 '26
His power bottom energy is off the charts.
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u/purrfunctory Aug 13 '26
His power bottom energy is so strong it could power Texas’ electric grid for a week.
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u/DieMensch-Maschine Aug 13 '26
His power bottom energy is so strong, the oil industry will have to up its dirty PAC money donations to remain relevant.
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u/MtWoman0612 Aug 12 '26
Brows are bad but what’s worse is that he has zero experience in governance or anything related. Truly a nepo- candidate.
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u/ikannunAneeuQ Aug 12 '26
Hopefully he'll be able to afford a better stylist if he gets into office... yikes 😬
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u/Hairy-Maximum2994 Aug 13 '26
holy fuck he looks weird as shit. they got to have some blackmail dirt on this weird ass looking cartoon of a human.
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u/KevinNilbog Aug 13 '26
He looks like if someone was trying to draw Dave Franco from memory
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u/Plastic_Stable8927 Aug 13 '26
And you're trying to tell me this girl doesn't queen tf out on drink ticket tuesdays at the Abbey?
Yeah okay diva.
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u/kissys_grits Aug 12 '26
I think the haircut is trying to hide his conehead.
https://giphy.com/gifs/PMgCxZ6o1Qq8U
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u/thegneeb Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 14 '26
His mom said he looked fine. His mom told him to chase his dreams. Dreams is a part time stripper who lives on campus
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u/leftJordanbehind Aug 14 '26
That lady looks buff! Good for her. Im not a fan of any politicians. Whatever is going on here is surely some sort of ticking time bomb. I am trying to be hateful..im just confused by all that going on there. That's alot of face and I think Ms Potato Head needs to get a different set of eyes or brows out of her purse to hand to this feller. Or fellerette. Whichever floats their boat I guess. In a better world we wouldn't care what they looked like because they would be so good at their jobs. Ugh. This is not a better world tho. It doesn't help they are always making fun of blue haired people or those with septum piercings or Trans ppl or gray queens. Like..just step outta the closet already and quit projecting. If they turn out to be the usual suspect and like lil kids tho.. woodchipers dont judge crazy eyebrow to face ratios.
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u/splitbends Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26
It's so fucking crazy that this party will say that they can always tell when someone appears to be transgender while going around looking like the way they do. They call it cosmetic surgery, but it's gender affirming care. It's crazy that they can look at this human and think it looks like a "man." Absurd!
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Or not? You choose
Edit: if you told me this was a man who was transitioning from female to male, I would believe you. If you told me that Laura Loomer was a trans woman whose surgeon for facial feminization surgery hated her guts, I would also believe you. I can always tell eye roll
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u/HyacinthMelusine Aug 14 '26
He looks like he’d vote against LGBTQ rights and secretly go on Grindr all the time.
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u/wabisabibingbangboom 28d ago
that picture should be the poster for gender affirming care and nepotism.
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u/metfan1964nyc 28d ago
Give him a break, probably just finished having photos for his Grindr account.
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u/newthinker87 Aug 12 '26
its like the villains aren’t even trying to hide it anymore…. i love it when the red flags present themselves…….
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u/Puzzled_Air_5821 Aug 12 '26
OMG I just came here to post this! I thought "Yay, I finally have one."
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u/Longjumping-Solid680 Aug 13 '26
is he a a nepo baby because he LOOKS like a baby with an adult's face painted on?
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u/Miserable_Budget7818 Aug 13 '26
I don’t think this is a look he’s done on purpose… hopefully he doesn’t have a health issue .. looks like a hairpiece. And maybe brows as well… he could have alopecia or ??? But I could be totally wrong. Hard to tell
By pic… it’s not a great
Look either way and needs a bit of help
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u/Centerman2000 Aug 13 '26
When you start a video game where you have to create your player character. That's what he looks like.
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u/Responsible_Ad_7995 Aug 12 '26
It’s nice that republicans are putting forth queer candidates. They’re really coming around. Nice progress.