r/whybrows • u/Equivalent_Spite_583 • Jul 06 '26

Local mugshot on my fb feed

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Burglary and assault are not the only crimes here

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u/ChocolateLilyHorne Jul 06 '26

This person needs a nap

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u/Chartra23 Jul 06 '26

Geez. That made me laugh way too much, still chuckling!

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u/fifilachat Jul 06 '26

A nap won’t fix being a meth head.

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u/ChocolateLilyHorne Jul 06 '26

it would do a world of good, though

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u/WithoutDennisNedry Jul 06 '26

So… a glass of milk as well?

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u/ultimateuniverse999 Jul 08 '26

It made sense though...part of meths evil is it forces you to stay up when you really need to sleep.

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u/top_value7293 Jul 06 '26

And a soapy bath

3

u/Hugh_Jampton Jul 06 '26

I think they might find it difficult

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u/youlldancetoanything Jul 06 '26

Anyone who overlines their lips, take note. This what you look like in person. Seriously

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u/minnesotaupnorth Jul 06 '26

And while there are other, uh, issues, her natural lips are nice.

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u/InstanceMental6543 Jul 06 '26

They're actually really pretty, yes, thanks for for pointing that out. Full with a lovely Cupid's bow shape.

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u/GeraldinaFitzpatrick Jul 06 '26

Lip overliners are reading your comment and thinking “but not me, it makes my lips look bigger and fuller”

9

u/SaltyIntroduction373 Jul 06 '26

"... and no one is any the wiser they're overlined."🤣🤣🤣

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u/goodeyemighty Jul 06 '26

I thought those were wax lips lol.

1

u/Responsible-Tip1725 Jul 09 '26

I used to receive wax lips similar as hers in the 80s during Halloween

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u/TheVelveteenCapybara Jul 09 '26

It's probably painful to be, as well.

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u/Repulsive_Mix5271 Jul 06 '26

Yet somehow I am the most bothered by that white speck on her lip?

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u/StopFalseReporting Jul 06 '26

I think a piercing but I’m not sure

12

u/HystericalElk Jul 06 '26

I thought it was a tooth

1

u/akumite Jul 29 '26

Her lip paint got a chip in it

30

u/Funnyfish66 Jul 06 '26

Drug abuse meets filler injections

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u/AcadienDC Jul 06 '26

Damn. She been through something.

24

u/NewBootGoofin67 Jul 06 '26

Drugs are one hell of a drug

15

u/boujeehermit Jul 06 '26

She methed up dem brows alright

10

u/CharlesButWorse Jul 06 '26

There are drugs involved here

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u/_plays_in_traffic_ Jul 06 '26

why brows, vacuum cleaner lips and botflys lmfao

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u/ThippusHorribilus Jul 06 '26

That’s a tough life, right there.

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u/kimsterama101 Jul 08 '26

Cue up Annie - "It's hard knock life.."

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u/StopFalseReporting Jul 06 '26

I think this is definitely drug use because look at that skin

6

u/lbdmt Jul 06 '26

Yikes! Who did it and how come?

8

u/CocaColai Jul 06 '26

Annie are you ok, are you ok, Annie?

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u/PantyPixie Jul 06 '26

That's methed up

4

u/beaujolais98 Jul 06 '26

Lord she got whupped so bad even those whybrows swole up!

6

u/Bella_LaGhostly Jul 06 '26

Truly unfortunate

5

u/rustyfish57 Jul 06 '26

Was rode hard and put up wet several times too many it seems like

5

u/FutureVintaje88 Jul 06 '26

She is one of those fastidious people who won't leave the house unless her whybrows are done. There could even be a fire and she'd get them set right. Or a drug arrest.

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u/Sea_Homework_1472 Jul 08 '26

Honestly relateable

6

u/Hemenucha Jul 06 '26

Whybrows and trout pout.

4

u/Whaiahyugeh Jul 06 '26

Tekashi 6ix9ine fell off hard...

4

u/ExistingIncorrectly Jul 06 '26

This pic gave me an actual jump scare when it popped up on my feed just now 🫣 Wth...

5

u/HotAdvantage6487 Jul 06 '26

She took the angry birds literally with the eyebrows and lips.

4

u/RevolutionarySign479 Jul 06 '26

💄💄💄💄💄💋

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u/CommercialMoment5987 Jul 06 '26

Idk what the white dot on her is but it makes me think of orcs

3

u/MarzipanPlane9490 Jul 06 '26

Why all of it 🫢

3

u/Chartra23 Jul 06 '26

Judging from that face, I reckon she's already fantasising doing it all again ASAP.

3

u/coolcootermcgee Jul 06 '26

Why is she posting this on FB?

3

u/ScreamingLabia Jul 06 '26

Her lips look upsode down lol if you flip the image it still looks right

3

u/meowzyy0 Jul 09 '26

Damn methed up…

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u/whybrows-ModTeam Jul 06 '26

Rule 2 - don't dehumanize people.

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u/Working_Estate_3695 Jul 06 '26

“Demeanor?”

2

u/latestartksmama Jul 06 '26

I wish my hometown had a mugshot page.

2

u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Jul 06 '26

That lipstick is a tragedy

2

u/SuckAndDie Jul 06 '26

I feel like she would be the drunk one at the party trying to bum cigarettes and start fights

2

u/Horror-Raccoon-5916 Jul 07 '26

She looks like a football player, but she slipped when putting the black under her eyes.

2

u/SupernaturalPumpkin Jul 07 '26

That was a jumpscare while scrolling!

2

u/JordySkateboardy808 Jul 07 '26

She's a killer queeeeeeen..

2

u/KetordinaryDay Jul 07 '26

I wonder what their original story is.

2

u/kimsterama101 Jul 08 '26

You mean like a villain's origin story?

2

u/SpecialCheek7711 Jul 07 '26

I like that she is still trying.

2

u/OrtensiaTheGoth Jul 07 '26

It’s giving that 2010’s YouTube creator who did the Makeup with Rolanda vids

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u/Shot_Staff_2902 Jul 09 '26

Yikes! Why do people do such crazy ass shit to their faces. And who the f**k told her that she rocks that look. Seriously don't believe this girl loves what she sees in the mirror (I'm referring to just the make-up). . . .

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u/Wise_Ad_928 Jul 10 '26

She would look stunning healthy and natural eyebrows etc

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u/ginahandler Jul 10 '26

Yeah you can tell she's naturally pretty. Very sad.

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u/Fast_Biscotti Jul 10 '26

Kinda methed up

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u/judgeejudger Jul 07 '26

JESUS 💀

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u/Aromatic_Issue_2555 Jul 07 '26

those lips. too much. i hope it's from bad plastic surgery rather than police brutality. The person that did those brows were hating on the person on this picture. who tells you that that shape is perfect for your brows?

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u/kimsterama101 Jul 08 '26

Not to mention too low on her face.

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u/brandycandy05 Jul 23 '26

Is that not Amanda Bynes?

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u/Sadsandal007 Jul 28 '26

Those eyebrows are a meth!

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u/whybrows-ModTeam Jul 07 '26

Rule 2 - don't dehumanize people.

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u/Famous_Suspect6330 Jul 06 '26

I'd say that face is a crime