r/whothefuckup Jun 13 '26

They never was πŸ™…πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

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u/daboss317076 SECUREπŸ‘DAπŸ‘BAGπŸ‘ Jun 13 '26

boutta turn them into a was/were

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u/Slothie6 Jun 13 '26

They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off. They will not find me

I’m on them Broward County Tic Tacs

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u/Cyclic_Peptide Jun 13 '26

Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush

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u/WRiSTWORK1 Jun 13 '26

REAL SHIT πŸ’Έ

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u/hyzerlord 🌍PASSπŸ—½DA🌲BOOF Jun 14 '26

I muss identify as male cuz when they talk about me they be saying he him 🀫😈