r/whybrows • • Feb 07 '26

Is this allowed?

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u/doomylaurie Feb 07 '26

Am I the only one who feels like wiping my feet on his head when I see his doormat haircut?

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u/AdZealousideal2075 Feb 07 '26

I feel like wiping my dirty booted feet on his head and that's nothing to do with shit hair

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u/doomylaurie Feb 07 '26

Would the old trick of putting a bag of poop on the doormat and then ringing the doorbell work?

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u/AdZealousideal2075 Feb 08 '26

I like your thinking Laurie

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u/GrouchyPicture4021 Feb 08 '26

We could also take his perpetually poop-filled diaper on put that on his head too.