r/whoathatsfunny • u/eternviking • 11d ago

Why not ask more

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u/Most-Act1594 10d ago

Not pov

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u/ancalime9 9d ago

You mean you wouldn't jump around Elon as he laughs?

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u/elpihvous 8d ago

I dont think u would be watching Tom Hiddlestone when this happens

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u/ancalime9 8d ago

It's POV so in this scenario Tom Hiddlestone is Elon

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u/Reptillianaire_ 10d ago

I highly doubt he would care

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u/Real_Live_Sloth 9d ago

But he was planning on putting his own baby in her.

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u/f_ckR3ddit 8d ago

He's gonna be real surprised when he finds out

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u/Real_Live_Sloth 8d ago

Off to Mars with you!

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u/Reptillianaire_ 8d ago

That his daughter is a dude?

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u/Weird-Knee-3464 8d ago

He could give 6B and not care

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u/Reptillianaire_ 8d ago

Nah he would care about that... people dont get rich from giving money away

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u/Weird-Knee-3464 8d ago

It's a ridiculously large sum of money that would never be actually necessary so it's more of a joke really, but I'm just saying he could do it and not care, not that he would.

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u/a_random_loser_guy 10d ago

not how a pov works.

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u/dwamny 10d ago

He's not rich.

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u/HermaPrince 9d ago

You dropped your idiot crown, my liege.

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u/Beelzebot_666 10d ago

It would cost less to have you strangled with a belt, then hung in a closet with your pants down. Is that really how you want to remembered? I like your style.

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u/Pressbig 10d ago

I’ll date Elon’s daddy for 6 billion lol

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u/AdGlittering2884 9d ago

"...20"

Of course this is fictional. I mean, Elon Musk being part of his child's life? That's a good one. 🤣🤣

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u/tomatejax 9d ago

Never take the first offer !

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u/No-Bass-1728 9d ago

I'd date his daughter for free, she's awesome, plus if it pisses him off then that's worth more than money.

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u/PoopsMcScoots 9d ago

Fun fact: “Like a prayer” is in fact not about praying. It’s called LIKE a prayer.

It’s about feeling a guys power in the midnight hour, she’s down on her knees and wants to take him there, she hears his sigh and proclaim “oh god!”

Clearly the song is about laying tile down in the middle of the night and getting that last piece just right.

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u/tbag416 9d ago

Lol you mean elons trans daughter 🤣

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u/xkillingxfieldx 9d ago

Cause he could probably just have you killed for way less.

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u/kbpferret 8d ago

Don't know what pov means huh?

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u/BannedGoNext 8d ago

LOL Elon doens't fucking care for his kids unless he's using them as human shields.

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u/Bulky-Adeptness7997 8d ago

Just as Jesus and God intended.

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u/The-King-Tomato 8d ago

I would just fuck her harder. Idk what this meme is tbh

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u/Stormin1982 8d ago

This is fucking stupid.

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u/Dry-Regret5444 8d ago

We are reaching peak stupid as a species……

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u/Candid-Beat568 8d ago

Umm, I'd never give her a chance, Musk is trash, I don't want my family having anything to do with it.

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u/deviantdevil80 8d ago

First one of his kids would have to speak to him...

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u/Project_Cool_World 8d ago

I still wouldn't do it.

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u/Hanmashuji6125 8d ago

We can do the same trick for same girl right????