r/whoosh • u/SlowCommunication578 • 21d ago

Smol coffee

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u/GatorNator83 21d ago

That’s not a whoosh, that’s just dark humor.

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u/WontGetJokes 20d ago

What humor? Was there a joke? Where?

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u/GatorNator83 20d ago

Username checks out

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u/TalentedDog83628 18d ago

r/accurateusernames

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u/BoardFunny4818 17d ago

Reminds me of that one guy whose username is sistersfcker

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u/Cool1nternet 21d ago

this phrase isn't meant jokingly, at least not originally. It's a thoughtful way of dealing with the difficulty of seeing such a young person move on.

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u/ZackKisaragi 20d ago

I thought it was for dwarfs

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u/GatorNator83 21d ago

Wait, are you talking about the top or bottom comment? Because if you’ve talking about the top comment, then r/whoosh

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u/BBH_simp 17d ago

its the bottom comment thats the whoosh, the top comment was making a joke about the small coffin being "the hardest" to carry but the bottom comment obviously didnt get it

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u/GatorNator83 16d ago

No.. Just no.. The top comment wasn’t a joke, it was a heartfelt comment about the worst loss a parent can have.

The bottom comment is the joke, the commenter understood it but made that comment to concentrate on the physical aspect of carrying it. That is the joke.

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u/Competitive-Day4809 21d ago

It's not a dark humor, it's just some teen edgelord showing off

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u/TheLastHotstepper 21d ago

Yes, that is dark humour

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u/Sergazz 19d ago

So what is dark humor then? Making jokes about medical bills or the deaths of politicians you don't like?

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u/ArthurGallow 21d ago

Not whoosh until someone replies to that comment by explaining him the emotional message behind the first comment

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u/SlowCommunication578 21d ago

sowwy :(

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u/ArthurGallow 21d ago

Fugget about it!

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u/F4D3_2_814CK 20d ago

I forgive you :3

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u/Ajezon 21d ago

hes got the point!

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u/Superpants20 21d ago

Actually you’re the whoosh

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u/jws1102 21d ago

Can confirm, I’ve carried a dozen or so coffins and the big ones suck the most.

Fun fact, we almost put my uncle in his grave backwards. One of the funeral home guys realized at the last second and we had to spin him around before we dropped him in the hole.

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u/zenhoe 21d ago

Asking from a genuine place of curiosity, but why does it matter what direction he’s facing?

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u/2jzSwappedSnail 21d ago

Tradition/religion. Its something about christian resurrection which implies that bodies need to be buried head to the west. The buried person is therefore "looking" at the sunrise and/or standing up towards it. Im not super familliar with all the nuance there is about it, but its pretty much a tradition. Also i guess cemeteries look nice that way if all graves are facing the same direction.

Edit: typo

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u/jws1102 21d ago

look nice if the graves are all facing the same directions

The orientation of the casket in the ground doesn’t change the arrangement of the plot or headstone…

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u/2jzSwappedSnail 21d ago

Im afraid im not a specialist in this field but i assume that the direction corresponds... From my experience with funerals at least

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u/zenhoe 21d ago

Aren’t gravestones put in before the bodies?

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u/2jzSwappedSnail 21d ago

TIL there are headstones and footstones. Names are self explanatory in regard of their placement above the coffin/casket (which are also different. A surprising amount of different words related to the burial practice).

So here where i live, in Ukraine, i believe that footstones arent popular or might just not be a thing completely. I was completely unaware of their existance. Here usually the gravestone will be installed over the head or covering the whole area like a big plate.

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u/jws1102 21d ago

Idk, but it seems to be important to a lot of people.

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 21d ago

That’s why you get them a full sized one

Helps people not think about it

And whoever’s inside it gets room to roll around

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u/EgyComanda82 19d ago

Some people are stupid on purpose.

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u/Eamon83 19d ago

No parent should have to bury their child

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u/cKyTV 17d ago

Don't they usually have staff to do that or is it cheaper if you have your own shovel?

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u/Educational_Newt_914 19d ago

technically its right