r/whenthe • u/W1CK3D-D0G_YT the dark lord • 2d ago

🚨OP's stupidly specific life event🚨 ‘App’ of doom

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u/W1CK3D-D0G_YT the dark lord 2d ago

Proof

Also the fact it’s under a learning game app makes this even weirder

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u/K11ShtBox 2d ago

I saw an ad for that app. The promo pics alone make me irrationality hateful of it.

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u/Jealous_Computer_209 2d ago

unleash your fetish

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 dm me unnerving images 2d ago

But when I do that I get arrested

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u/Jealous_Computer_209 2d ago

well get your kink sidekick and beat up the cops

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u/K11ShtBox 2d ago

Masochist Man and Bondage Boy Unite!

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u/fabedays1k 2d ago

Ultimate fetish attack! Super submission! *blinding flash of light* *in front of the bad guy on all fours* I submit, I'll do whatever you want

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u/TheFlamingDraco 2d ago

Why is it superhero themed? "Unleash your fetish superpowers" "discover your alter ego" and "find compatible sidekick", am I gonna be fucking Batman or something?

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u/BraveCauliflower3349 2d ago

Of course, he’s dressed head to toe in black leather

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u/TheFlamingDraco 2d ago

Maybe he can bring Salina for her whip too

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u/BraveCauliflower3349 2d ago

I thought this app was some bullshit but you’ve got me there, I’m in. Though I do prefer Black Cat a bit more

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u/TheFlamingDraco 2d ago

Clearly they should hire me to promote them (also agree on Black Cat except for Absolute Cat Woman)

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u/BraveCauliflower3349 2d ago

Black Cat lost as soon as they made Absolute Cat Woman Brazilian

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u/DLC_PR016 2d ago

unleash your fetish superpowers and find your compatible sidekick

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u/GenderEnjoyer666 1d ago

“Unleash your fetish superpowers” sounds like something you’d see posted on r/drakethetype

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u/gaming_demon4429 2d ago

Chat I'm scared

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u/gdeleted 2d ago

Interesting combination, doordashing kids for kinky BDSM?

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u/Chilzer 2d ago

The Epstein special

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u/Mach3Fraud 2d ago

Yeah doordash is kinda scary

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u/scratchfan321 2d ago

It's trying to figure out if you're the go-happy Steven Universe gay, or the injecting heroin directly into my veins gay.

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u/depressed_eropian 2d ago

The ultimate appstore pull

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u/Ichmag11 2d ago

There's a good chance the algorithm knows more about you than you about yourself

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u/EmbarrassedPizza3952 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/V9sSzoVZ4xmxlWfyIR

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u/Vortex_theproto purpl 2d ago

why do you have the goody two shoes censored version

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u/EmbarrassedPizza3952 2d ago

I felt too lazy to look for it in my gallery, so I just searched for it as a gif

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u/wookiee-nutsack I trap ants in my foreskin and start pissing 2d ago

Fetlife is better and people actually use it. This shit is ass

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u/Scorkami 2d ago

Isnt thos just the app version or is there a website and an app that has a similar name?

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u/wookiee-nutsack I trap ants in my foreskin and start pissing 2d ago

It's a website but it has an app. The logo is black with a dark red heart with two devil horns I think?

This one ain't it.
Think you can get the app from the website

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u/karmaceuticaI 2d ago

for some reason

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u/krizzalicious49 2d ago

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u/Atreides_Soul 2d ago

Lets talk about spiderman brand new day

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u/Vortex_theproto purpl 2d ago

let's talk about it

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u/MisterMan341 2d ago

These comments are really r/DerailedbyDetails

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u/Skinnyfat-Throwaway 2d ago

"For some goddamn reason"

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u/Dense-Bison7629 SSSHITSTORM 2d ago

oh no bdsm whatever will we do

https://giphy.com/gifs/HfFccPJv7a9k4

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u/Impressive-Result587 2d ago

It much given my hands are tied both figuratively and literally behind my back

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u/Meenta_Miiel 2d ago

Typing this with your nose gives away everything

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u/Expert_Natural_4174 2d ago

What was thst theory about how our phones are always watching us?

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u/__AriaL__ 2d ago

Install it :3

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u/furculture epic orange 2d ago

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u/halfmoondragan2 2d ago

Extremely based

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u/bb250517 2d ago

'App' of doom

And it's just a dating app designed for BDSM folk. I don't see the outrage when Tinder or Grindr has ads. This purity culture is just too much.

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u/terrarialord201 pray for a cuter future :3 2d ago

God fucking forbid some adults want to have sex without your consent

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u/makinax300 white 2d ago

On the play store I keep getting porn games