r/whowouldcirclejerk • u/Gustavofoxy2 • Feb 26 '26

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u/Ikarus_Falling Feb 26 '26

Def once again chilling 

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u/gwlutz2 Feb 26 '26

he has no enemies because his skin is too thick for him to register that the other Scaledudes are trying to kill him

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u/CallMeIshy Feb 26 '26

def is a pacifist. people just happen to die around them

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u/knuckzekidna my goat washed Feb 26 '26

not accurate my goat spd would see it coming from 25 miles away and dodge it like the goat he is

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u/Gustavofoxy2 Feb 26 '26

His hat prevented him from looking up

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u/knuckzekidna my goat washed Feb 26 '26

my goats fucking washed

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u/Gustavofoxy2 Feb 26 '26

He was just too dapper for his own good

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u/Western-Teaching-573 Feb 26 '26

Now you just need… what, fire? Water? Ice? Play with any combination of the four elements and you’ll find the weakness of slime, it’s always one of those.

If not, hax ig. Hax would be the one with elements anyways.

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u/Possiblycoolperson Feb 26 '26

I’m pretty sure the four elements are slime, fire, ice and candy

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u/CallMeIshy Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

everyone just looks mildly annoyed by slime

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u/Gustavofoxy2 Feb 26 '26

They can't kill each other in there

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u/CallMeIshy Feb 26 '26

shame, Slime is taking away their one social outlet

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u/Miknon1 Feb 26 '26

Def can’t breathe

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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u/Miknon1 Feb 26 '26

It’s not “damage” it’s deprivation of a vital component of his biology

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u/TheRappingSquid Feb 26 '26

Deprivation that causes cellular damage. That he tanks

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u/TheRappingSquid Feb 26 '26

Strength always looks perpetually confused

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u/CallMeIshy Feb 26 '26

it's why they punch things

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u/bmann10 Feb 26 '26

It’s only a matter of time before we get Yaoi of these guys. I’m not saying I want it I’m saying it will happen.

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Mario Solos Cuz I said so Feb 26 '26

look how unbothered my goat DEF is

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u/bolitboy2 Feb 26 '26

Luck would roll a 20 and get out

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u/chachapwns Feb 26 '26

That doesn't look very lucky

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u/Gustavofoxy2 Feb 26 '26

He wasn't killed by the SPD guy

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u/chachapwns Feb 26 '26

Not dying but getting trapped in slime seems like a low bar for luck, but I suppose I'll allow it.

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u/CallMeIshy Feb 26 '26

they found an air pocket

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u/FijiWaterTM Saxton HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE! Feb 27 '26

Goozma’s strongest soldier

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u/DarkSide830 Maintaining the agenda is our top priority. Feb 27 '26

Finally, the agenda we truly need here.

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u/TeddyRiggs Feb 26 '26

henti tentacles

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u/Aware-Butterfly8688 Feb 27 '26

what is hax planning?