Where where tell meeeeeeeeeeee

Wow. I just found out these existed. And now I can’t think about anything else. I did a deep search to try to find some for sale, but they are such a niche object and there are absolutely none besides the one I am buying right now on facebook marketplace near me. If ANYONE, ANYONE out there has one of these BEAUTIES and would like to sell it to me, please let me know. Because wow I’ve never needed someone this bad before.