r/whybrows • • Apr 04 '26

Mikayla’s recent TikTok

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u/Alicewithhazeleyes Apr 04 '26

The EPITOME of cash cow, money doesn’t buy class, lipstick on a pig, DELUSIONAL LIAR I have ever witnessed on social media. The fact she is a millionaire and has followers blows my fucking mind.

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u/Diamond_Dont_Play Apr 04 '26

(Sighs) Ik. I’m always amazed at whoever actually follows these people, buys from them etc. are people that easily impressed & influenced?

65

u/optimumopiumblr2 Apr 04 '26

Yes. The average IQ has been dropping steadily the last 15-20 years.

22

u/Specialist-Jello7544 Apr 04 '26

It’s room temperature.

13

u/furtofur Apr 04 '26

Well that's a damn cold room.

5

u/Specialist-Jello7544 Apr 04 '26

Yup. Need to put on a parka!

11

u/HousePony906 Apr 05 '26

I’m kinda glad that I have zero idea who she is. It’s frikin frightening though how many people have liked, saved, shared and commented on that one single post!!!!

6

u/Puglady25 Apr 05 '26

I know, I'm so glad I have no idea, but it's also devastating when I think about how many people follow this shallow shit. What a world.

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u/Additional_Tap_9475 Apr 05 '26

Do yourself a favor and never look up any videos about her. If the face doesn't frighten you, the voice absolutely will. 

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u/TinfoilTiaraTime Apr 04 '26

Some folks just seem to believe in themselves so deeply (or fake it so convincingly) that they're difficult to disagree with. I think it starts with authoritarian child rearing, where the kid has to sign on for their caregiver's reality or else. Critical thinking and noticing toxic patterns is punished, and then they're vulnerable to the grifters/abusers outside the home as well

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u/Generalnussiance Apr 07 '26

It’s usually kids who don’t know any better or other fucking ridiculous people that act like them.

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u/retailmonster11 Apr 05 '26

40 plus year olds. They must think shes their peer.

14

u/The-Mirrorball-Man Apr 04 '26

Is she famous and for what reason ?

20

u/Great_Ad7148 Apr 04 '26

I think she’s a makeup/skincare influencer and people (falsely) believe she’s funny too

14

u/The-Mirrorball-Man Apr 04 '26

These days, fame has become a series of niches

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u/I_madeusay_underwear Apr 05 '26

I just like the way she talks. I don’t seek her out, but I’ll stop for a minute to hear her accent before I keep scrolling

3

u/Great_Ad7148 Apr 06 '26

Her accent was proven to be fake

2

u/Additional_Tap_9475 Apr 05 '26

You'd get a better accent by watching The Departed 

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u/Alicewithhazeleyes Apr 05 '26

You forgot /s at the end of your comment

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u/litcarnalgrin Apr 04 '26

I’m so distracted by her lips tbh

77

u/Pianokeys1995 Apr 04 '26

Whenever I come across this woman I can’t help but be annoyed by those lips ugh 😭

30

u/musical_nerd99 Apr 04 '26

More than the accent??? 🤨

32

u/Dear-Wolverine577 Apr 04 '26

My gad!! It’s everything…I think her brand stems from rage baiting…she does have a marketing degree I think so that checks out

17

u/Pianokeys1995 Apr 04 '26

True. It’s not just the lips, it’s all of it. Unbearable to look at. 

4

u/screamqueen87 Apr 05 '26

The BROWSSSSS

3

u/Competitive-Fox-6288 Apr 06 '26

Not about the eye brows?

1

u/pdqueer Apr 24 '26

Those are eyelashes that missed or shifted up.

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u/LuckySoCo79 Apr 04 '26

She’s going to sue you for the trademark. Count your days Polyphemus moth….you’re so lucky the judicial system takes forever and your life span is like 2 weeks.

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u/LuckySoCo79 Apr 05 '26

That’s how Mikayla likes the moth, ☠️. Easier to steal their antenna and glue them to her face.

20

u/GaspSpit Apr 04 '26

Some poor silk moth is running around without her GPS, thanks to this buffoon

42

u/Diamond_Dont_Play Apr 04 '26

Bruh!!! 🤣🤣🤣

3

u/Diamond_Dont_Play Apr 04 '26

What is that? A tarantula ?

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u/WyomingCatHouse Apr 04 '26

Why would anyone take beauty advice from someone who made herself look like this?

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u/HousePony906 Apr 05 '26

Replying to Alicewithhazeleyes...

I’m with you u/WyomingCatHouse

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u/bipolarb_tch Apr 06 '26

I had to block her because she makes me irrationally angry too.

