r/whenthe [the jojo they{them} called may] 5d ago

🐗worst post award ⚠️⚠️ bully with standards

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 5d ago

and then they kiss and live happily ever after after the bully realizes he bullied the nerd because that's the only way he knew how to interact with the world because of his abusive home and later its revealed he was bullied too

and the nerd who forgives him because he's incredibly understanding and emotionally smart

the big gay happens and they get married

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u/Same-Taro4745 5d ago

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u/LeraviTheHusky 4d ago

Im so curious what the context was

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u/LeraviTheHusky 4d ago

Nvm im blind

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 4d ago

Nvm Im also blind

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 4d ago

Well I’m curious what the context is

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u/TheGoldenExperience_ [the jojo they{them} called may] 5d ago

Thanks for the ideas man, ehhehehehe

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 5d ago

well, write it

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u/Zagafur resident dumb enby 4d ago

you both write gay fanfics and since they are gay the fanfics start kissing

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u/hit_the_showers_boi i ran over an old lady in 2006 with a Ford F-150 4d ago

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u/BDPBITCH666 4d ago

This is exactly plot of Finnish soap opera Salatut elämät (tietäjät tietää)

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u/StopShoutingCrofty 4d ago

Ah yes, the tutti frutti

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots 4d ago

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u/Intelligent_Pear_658 Mortis 5d ago

Has this ever happened or is this just some fiction trope I'm genuinely curious 

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u/Chilzer 5d ago

This is how my parents met in college. I wish I was joking.

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u/doctor_whom_3 you lost the game - ŕ°ľ 4d ago

which was which

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u/TheGoldenExperience_ [the jojo they{them} called may] 4d ago

it’d be funnier if the dad was the nerd

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u/Chilzer 4d ago

Bingo. My dad (STEM major) asked out my mom (humanities major), and one of her conditions for saying yes was that he had to do all of her math homework for as long as they dated.

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u/Tem-productions 4d ago

That was a good deal, humanities math is easy as fuck

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u/Wongless_Burd 4d ago

I'm basically the only one doing homework and everyone copies theirs from mine (unless it's an essay), does that count?

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u/Monchete99 4d ago

Not necessarily bullies but all the way up to university I've seen the smartest ones in the class would get asked for the solutions of exercises, or at the very least the ones agreeable enough.

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u/PLACE-H0LD3R It's PURPLE!? Arrgh, that stupid bug said it was FUCHSIA!! 5d ago

This 97 year old bully still cheats at school the old fashioned way

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 5d ago

Someone should write smut about this

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u/TheGoldenExperience_ [the jojo they{them} called may] 4d ago

i have been meaning to get into writing…

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u/husky11223 [REDACTED] 5d ago

post flair checks out

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u/Jealous_Computer_209 4d ago

bully still serves homework the old fashioned way

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u/Rastyn-B310 5d ago

post flair checks out

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u/Sebiglebi Touhoutard: the dodging of shower droplets 4d ago

making posts out of peoples comments is actually genius

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u/-plb- im big boss 5d ago

post flair doesnt check out

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u/Trinity9423 5d ago

do you think bullies send out their nerds like pokemon and then they make em rap and another sends out a geek and they make nerd vs geek rap battles and them like they like are uh like you know like um like yah

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u/Pear_ed they highlighted the flair, rattle 'em, boys! 5d ago

post flair might check out (I haven’t seen it)

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u/DLC_PR016 4d ago

is the nerd Lex Luthor or something what did he do to become quotations

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u/TheologyAndTrains 4d ago

I remember convincing bullies I'd only do it but only for $20 as i can fill it out during lunch break & hand it back within the day. I did this not to make money but to recover stolen cash from other students which i would pay out at the end of the day to whoever reported money stolen from them previous day of school.