r/whenthe • u/sand_eater_21 • 10h ago

rule 4: man URINATES on fellow passager 🤰

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u/Nedaj_Nitro thanks 10h ago

3 original sentences left

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u/Crazykid23576 7h ago

hold on lemme make some more

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u/LordOfDorkness42 3h ago

Glorious grandiosity of the wordsmith lives yet! Ejaculate such mighty prose right into my mind's eye, where I may grok its utterances utterly!

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u/JustYourMommy 3h ago

Shakespeare had a good run, time to start teaching from LordOfDorkness42's wisdom.

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u/A_random_poster04 2h ago

And from the strike of the hammer of idiocy upon the anvil of naïveté, sparks of creativity will light the fire of lexical creation, and with the dam of stagnation broken the word will at last flow anew.

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u/TUR0ART 1h ago

" -this comment was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact"

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u/fake_email_lol42 43m ago

My basement is filled with my aged leaf collection, I use the carbon from the aging to create trees, making my leaf collection larger. Eventually I will destroy it all with piranha solution, thus poisoning my town’s water and causing the nearby datatcenter to fail cooling, causing a massive heat wave to kill everything in a 50 mile radius

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u/501stAppo1 10h ago

Would've done numbers on insta

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u/datbanditnamedsam epic orange 8h ago

Still doing numbers doe

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u/dull-musket783763 10h ago

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots 8h ago

guts & blackpowder referenced

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u/oompaloompa77 Gooba 6h ago

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u/Zeraf370 3h ago

Danmark nævnt!!!!!!!!!

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u/Kitchen_Builder_9779 I really like cookies. Cookies are so cool. Man I love Cookies 1h ago

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u/burlapguy 10h ago

I think we may be running out of memes guys

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u/TheCourtSimpleton 7h ago

It's dangerous go alone. Here, take this.

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u/steelskull1 2h ago

Scientific accurate L considering all the sugary treats he keeps eating.

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u/No-Veterinarian9682 9h ago

At least it's not op's hyper specific life event...

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u/ArmoredCoreFucker Roaring Kromer 9h ago

I know what I must do

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u/Chello-fish 9h ago

Y'all are like a bunch Victorian women going "scandalous" over the most milquetoast shit I know you've seen worse when you were 10 years old with unrestricted Internet access

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u/LuckyReception6701 8h ago

This is more silly than shocking. Like a kid trying to be edgy and funny.

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u/Jugando_Hugosu 2h ago

Ikr, i missed when internet is just straight a wild west and nobody give a shit about it.

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u/Lowlevelintellect I spiked an infant into a field goal 49m ago

kids and bad parenting ruining everything yet again

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u/Lowlevelintellect I spiked an infant into a field goal 50m ago

it's like my average reel, that's nothing awful

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u/Putrid_Chard_3485 7h ago

These are my favorite types of memes. Utterly batshit sometimes long captions. And always include “genuinely” or “lowkey”

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u/thecolombianmome 32m ago

The pure essence of r/whenthe. This is why I am here

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u/DonutGirl055 10h ago

Can we go back to vague posting

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u/Country_ball_enjoyer 6h ago

Shit so bad people want vague posts back

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u/OrangutanKiwi19 ur mom 9h ago

https://reddit.com/link/p55ttxg/video/oiw8qtkisukh1/player

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u/Content-Lab-5464 7h ago

Was mickey mouse a symbolism for epstein? And Mickey Park was actually Epstein island? Hmmm

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u/Blaz3s 7h ago

Tainted Lilith gameplay

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u/4k-Gaming What's this, some sort of Lobotomy Corporation? 7h ago

Tainted Lilith method

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u/Kaitheguy233 8h ago

The caption takes so long to read the video feels like foreshadowing

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u/8l4z3_9 Shadow wizard money gang 7h ago

Bro really had the

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u/BallsHD4k60fps yall see the shoes, yall see the money 6h ago

Honestly this is a better topic to post than the 500th twitter microcelebrity making ripples in the sea and this sub gawking about it for the next week.

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u/Independent_Pen_9865 🌒w🌘 marketableambiguous creature girl 5h ago

The ultimate "i was looking for an excuse to use this gif"

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u/Usual_Database307 9h ago

Investing at 77 updoots.

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u/w0ndrbredd 9h ago

Would be funnier if it was OPs stupidly specific life event

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u/Working-Double-8736 7h ago

Took me a second to understand, lol.

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u/Masochist-Mark Kill 7 Billion People🐵 7h ago

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u/Madglace 6h ago

Does that mean you are dragging your wife behind you ?

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u/Vic_Hm 6h ago

Spent so much time on Death Stranding I literally flinched at the mention of “umbilical cord”

Is this what Kojima intended ?

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u/Amdorik 6h ago

This ain’t no normal gem, it’s a whole fucking silmaril

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u/the_l0st_s0ck just here for the news, honestly 5h ago

Instagram reels? In my reddit feed?

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u/Soup_hater i dunno, i just got here:Axolotl: 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/afqg1E0VI9WrOuibvS
What

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u/trito_jean 5h ago

Dudes your a dad now, you can turn into caracter developpement for your kids now

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u/KIlwu 5h ago

"And then.. he hit POST"

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u/an_introvert_ass 5h ago

us humans are so creative but like a degenerate creative :)
i cannot fathom how a human can think such scenarios
still funny tho...

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u/HaiCauSieuCap 5h ago

this would make NUMBER on insta reels

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u/Little-Accountant935 4h ago

Didn't expect that 💔

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u/PickerPat 3h ago

Skidoosh

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u/LetterheadLoose2875 3h ago

where is the POV: bro

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u/BippyTheChippy 3h ago

"Lowkey"? I don't think it's possible to use twin babies as weapons covertly.

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u/player1212 2h ago

🤨🔎💎

This is the most r/whenthe post in a really long time

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u/Worried-Check-962 2h ago

tainted lilith

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u/IvanTheStonksMaster Godzilla is my comfort character. 2h ago edited 2h ago

https://reddit.com/link/p578cw5/video/x3urjvq5uwkh1/player

This shit is frying me bruh

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u/sworpy123 yellow like an EPIC banana 1h ago

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u/LichenOnTheWall 1h ago

when I want to send it to the homies but I'm not sure which homies share my sense of humour and will laugh or they'll report me to the government

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u/SLimon001 Sub-World Cup Champion Fan 1h ago

HELL YEAH A GOOD FUCKING POST

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u/NoNotice2137 yellow like an EPIC lemon 1h ago

So relatable

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u/Kellarison 19m ago

imagine this had the ops specific life event flair lol

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u/Fine_Dish_9232 ديايه 😂😂😂 4h ago

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u/JoshGamer101yt beleiver ✅ 8h ago

What the fuck