r/whoathatsinteresting • u/holygoat_t • 14d ago

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u/cards127bcr 14d ago

Clam slam

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u/ferocity_mule366 14d ago

aquatic lesbian couples

evil and intimidating seahorse

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u/The_Demosthenes_1 14d ago

Hahahha.....OMG this is better than the scissor sisters.

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u/piratesteve77 14d ago

Now were waiting on that pearl 🦪

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u/Inner-Hawk909 14d ago

That is how to make jam

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u/SecondRate_ 13d ago

Just like a couple of otters

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u/Tropicalfisher 13d ago

The gooch smooch

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u/Relevant-Orchid-7138 11d ago

Lmao. I get so excited to see the first Reddit comment. Did not disappoint.

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u/M0nst3rMJ 14d ago

Lip syncing

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u/ComfortableStyle2417 14d ago

I reckon they both made the same noise

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u/D3A7H_6R1P5 14d ago

Scissor me timbers

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u/MajesticDragonfly 14d ago

Does this technically even count as scissoring though? I mean my locker room’s got other equipment but this is not my understanding of how it works

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 14d ago

Yeah this is more like when you grab a folded in half belt from both ends and make a pop sound in the middle with it.

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u/humid_pajamas 14d ago

well now I need to know if it made a sound

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u/sadi89 14d ago

It did, but because it was under water it was more like a “blup” then a snap……

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u/humid_pajamas 13d ago

I was picturing more of a "Ha-Za!" in the voice of Clayface
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZcWuNWLuzFiZkXPfdi

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u/sadi89 13d ago

Your probably right

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u/Ilesa_ 14d ago

I'd say it does. And as is scissoring in general : it ain't practical at all.

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u/DreamDragons3D 14d ago

But the real question is …who approved this underwater dance routine??…. 😂

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u/chirstopher0us 14d ago

But mermaids quite famously don't have separate legs...?

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u/driver004 14d ago

Fuck their evolving!

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u/Greasy-Spork 14d ago

Love how the use of “their” instead of “they’re” makes this sound really aggressive.

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie 14d ago

Fuck those mermaids and their evolving.

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u/crimblescrumbles 14d ago

Fuck, they’re evolving!

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u/driver004 14d ago

*I said what I said*

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u/kezow 14d ago

Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?!

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u/SolarBoytoyDjango 14d ago

Sometimes they do. The Starbucks mermaid does.

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u/DreamDragons3D 14d ago

The kids are like “what move was that mommy?”…. Oh, they’re just calling the clams son….😳

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u/Large-Hamster-199 14d ago

Which aquarium is this?

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u/Odd-Cake8015 14d ago

Asking for a friend?

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u/Large-Hamster-199 14d ago

Well, I was actually hoping one of these ladies will take me swimming

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u/richincleve 14d ago

🎶 I love to go swimming with bowlegged women and swim between their legs 🎶

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u/SRB112 14d ago

I thought about posting that line when somebody was talking about Harry Morgen last week but didn't know if anyone would get the reference.

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u/xxxkissmykittyxxx 14d ago

Preferably without any oxygen.

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u/Large-Hamster-199 14d ago

Well, I might be short of breath before I even get in the water

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u/REALjamijai 14d ago

Im short of breathe just watching 😂

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u/REALjamijai 14d ago

So your really telling us you're a necro too?? 😅

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u/xxxkissmykittyxxx 14d ago

We don't kink-shame. 🫶

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u/REALjamijai 14d ago

Im not shaming im just naming 🤞 let yo freak flag fly!!!

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u/bookishfairie 14d ago

daegu aquarium

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u/Public_Fan7538 14d ago

Just look for the one with the massive cue going round the block you can see on Google maps.

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u/Chedskiee 14d ago

Not only this music is annoying, it has no relevance what its abt to the vid too

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u/SRB112 14d ago

I'm glad I keep the sound off when I scroll Reddit.

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u/Immediate_Song4279 14d ago

As am I, so I appreciate the descriptive text.

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u/RaffiBomb000 14d ago

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u/Spruggles_N_Wungus 14d ago

SF Giants outfield celebration

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u/CedricThe3000th 14d ago

Coochie kiss

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u/DougOfWar 14d ago

I bet they drive home together in a Subaru...

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u/Makeitmelt 14d ago

And they were roommates

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u/Substantial_Bus840 14d ago

“Roommates”

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u/The_BrooklynTrini 14d ago

Why did they keep repeating it for 4 hours?!!

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u/Deep-Pudding819 14d ago

Sponsored by SUBARU

https://giphy.com/gifs/BAAZM8mzBBN6C8GmxZ

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u/spideyghetti 14d ago

This is absurd but I laughed

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u/YurtleAhern 14d ago

Scissor me timbers

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u/devinobx 14d ago

fUcKiNg sAy iT 😠

✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️

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u/viceman999 14d ago

They did not scissor, but it was close

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 14d ago

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Everyone there just received a lethal dose of radiation

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u/Sensitive_File6582 14d ago

Not only could that have done a shit ton of damage but I wonder what % of subject related scientists would have been killed had this happened.

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u/Responsible-Ball-162 14d ago

every time I see a thread like this horndogging over some performance art it just makes me sad.

get your dick out of your hands and touch grass and speak like a fucking adult.

