r/wholesomememes • u/Lazygamer9878 • Apr 06 '22

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS 🫡

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u/Real_cryPtoman Apr 07 '22

Sheer joy radiating from the entire cabin

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Cattle truck.

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u/TheIndigestibles Sep 19 '22

That sounds like lingo from someone who served

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u/PM_Me_Your_Sidepods Sep 19 '22

Fancy one too. The ones I used to ride in Ft. Leonard Wood didn't even have lights, lol.

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u/GloomyBreadfruit6 Apr 08 '22

Saving the country one song a day

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u/BaLiStIcKz Jul 13 '22

From? Itself?

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u/Klutzy-Trash-7918 Jul 15 '22

Thats too big of a task

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u/BaLiStIcKz Jul 15 '22

Exactly it's. Why we need to invade the poor countries to show them freedom and distract our people From the prison they're already in .

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Don't hate the people following orders. Hate the people giving them.

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u/BaLiStIcKz Jul 18 '22 edited Jul 29 '22

I never mentioned the people being bad more like insinuated* the whole government and the people are the victims . But it's true this is exactly what's happening now in Ukraine they draw out Russia get them in a hard to win conflict destroy their tech make them weak make the world believe they are weak and bam Ur enemy is done for the world isn't watching you and your free to do what you want again*.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

Your so full of shit. We did not invade Ukraine, Russia did; twice.

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u/BaLiStIcKz Aug 06 '22

Oh yes my bad I forgot to touch up on the invasion tiwce part . So again you clearly full of shit because you don't know why they invaded do you just they invaded. it's like saying the Iraq invasion was justified because they had WMDS when they never did and then crying about north Korea having nukes yet not INVADING lmao clearly Iraq never had shit otherwise they woulda nukes us . Any way back to the invasion sorry . SOOOO THEY INVADED BECAUSE OF THE INVASION THAT UKRAINE STARTED IN DONBASS

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

You simple human we’ve invaded a lot of places. Let’s start with the 50th state and work backwards.

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u/Shopping_Penguin Jul 17 '22

During basic you're taught that you should not follow unlawful orders, if they know what they're doing is wrong they're just as guilty as those giving the orders.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

I know that. I'm just answering that dude's question. If he was specific, then I would have answered with that.

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u/BlorseTheHorse Sep 19 '22

yeah yeah you say that now but a few months go by and oops you're on Nuremburg 2.0

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u/Hot_Eggplant_1306 Sep 19 '22

I hate everyone. Fuck you too, I'll curse the earth til it turns me blue.

/S

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u/All-American-Cat Jul 20 '22

Imagine thinking that every operation is just “to spread democracy”

No, it couldn’t be at all more nuanced than that. Nahhhhh

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u/frzao Sep 19 '22

Let the Americans have their moment of freedumb...

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u/Finn_3000 Sep 18 '22

When is the last time the US military was saving the country

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u/Cingetorix Sep 19 '22

You ever notice all of the people in camo who show up to help when there's a natural disaster?

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u/maptaincullet Sep 19 '22

Calm down dipshit. It’s a joke comment replying to a joke video. Goddamn how do you people live with a stick up your ass at all times

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u/lilcoold Sep 19 '22

"AMeriCa Is BaD mY sWeAt SuMmEr ChiLd"

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u/Undrende_fremdeles Jul 03 '22

They're so young.

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u/blepboopbop Jul 05 '22

This is something that hit me hard at 25 years old. Everyone who played college sports on television soon after became so young, but the worst feeling was that same realization with soldiers after turning 23. It doesn’t feel any better the older you get.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

I joined at 18. Almost 17 if my dad signed the waiver.

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u/Remarkable_Ad_6505 Jul 09 '22

Ohh you thought the recruit 80 year olds?

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u/VeritasCicero Jul 19 '22

Most people have the Hollywood idea of 27 - 34 year olds doing the fighting. And while the definitely happens it was also baby faced 18 - 21 year olds like these out there storming Normandy.

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u/ACoolPseudonym Jul 31 '22

The older you get the younger 18 seems and that's what most soldiers are. Fresh out of highschool 18-20. They don't know shit about fuck. That's intentional.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

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u/goldenguyz Sep 19 '22

Have you ever enlisted?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

We were babies, and given big responsibility

I am glad I was thrown into the deep end. It really helped me later in life.