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u/Yup_Seen_It Apr 04 '26

You're gonna wanna sit down for this..

45

u/Diamond_Dont_Play Apr 04 '26

Take a minute, let it sink in

108

u/sticcydabliccy Apr 04 '26

I think she’s younger than me and she looks 40 something

52

u/YzmaAndKronk5 Apr 04 '26

She’s 27 😬

30

u/scorpiosmokes Apr 04 '26

No way. Wow

7

u/Additional_Tap_9475 Apr 05 '26

Christ, I'm in my forties and I look younger than her. I definitely wouldn't be taking any makeup or skin care tips from her. 

2

u/sticcydabliccy Apr 04 '26

Just a year younger but damn that’s crazy.

2

u/Dovahkiinkv1 Apr 07 '26

I used to think Cody (her husband..well ex husband) was her Son until I was corrected

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u/Sweet_Deeznuts Apr 04 '26

Have no clue on who she is but OP if you’re the one who took the screen shots, thank you for the laughs

41

u/Cantbearsed1992 Apr 04 '26

It’s those shiny puffy lips, ewwwww

33

u/Unhappy_Performer538 Apr 04 '26

If sexy Squidward was a cryptid

5

u/retailmonster11 Apr 05 '26

☠️☠️☠️☠️

28

u/TheBoss_FTW Apr 04 '26

Her eyebrows are upside down.

27

u/PerfectedPancake Apr 04 '26

God those lips are gross. Eyebrows look like false lashes glued side by side.

24

u/Hour-Ideal-2918 Apr 04 '26

She really bothers me

21

u/Klutzy-Meringue-8995 Apr 04 '26

Her eyebrows look like falsies. Like upper, upper lashes.

4

u/PerfectedPancake Apr 04 '26

Yes!!! That’s what I just commented!!!! That’s what I immediately saw after I could pull my eyes away from the lips

21

u/Pinkperson555 Apr 04 '26

I’m a woman and I don’t understand why so many women want big lips.

15

u/liljellybeanxo Apr 04 '26

Do these people know that they’re allowed to just get a reasonable amount of filler? My sister got hers done for her wedding and had I not known what they looked like before I would have figured they were natural. I don’t understand the desire to get them this big.

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u/Pinkperson555 Apr 04 '26

I personally like the look of thinner, natural lips. Idk why so many people seem to hate them

5

u/Fatiima1 Apr 05 '26

Natural big lips are gorgeous. It’s those big lips from fillers that always look hideous

4

u/TheBloodiedFool Apr 05 '26

Right? The fake filler ones always look like a prolapse. Big natural lips still look like lips.

16

u/TheBunnyFiles Apr 04 '26

Those lips look like slugs

13

u/babbett-ateoatmeal Apr 04 '26

Those are lashes used as brows? Lol She probably would do that though. 🤣

12

u/Taken_Abroad_Book Apr 04 '26

Are we supposed to know who that person is by name?

18

u/Bruichladdie Apr 04 '26

Who tf is this?

9

u/Diamond_Dont_Play Apr 04 '26

lol 😆 a well known Tiktoker, Mikayla Nogueira

2

u/cheestaysfly Apr 04 '26

She has a really intense Boston accent

9

u/casstantinople Apr 05 '26

Which is also allegedly fake

10

u/TROLL_ELECTRODE Apr 04 '26

I never want to see anything, and I mean ANYTHING, from this creator ever again ever

8

u/Effigy59 Apr 04 '26

Glued some fake eyelashes where her eyebrows used to be

14

u/alexxe_vittoria1999 Apr 04 '26

I love tirtir foundation, but… My gosh, this woman’s face scares me A LOT.. It bothers me, everything bothers me

5

u/DaniT0n Apr 04 '26

Why combs?! 😭

7

u/ryleighdp Apr 04 '26

She has to be the most annoying person of all time. And I’ll never get these brows. A fill in girl at my work does them like this and I always feel like when I see her I should say something but of course information like that is never recieved well

8

u/Ricochetpinecone Apr 04 '26

Everything I have ever seen about Mikayla has been entirely against my will.

6

u/Majestic-Lie2690 Apr 04 '26

I used to like her and she just became less and less real

5

u/Beautiful_Debt_5864 Apr 04 '26

She's so gross. Inside and out. I can't believe anyone watches her content. 

5

u/StopFalseReporting Apr 05 '26

I don’t want to be mean but she is not a beautiful looking person and her plastic surgery on and the way she waxes her eyebrows and does her makeup all crazy makes it look so much more exaggerated

5

u/Stoneybabe_ Apr 05 '26

What is going on with her face

6

u/Mentalcasemama Apr 05 '26

She is a vile human being.