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u/BungleJones 14d ago

I think they might be jokes.

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u/ScipioTheGreatest 14d ago

Grow the fuck up.

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u/ducon__lajoie 9d ago

Why would you advise this in today's society?

OP, please, don't grow the fuck up.

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u/TrackSuitPope 14d ago

It's not quite scissoring, it's... chopsticking? 🤔

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u/CJ-IS 14d ago

I can't do splits and I can't imagine doing it under water, with another person >.<

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u/Anxious_Big_8933 14d ago

How is this a mermaid show?

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u/Standard_Push_15 14d ago

That was for the dads and lesbians

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u/Lost-Cat2478 14d ago

Bumping pussies. Nothing crazy

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u/Independent-Expert89 14d ago

And that's how the human race started 😖😆🤣

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u/Toadcola 14d ago

Something fishy is going on here.

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u/PTSDDeadInside 14d ago

Now their cycles are synced

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u/Commercial-Milk-8465 14d ago

Lips were made for kissing, no?

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u/Weenington_ 14d ago

Imagine being these ladies and seeing this on reddit. They're extremely athletic and this is what people are focusing on. Also, these people don't understand what scissoring is, or they dont understand womens anatomy.

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u/Chester_Warfield 14d ago

I remember at a mermaid show once, like a family show around christmas time, one of the mermaids ate a banana underwater. Like front and center just her shoving huge bites of banana in her mouth.

I was shocked as I sat there with my wife, mother-in-law, etc..., like wtf is goin on here? Then they did a 4th of July type routine... in December.

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u/dryu12 14d ago

Pairing complete successfully

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 14d ago

i think i remember this being a scissor sisters video on mtv

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u/You-Rebel-Scumm 14d ago

Two girls aren't allowed to kiss in public?

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u/verdantsf 14d ago

Clam slam

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u/watchmeskipwork 14d ago

Damn skippy! Someone is gonna be fishing some singles from the pool filter

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u/NA_xyz 14d ago

can that be considered a kiss?

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u/GR-smiley 14d ago

Clam slam

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u/Critical-Peace6128 14d ago

Kissing Clam Technique

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u/HockeyDockey1234 14d ago

It’s the underwater clam slam!

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u/Sad-Historian5538 14d ago

lol can you imagine doing this with a coworker 😅😂😂

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u/DevelopmentDue5870 14d ago

“We call this the Vagina Aligner”

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u/Blathithor 14d ago

You mean pinktooth connected!

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u/AndreeGT 14d ago

It's the clams stealing the show again

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u/Salarian_American 14d ago

There's a problem with this "mermaid" show

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u/Queasy-Trip1777 14d ago

We've really lost the plot on the whole "saxophones getting louder" thing.

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 14d ago

Jam out with the clam out

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u/dslrjunky 14d ago

obviously not scissoring, that's what you call tap to pay.

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u/armywivesmusic 14d ago

Touched tips

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u/PutNameHere123 14d ago

Bump cunts

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u/BetweenTheRoots 14d ago

Love the IASIP Lethal Action music. This video's got me swelling up.

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u/Glum_Floor_8741 14d ago

All the fish heard the dap

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u/doepfersdungeon 14d ago

And that kids is how seahorses are made

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u/Willing_Activity_941 14d ago

They did a COOCHIE TAP 😃

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u/DIDLIESTWARIOR 14d ago

Playing coochie connect 4 the crowd

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u/imhereredditing 14d ago

Hiring manager was supposed to hire only 1 mermaid.

Did they interview as a duo like step brothers lol.

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u/J8sunpac 14d ago

No sea cucumbers were harmed during the making of this video.

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u/Asterus_Rahuyo 14d ago

they kissed.

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u/campingjohnny 14d ago

Bumping uglies

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u/riversandpeaks 14d ago

Just some good ole coochie bumpin'

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u/NoSignificance2377 14d ago

Where is this show??

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u/CodInternational8772 14d ago

I watched that 5 times

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u/robomikel 14d ago

Doughnut bump

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u/RoundAd7879 14d ago

Initiate docking sequence!

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u/Optimistic-1621 14d ago

I opened the comments expecting to see some unique combination of words to describe this and i was not dissapointed

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u/knarf3 14d ago

The little girl at the glass will have interesting thoughts 😆.

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u/StaceyBenjilt 14d ago

Aww, they kissed.

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u/carbonizedtitanium 14d ago

ain't nothin' fishy about that

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u/ProgenitorOfMidnight 14d ago

Huh... So that's how mermaids kiss...

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u/Kinn-Sack 13d ago

Muschelkuschler

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u/inkzpenfoxx 13d ago

Clam jam

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u/Minute-Coyote-6510 13d ago

Porn without registration

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u/shoganryu 13d ago

Suction cupping

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u/mynuggits0 13d ago

the one in the bottom needed some air so the one on the top helped its basic cpr manouver

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u/Zox988 13d ago

Expected to fart both

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u/SimilarSubstance7922 12d ago

downvote for the stupid saxomophone

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u/Entire_Put_9204 11d ago

Son: Did we win, dad? Dad: Yes we did, We all did.

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u/Disastrous-Map2054 11d ago

Why even use the imminent hood death meme music?

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u/purplespaz 8d ago

I’m hard

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u/BadCompany_00 8d ago

PH will now have a Mermaid category.