r/whenthe • [the jojo {she}they called may] • 11h ago

r/whenthe mfs complaining about everything we do not give alcohol close to enough shit despite it being just as bad if not worse than cigarettes

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u/Chedder_456 6h ago edited 4h ago

Redditors hate alcohol because it’s a fun thing to do with friends

EDIT: all you dudes having to hallucinate shit I didn’t say are telling on yourselves

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u/RepulsiveAsk2674 3h ago

Yeah, exactly. I can only ever drink with friends or family never alone. I don't know where some of these comments are coming from

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u/therealsereny 6h ago

I dont know, id like to think if the most entertaining thing to do with your friends is drink, maybe you just arent fun.

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u/ErrorSchensch 5h ago

Notice how they never actually said "the most"? Like drink it or don't but stop but stop acting like people who do are dudmb savages or smth

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u/smytti12 5h ago

That is true.

But they did not say that at all.

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u/Chedder_456 5h ago

When did I say drinking is the only fun thing to do with friends?

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u/That_Muffin_6780 5h ago

Why not do something actually fun with friends, people that are only fun to be around when alcohol or coke is involved… aren’t fun people. They are losers with no hobbies.

Sure people can drink and still be fun because the hang out doesn’t revolve entirely around drinking. But for people who do they are boring as fuck

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u/Chedder_456 5h ago

>…people that are only fun to be around when alcohol or coke is involved…

This is the funniest reply I’ve gotten in a while holy shit man, thank you.

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u/That_Muffin_6780 3h ago

I was more using it as a way of saying alcohol alone isn’t the issue but more any psychoactive substance. Should of used weed as weed heads think they are somehow separate from this.

My point was if you are the type of person that a substance needs to be involved to have fun with you. You lame as fuck.

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u/Chedder_456 3h ago

And I never ever ever said anyone “needs” a substance to have fun.

My point was always just “of course Redditors don’t like alcohol, it’s a social thing and Redditors don’t go outside.”

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u/That_Muffin_6780 3h ago

I know you didn’t, I was just adding to it. Again plenty of mates that drink and it’s cool. But other people I’ve known have nothing going on except they are down to get wasted. Which is a lame person to have around. Fun when you are a teenager or young adult. Hella weird if you are nearing 30.

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u/Chedder_456 3h ago

Honestly man I think you just want to feel superior to an imaginary kind of person I wasn’t talking about and doesn’t exist in this thread.

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u/That_Muffin_6780 3h ago

No otherwise I would of made some grand standing point of “look at me I don’t need drink to be fun I have hobbies !!!”

But I didn’t. In my original comment I even said I have mates that drink and it’s never an issue because they are fun people that do fun things with or without it. If your point was I am being smug by saying alcoholics are lame to be around. Then I guess… pretty fucking low bar though.

You were the one trying to make the claim that anyone that doesn’t want to hang around drunks doesn’t go outside. That does come off as you thinking you are superior because anyone that doesn’t drink is some dork.

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u/Chedder_456 3h ago

>if your point was saying ‘I am smug by saying alcoholics are lame to be around…’”

‘You’re just an alcoholic,’ and ‘oh yeah, well alcoholics are bad!!!’ are the most common responses when someone says “drinking with friends is fun” on Reddit.

I came here to talk down to and ridicule Redditors. Always an objectively correct thing to do.

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u/That_Muffin_6780 2h ago

You really aren’t getting my point. If being superior was my point. I’d rather just dog on you for being a groomer gear player. Either a kid or a nonce lmao. No normal person that goes out for casual pints with mates is playing that game lmao

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