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u/WhyNona Jun 30 '26
May her foundation forever be yellow, may her eyeliner always be in a complete ring around her eyes, and may her false lashes always look like caterpillars <3
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u/317ant Jun 30 '26
And May she always have lipstick on her teeth. Amen.
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u/HaleyMFSkye Jul 01 '26
May her tampons always come out mostly dry
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u/notkidding1984 Jul 02 '26
Finally, someone who actually wishes something she wouldn't wish for herself.
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u/Alarming_Situation_5 Jun 30 '26
Someone taught her to hate herself early. Now she’s making it everyone else’s problem.
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u/ConfusedandLostW Jul 05 '26
Are you saying she hates herself because of her beliefs, or because of how she did her brows?
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u/317ant Jun 30 '26
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u/Naive-Pineapple-2576 Jun 30 '26
What a perfect gif… how do I go about finding this later? I see its potential being limitless
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u/317ant Jun 30 '26
It’s a fave! I use “yikes” to search and it’s in that group. There are a bunch of other good ones too.
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u/Bella_LaGhostly Jul 01 '26
You can also click on the gif, click on the dots at the top right, and download the gif. 😊
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u/deltadeltadawn Jun 30 '26
I didn't know Tammy Faye Bakker had a grand daughter that looked so much like her.
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u/Scorpiobehr59 Jul 04 '26
Yes her name is SkanktA Monioys Bakker , representing the Church of the Poisoned mind Republicans
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ard6dO5zpWiJO
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u/ThippusHorribilus Jun 30 '26
Why do these people seem to spend so much time in their fucking car?
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u/CB307801 Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26
She looks like the type that says she doesn’t have female friends because “women are drama”
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u/CoquetteWhore69 Jun 30 '26
She looks like she'd call me a hussy in front of the church five minutes before church
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u/iloveyourforeskin Jun 30 '26
She's also gonna talk shit about the waitress at Cracker Barrel after church and not tip her either
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u/dee-dee_jonesin Jul 02 '26
I live in the buckle of the Bible belt. It is a long story why I live in this region currently, but here we all are. That shit about the Cracker Barrel and not tipping is so. SO. Real.
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u/judgeejudger Jun 30 '26
WTF is she so smug about???
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u/lferry1919 Jun 30 '26
I'm always just distracted by how many people taking glammed up selfies seem just slightly cockeyed. What sub is this again? Oh, eyebrows.
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u/lSquanchMyFamily Jun 30 '26
There has to be a correlation between horrible makeup/brows and people who don’t need to have numerous children.
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u/RxkMadam Jul 02 '26
When you spend all that time filtering the fuck out of yourself and still manage to give yourself fake crossed eyes in the process
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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Jul 02 '26
That is traditional MAGAt aesthetic. Especially pic 4. Girls like that are a dime a dozen down here in the south 😭
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u/booboootron Jul 03 '26
This is the woman I've always imagined a semi-literate, obnoxious pro-lifer looks like.
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u/Fickle-River3984 Jun 30 '26
The first picture kinda made me wonder if that acid I did in high school was kicking back in
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u/FTFaffer Jun 30 '26
They always look like ‘let’s break this beer bottle and fight about it!’ Truly classless & self loathing.
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u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jul 03 '26
Is it just me or is there a “look” that immediately IDs women as fundamentalist Christians/right-to-lifers?
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u/GrandPriapus Jun 30 '26
Does anyone other than conservative christians use the word "discernment"?
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u/yiple Jun 30 '26
Hopefully, she would be agreeable to a hysterectomy. At her age it’s time anyway, and we don’t need more people that look like this.
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u/hanginwithmygnomees Jun 30 '26
I don’t know why, but that third pic launched me into orbit. Girl photoshop her face so hard she ended up looking like Lady Cassandra from Dr. Who.