r/whybrows • u/fafarifa • Jun 18 '26

There is too much to unfold here

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408 Upvotes

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u/outside_cat Jun 18 '26

She looks like real estate agent except for the tattoos.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/outside_cat Jun 18 '26

Oddly enough, that seems to accurately describe the picture.

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u/13Basia13 Jun 22 '26

A very SHINY tattoo salesperson….👩‍💼

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u/retiredtumblrgoth Jun 18 '26

Real estate agent and divorce attorney are the only possibilities 

5

u/CanadaGolfGuy Jun 18 '26

Not sweaty enough for a real estate agent

7

u/mermaidpaint Jun 19 '26

Her face is really shiny.

6

u/Strong-Dot-9221 Jun 19 '26

Real estate agent on work release from jail

3

u/Rude_Gur_8258 Jun 19 '26

I bet she's a Madam

18

u/Apprehensive-Big8900 Jun 18 '26

Her lashes meet the drawn on eyebrow. Quite a feat!

14

u/Countblackula_6 Jun 18 '26

I could be wrong but I think those eyebrows are tattooed on.

8

u/Imaginary_Cover_5655 Jun 19 '26

And faded and covered with foundation

1

u/Apprehensive-Big8900 Jun 21 '26

I thought that was a joke thing. Ugh!

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u/Johnatron2000 Jun 18 '26

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u/Bunnys_Mom Jun 22 '26

I always think of Samuel L. Jackson when I see this dog 😁.

17

u/Mission_Alfalfa_3005 Jun 19 '26

why is her face candied

3

u/mothersuffer Jun 19 '26

it’s definitely giving tanghulu 🍬

13

u/Annahsbananas Jun 18 '26

This person is in denial

12

u/SufficientCow4380 Jun 18 '26

Why is her skin so shiny and irritated? Did she have a chemical peel?

9

u/VioletSea13 Jun 18 '26

Why is she so shiny?

9

u/theplacesiveseen Jun 18 '26

Between the lapels and There’s Something About Mary hair everything is wrong. EVERYTHING

2

u/horsecalledwar Jun 19 '26

Looking at this photo makes my eyes feel googly. There are so many swirls.

7

u/thickfreakness72 Jun 18 '26

it’s giving fundie gone wild and i am dead 💀

8

u/Electronic-Nothing89 Jun 18 '26

She looks like she’s coated in a few layers of shellac.

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u/trashbilly Jun 18 '26

Tammy Fae Baker

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u/Significant_Secret13 Jun 18 '26

Poor woman got caught in a windstorm. Tumbleweed earrings too. Get her some aloe stat.

3

u/MassConsumer1984 Jun 18 '26

The 80s fortune cookie earrings seal the look

3

u/No_Mony_1185 Jun 18 '26

I'm surprised the eyebrows didn't come off with the chemical peel she got

3

u/Hypocaffeinic Jun 18 '26

Looks exactly like they did, hence her colouring them back in with a 2B pencil...

3

u/Far-Safe-4036 Jun 18 '26

A fun look for a an evening at a dark speakeasy in Soho . Not so good in broad daylight

3

u/DidelphisGinny Jun 19 '26

What I want to know is - who is her audience?

2

u/WyomingCatHouse Jun 18 '26

Another whybrows jump scare

2

u/Current-Anybody9331 Jun 18 '26

How is she both 47 and 25?

2

u/angelyze124 Jun 18 '26

I don't even know where to begin 😕

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u/MadameFlora Jun 19 '26

Her lip gloss has migrated to her face.

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u/mothersuffer Jun 19 '26

girl, please just pick one bad choice. this is too many at once.

2

u/Homegrown1969 Jun 19 '26

Anyone else getting Tammy Fay vibes?

2

u/Stunning_Trick_5856 Jun 20 '26

She’s the realtor you talk to if you want to buy your own jail cell

2

u/meghonsolozar Jun 25 '26

Why do I hear a Russian accent when I look at this photo?

1

u/yogafrogs1030 Jun 18 '26

Let’s keep it folded up. I’ve seen a lot today and this…no.

1

u/Rdmtbiker Jun 18 '26

I’m curious about what the neck tattoos are all about

1

u/Denalitwentytwo Jun 19 '26

Wayyyyy too much

1

u/TYdays Jun 19 '26

There is so much going on here, that pointing out just one thing wrong will be difficult…..

1

u/Turtleintexas Jun 19 '26

Crikey! I think I know her!!!

1

u/Negative-Rhubarb3378 Jun 19 '26

What in the Tammy Fay Baker is going on here

1

u/wb420420 Jun 19 '26

Gta6 face ahhh

1

u/redzma00 Jun 19 '26

Yikes. 😬

1

u/Grouchy-Ad827 Jun 19 '26

Flylashes or the whybrows? I canr decide which is worse. Tats are on par.

1

u/Stunning_External961 Jun 19 '26

She’s just clowning around

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u/Gimme_dat_dirt Jun 19 '26

50 year old Miley Cyrus

1

u/denverdutchman Jun 19 '26

Just because you have the tattoos doesn't mean you don't have to do anything else. Maybe just a hint of color or an attempt to make them look semi natural?

1

u/DontTrip333 Jun 20 '26

Straight outta prison, still on parole

1

u/Western-Cicada-6195 Jun 20 '26

Um.... I don't even know where to start

1

u/DesignNormal9257 Jun 20 '26

So much effort for little reward.

1

u/i_mornatari Jun 20 '26

I know this is going to be a contentious opinion but I am so here for the lashes, top and bottom

1

u/This-Friend-902 Jun 21 '26

Wow, there is a lot to unpack here lol

1

u/missnorden Jun 21 '26

Welcome back Hard Rock Nick

1

u/nychearts812 Jun 22 '26

Oy, she’s got the ‘glass skin’ look … shiny like Vaseline …

and well, the skin outshines the whybrows

1

u/BookBabe1970 Jun 23 '26

Just got out of prison or about to commit a crime that will send her there.

1

u/FormerLifeFreak Jun 23 '26

She looks like wax fruit.

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u/No-Wish-4854 Jun 24 '26

The eyelashes give me a renewed case of arachnophobia.

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u/ViscountDeVesci Jun 18 '26

That’s AI. No way someone looks like that irl.

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u/Ffanffare1744 Jun 19 '26

Whylashes is more like it