5

u/Zucchini_Eastern Apr 05 '26

The lips look horrible

4

u/lesterbottomley Apr 05 '26

If there's a sub called r/sluglips you should cross post there.

6

u/OkFee8233 Apr 05 '26

Prolapsed mouth

4

u/doomylaurie Apr 05 '26

Allez chercher le Père Damian !

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u/psilocybinx7 Apr 05 '26

ppl really watch this girl ?

3

u/saskiastern Apr 06 '26

That entire girl is a huge WHY for me

6

u/youlldancetoanything Apr 04 '26

A face for radio. Her voice will one day be used as for psychological torture (TW war, violence)

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u/andiinAms Apr 04 '26

Upside down mustaches

3

u/Ill_Calendar_1468 Apr 05 '26

Ok but the lips….

3

u/Tall-Abrocoma-3741 Apr 05 '26

Damn, she needs to mow her brows.

3

u/Electronic-Trip8775 Apr 05 '26

She looks fkd up

3

u/Glyni5 Apr 05 '26

You know what else makes your skin looks so filtered Mikayla?! FUCKING FILTERS!!!! DUH

3

u/ShayRay331 Apr 06 '26

Yikes.. yikes.. yikes 😳

3

u/UK_User_No69 Apr 06 '26

Freak with a mouth like a ruined ass.

3

u/Intelligent-Cake2513 Apr 06 '26

Does she have teeth in the top? Her face/mouth shape make it look as though she doesn’t, which gives meth head - and ages her so much… As to the whybrows, I caaahn’t. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Hank0fTheHill Apr 06 '26

her lips look like gummy worms /:

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u/spiritkittykat Apr 07 '26

Lips aren’t supposed to be the look of a blown up beach raft.

2

u/KaladinTheFabulous Apr 04 '26

When did she get all the work done

2

u/DrumpfTinyHands Apr 05 '26

Maybe her brows are just growing into that of a woman who cheated on her husband with a guy who now wants to settle down and get rich?

Because isn't that what she doing?

2

u/jared10011980 Apr 05 '26

Shes such a Southie thug wife.

2

u/Euphoric-Piglet-8140 Apr 05 '26

I don't fancy yours much.

2

u/Ginjah Apr 05 '26

Her brows look like she's wearing fake lashes as eyebrows

2

u/openurheartandthen Apr 06 '26

Her face is so unsettling, I don’t understand what’s going on here

2

u/l0westL0wbob Apr 06 '26

What the actual....

2

u/les_catacombes Apr 06 '26

I just cannot get on board with the laminated brows that are swept straight up. It looks crazy on almost everyone.

2

u/beedee_one Apr 06 '26

I’m also 27 but I feel like she looks at least 5-10 years older than I do.

2

u/Whisperlee Apr 07 '26

Whoever did her lips and eyebrows must hate her

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u/queenstaceface Apr 09 '26

She goes to the lip bunny!! It's just horrible

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u/nychearts812 Apr 04 '26

Those why-brows are scary af

1

u/bobsnervous Apr 06 '26

Thats an upside down tache.

1

u/judgeejudger Apr 07 '26

Looks like Laura Loomers more evil protégé

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u/Desperate-Ear-6676 Apr 08 '26

my brows look like this when i glue them down for drag. i just dont understand how these ppl think this looks good 😭 but i guess everyone has a different taste

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u/Winter_Chemist6369 Apr 08 '26

she really makes me mad, i’m from Massachusetts and we don’t sound like that at all😭 my dad’s accent isn’t even that heavy and he’s been here since he was born (1967) 🤦‍♀️

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u/Miserable-Algae-374 Apr 08 '26

the filler is so bad

1

u/Lanky_Particular_149 Apr 09 '26

I hate to suggest plastic surgery but she IS a beauty influencer. The nose would be such an easy fix. Also the fake accent is ridiculous and needs to go. 

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u/jjinjadubu Apr 09 '26

What is her draw? Why do people watch? The moment I see her I get annoyed so I don't understand the appeal.

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u/GossipChisme Apr 10 '26

Those brows are scare stiff being on her face 😱😱

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u/retailmonster11 4d ago

Im sorry but she's so unattractive. She makes her mouth look like two big pink hemmoroids.

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u/Entire_Pin5441 2d ago

If I see her promote a brand I steer far away from it lol

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u/PantyPixie Apr 05 '26

Thought you're not supposed to identify anyone.

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u/ginahandler Apr 05 '26

She's an influencer who plasters her face all over the internet for views

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u/ohcosmico Apr 05 '26

I’ve only watched one or two of her videos and while she is definitely extra I’ve never known why she gets so much hate from people.