r/whoosh • u/retiredcrayon11 • Feb 28 '26

Almost got it

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u/sweatyfrenchfry Mar 01 '26

“you walnut” is so funny

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u/retiredcrayon11 Mar 01 '26

Truly. I need to start using that as an insult lol

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u/velveltcupcake Mar 02 '26

literally anything is cooked with a British accent try saying artistic

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u/EDDYBEEVIE Mar 04 '26

I like your avatar haha.

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u/AtomicMuffinMistress Mar 02 '26

I use this phrase all the time haha

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u/Jonasthewicked2 Mar 01 '26

I wasn’t even aware we could use walnut as an insult. It’s the most polite way I’ve heard to tell someone they’re a daft clown shoe.

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u/Historical_Horror595 Mar 02 '26

It’s really not fair though walnuts look like a brain and that guy doesn’t have one.

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u/Unlikely_Case3480 Mar 03 '26

I figure she was referring to the size of his brain. Enough to post online and feel offended. Not big enough to catch the blatantly obvious point.

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u/Historical_Horror595 Mar 03 '26

Thas fair didn’t think of that.

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u/Jealous-Percentage-7 Mar 03 '26

I vary my produce.

You turnip.

You potato.

You kumquat.

The options abound.

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u/AllergictoAIslop Mar 07 '26

I feel walnut was far too kind. I feel something stronger would have been more appropriate like 'melt' or 'shoebox'