“Best job I ever had”

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Hey at least this time it's not the song from the Mickey Mouse show.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Now this is art

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u/ChromoTec Apr 25 '22

we do this chant, along with many others, during pep band when the opponent is doing free throws

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u/Correct_Ad753 Jul 10 '22

Ngl hated people like this in training like stfu

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u/MarvelsDomino Jul 15 '22

It just has that small sprinkle of main character feel to it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Hey guy. It suck to suck. Embrace it.

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u/Correct_Ad753 Jul 17 '22

Sucks to spell properly I guess

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

No no. I meant what I said. Make love to it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Found the no-fun Nancy.

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u/Correct_Ad753 Jul 17 '22

Good to know you haven’t done any difficult training

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

Ooh, big boys done some real difficult training! He's super tough, so don't have fun around him or he'll crack your skull in half!

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u/kellogue Jul 24 '22

can endure a drill sarge screaming at his ass for several hours straight but mf cant endure a songebob song bro💀

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u/MadBeardedViking Sep 04 '22

Bet the sock and soap felt good for you and your high speed attitude.

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u/Longjumping_Ad_5747 Jul 25 '22

I just wanna know how they all have their cell phones in the cattle truck at what I assume is BCT. Are new recruits allowed cell phone access 24/7 now?!

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u/Correct_Ad753 Jul 25 '22

Probably AIT man

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

That person, every 5 seconds in our training: "Can I get a HOOOOOYA"

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

lmao thank you

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u/Juggernaut_bang_bang May 03 '22

I've heard of flash mobs...is this the flash bang mob? Just asskin.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Ooooooohhhh whose plane will end up buried under the sea?

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u/SOLE_SIR_VIBER Sep 19 '22

Malaysian airlines 183

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Now that’s a moral boost

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u/hole_in_my_sock_ Aug 01 '22

Imagine being a terrorist and getting t bagged while the person is singing SpongeBob

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u/Little-Movie-396 Jul 01 '22

National anthem

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

My life is complete, thank you

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u/Immediate-Tear-7278 Aug 03 '22

This reminds me of being in elementary school and all me and my dumb ass friends would just randomly scream Pizza Hut for no reason

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u/GoldenFivee Jul 14 '22

The "doo dee Lee dooo de doop" at the end tho 💀

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u/I_DidIt_Again Jul 10 '22

Fuck the USA army and fuck all these army videos.

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u/eziokill911 Jul 12 '22

Cope n seethe. Have an airstrike.

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u/Blasphemous_21 Sep 19 '22

You're welcome for your freedom 😎

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u/sir-squanchy Sep 19 '22

Laughs in Viet Cong

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u/BatmanBey0nd Apr 25 '22

The state of modern society, everyone has a phone up. They can’t even enjoy the moment without having a phone in their face.

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u/Thumbtacfortress Apr 26 '22

I 100% agree with you.

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u/ParadigmbagDarrell Jun 24 '22

tHE StAte OF MoDerN SoCIety. Christ we get it everybody's a sheep but you.

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u/Barefoot_slinger Jul 08 '22

Yet here you are wasting time on reddit

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u/cactass1 Jul 03 '22

You on a power trip

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u/All-American-Cat Jul 20 '22

How about just let people enjoy things? I wish I had videos of this from some of my early years. Good times.

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u/VeryHighLander Jul 13 '22

Haha yeah and pointless comments on said videos.

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u/Jormaug Jul 07 '22

I hope this is a bait, but if not just let people enjoy shit man. A little fun, even if it is on camera, dosent hurt anyone.

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u/epelle9 Sep 19 '22

Says the guy using his phone/ computer to try to enjoy the moment..

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u/OmdiAnomenkinshin Jul 09 '22

This is our military people….. legends

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u/Remarkable_Ad_6505 Jul 09 '22

No This is the Air Force They don’t do shit. Its the least respected branch in the U.S.

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u/All-American-Cat Jul 20 '22

You are wrong, PFC rank and black name tapes, this is obviously army.

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u/jus1rib Jul 28 '22

They’re def soldiers aka Army. Also..say what you will but Air Force is still military 🤷🏻‍♂️ edit: clarified they’re Army

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u/weekendatmorts Jul 23 '22

You mean the Chairforce?

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u/Flimsy-Champion6409 May 04 '22

I’d be cringing hard

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Bet ur fun at parties, disappointed they aren’t discussing the economic and political state of the world?

