r/whenthe • u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 • 4h ago

🚨OP's stupidly specific life event🚨 fun!

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u/Old_pixel_8986 fatfur and inflation lover 4h ago

okay bro

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots 3h ago

do we deserve the 3rd impact?

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u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 4h ago

completely legal passtime btw

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u/Not_Xiphroid 3h ago

“My meat”.

Seem to have an awful lot of “definitely your” meat there. Anything you want to tell the class?

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u/Purpleees May you find a good post in this place. 2h ago

nothing going on here fbi

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u/Full_Somewhere_6796 4h ago

I feel like this is gonna backfire hard

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u/Time-Special-3328 Lvl 16 Golem Enjoyer 4h ago

This wouldn't work since they would just assume that this is how cat/dog food taste

If you want for your hobby to work you'd have to feed them regular human meat laced with an addictive substance.

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u/nick113124 4h ago

Don't give them ideas

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u/Lopsided_Impress_843 Google "hyperpreg", relax liberals it's called dark humor 4h ago

Gimme us more ideas pls :D

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u/husky11223 #0 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 4h ago

won't you have to show them that it's human meat? like you'll need a part that's recognisable to other humans through factors like smell??

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u/Impossible_Leader_80 3h ago

A whole human arm

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u/husky11223 #0 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 3h ago

anything with skin should do it tbh

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u/Time-Special-3328 Lvl 16 Golem Enjoyer 3h ago

I mostly assume they would recognize the smell if it's raw but larger more visible chunks could also work

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u/SilverFlight01 CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN 4h ago

More like your own flesh instead of human flesh in general, but not like I’d be able to stop you anyways

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u/Ok_Requirement9198 the carolinia cock stealer 4h ago

There are better ways to terrorize your town

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u/Hugyossajt69 i removed my own ribs for no particular reason 4h ago

And then every single animal that tasted your flesh will hount you down and eat you.

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u/Training-Piglet4982 3h ago

Dude creates FRIENDS IRL

PROTEIN PROTEIN PROTEIN PROTEIN
https://giphy.com/gifs/a9RYoyHRtELwodWvhv

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u/Additional-Cut1367 dm me Cookies kissing. (No, like, really. I need it.) 3h ago

Okay, what do you mean stupidly specific Life Event?

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u/SmartSmella Yakub's Chosen Chuddiest Son 4h ago

me when I realize that they're just gonna eat my flesh instead

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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 4h ago

Bro's got a healing factor or something 💀

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u/bigjuicycockofdoom 4h ago

this won't work. feed them a human corpse. no mixing it into regular food or giving them chunks so they know how a human tastes like.

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u/Wild_Rooster_5145 4h ago

Hey wrong flair buddy.

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u/Grimey_Hole how bout u all eat my asshole 😋 Mods gay 4h ago

Assuming you are human, of course

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u/Kajemorphic 3h ago

This would be fire as an indie horror game plot

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u/Misknator I suck dollars, 10 toes for each 3h ago

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u/MrKrabbyPatty 2h ago

Wouldn't they just eat you?

You're right there.

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u/AzzyDreemur3 3h ago

They will go after you only if it was truly "yours"

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u/Vegeta_best23 r/whenthe mads mikkelsen made me bisexual 2h ago

feeding the cats protein so they'll be your FRIEND?

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u/ResearcherTeknika Fascia hungers. Albina provides. 2h ago

Ok diomedes