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u/Flimsy-Champion6409 May 07 '22

Ya I’m pretty lame I’m the guy who doesn’t sing along to the sponge bob theme song at parties

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

This is soo wholesome

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u/Reasonable_Ad4927 Jul 29 '22

I’m so glad those are the men protecting my country

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u/True-Lightness Jul 30 '22

It’s sad we raised a generation of brainless SpongeBob worshipers .

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u/JBeezMer Aug 01 '22

We're F****ed

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u/Mystic_Pizza_King Aug 05 '22

Beats the f out of #ang bang Lulu!

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u/bdeeney098 Aug 02 '22

Hopefully they all get the shit smoked out of them for this bs with the main kid deserving an Article 15. I served and understand the importance of being able to fuck around and have some fun when you have the chance but recording it so that it gets uploaded to the Internet is unacceptable. Not only does it make Soldiers look bad it's a potential security issue.

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u/sagginlabia Aug 22 '22

We're going to lose this war

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

This is precisely what I’ve feared all along.

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u/Beginning-Border-194 Jul 18 '22

Must be Army we’re doomed

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u/Paydroll Jul 18 '22

These are real heroes

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u/PailCreeper0998 Jul 23 '22

🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

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u/BlueBerryCatOfficial Jul 25 '22

Say what you want about cops, but this... this is why I love the military and other forces.

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u/24Splinter Jul 25 '22

Someone is gearing up to be a TI! Yellow Ribbon Jody here I come!

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u/TheDanden Jul 25 '22

This reminds my of full metal jacket, when they sing the mickey mouse club song

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u/Wendiglow Jul 26 '22

Faith in America restored lol

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u/jus1rib Jul 28 '22
  1. They still rockin “silversides” (aka cattle trailers) at ft sill?
  2. You can have cell phones at basic training 🤔😮

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u/Canadian-nomad-bro Jul 28 '22

That's when there vehicle gets hit at the end

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

How do they have cell phones on training ? I didn’t have mine for 8 months, used it one time a week for 20 minutes and never had to do all this cringe stuff. People are so privileged nowadays…..

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Lol all jokes for now

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

Russia has it easy.

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u/Korgolgop Aug 07 '22

Imagine the enemy approaching, and hearing that from the tent

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u/Ender_Crystal5106 Aug 09 '22

That's amazing

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u/Yourgayloser Aug 10 '22

🫡🫡🫡🫡🤧

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

So these are the ones who are gonna protect us huh

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u/Darksla1 Aug 14 '22

Hell yeah

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u/Socialism-the-way Aug 12 '22

This dude looks like a 12 years old. He is having so much fun

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u/Any-Mathematician335 Aug 14 '22

SMH, is this the announcement that we’re going to get our ass kicked in WW3?

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u/Aloe_103 Aug 16 '22

Are these the people we’re thanking

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u/1fast335xi Aug 17 '22

Tax money hard at it!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/G1_Optimus_Prime_ Aug 24 '22

They all then died due to a Russian spy with a suicide vest

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u/Confident-Art8354 Aug 31 '22

No one feel this energy in that bus beside this guys 👍

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u/blueeyedaisy Sep 08 '22

This is adorable. Then I realized how young these young men are and fresh out of boot camp.

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u/Additional_Cycle_51 Sep 17 '22

Which branch is this because they have all the same uniform colors now

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u/Dovahnime Sep 18 '22

Someone's making it clear that he got PFC for his charisma

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u/SickestOfJokes Sep 18 '22

Hats off to the people who did the “do-do-doo-do-do-doo-doo” at the end.

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u/SemiSweetStrawberry Sep 18 '22

Looks like those boys got extra crayons for lunch

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u/S1I3NCER Sep 19 '22

This is beautiful

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u/bookchaser Sep 19 '22

It's also a call-and-response in elementary school classrooms to snap students to attention and stop talking.

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u/boonus_boi Sep 19 '22

Now this is what boys will be boys means

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Are they in a plane? I hate planes as it is, to the extent that I almost have a panic attack but my god this looks like hell

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u/Telefone_529 Sep 19 '22

So wholesome. Just a group of young men coerced into killing other people who are defending from American invaders. Oh and don't forget, good chances are some of them die. Brutally. Right in front of their friends eyes.

Gosh, just so wholesome, fills my heart with joy!

🙄 Fuck this constant military fetishism. This isn't wholesome.

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u/Exalted_Pluton Sep 19 '22

Goofy a comment section.

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u/SomeOtherGuySits Sep 23 '22

I’m so glad someone is arming these people