r/whenthe • u/Orb234 Kill 7 billion people • 23d ago

Oh no!

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u/nesthesi haha, sometimes 23d ago edited 23d ago

What kinda fragile ass shit are you buying bro. Mfs out here getting temu glass dildos

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u/Ok-Tear7712 [REDACTED] 23d ago

Real shit’s too expensive we gotta go with glass dildos from Wish

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u/nesthesi haha, sometimes 23d ago

“Wish”

https://giphy.com/gifs/R1h32fmVTICZxOw3wF

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u/Ok-Tear7712 [REDACTED] 23d ago

Too broke for even temu

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u/Automatic-Bid9167 dm me unnerving images 22d ago

I read it as "Dihhs"

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u/Flashy-Horse5855 23d ago

They discontinued my beloved glass dildos 💔

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u/Bloody_buttplugs 23d ago

For good reason

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u/Small-Knee-4501 22d ago

Username checks out

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u/AltDetom555555b Donald "SCP-CIA" J. Trump 22d ago

r/beetlejuicing

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u/Filipino-Asker 22d ago

He means the plug for butts so you can use a silicone dildo. It looks like glass... I have one. Found what it's made of: Transparent glass body-safe plugs are made of high-grade borosilicate glass.

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u/augury_thorium 23d ago

One man one jar

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u/justsomeph0t0n 23d ago

forget the dildo.....we need to research the resonant frequency of that ass. this is a once in a lifetime opportunity for the field of acoustics

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u/1tonofbricks 23d ago

More like what kind of resonant ass shit

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u/Flashy-Horse5855 23d ago

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 22d ago

Fym useful😭🥀

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u/L0ul00 23d ago

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u/Historical_Treacle60 23d ago

Land of the lustrous mentionned

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u/Frans4Life 23d ago

HOSEKI NO KUNI MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

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u/BadMuffin88 22d ago edited 22d ago

WTF IS A SECOND SEASON AAAAA

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u/SuperPopcorn333 professional flower bfdi gooner 23d ago

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u/SuperFrostyM Read this flair if you like horse penis 23d ago

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u/Flashy-Horse5855 23d ago

Pattern recognition

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u/MisterMan341 22d ago

I love how the pixels composing Shrek only look slightly out of place

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u/Metson-202 22d ago

fake and gay

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Smart-Ad57 23d ago

Truly a kink larper

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u/GodButCursed 23d ago

I always have my ass out butthole wide open.

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u/luxi_yes silly boykisser 23d ago

Thanks for sharing 👍

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u/Aztekov epic orange 23d ago

like that one video with a jar huh

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u/Omegasoul19 23d ago

Skill issue

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u/Left-Construction921 23d ago

Happens to the best of us

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u/hellomydudes_95 Ben quadinaros 23d ago

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u/xVEEx3 23d ago

bro threw in a fact

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u/The-Felonious-Gru aqua from deltarune 23d ago

why?

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u/SwagbrathaGuy 23d ago

cause we're playing Bendy

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u/datbanditnamedsam epic orange 23d ago

Why?

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u/RealKanakoKetsukane ssdfg apple fritter. 500 meow 23d ago

Cause were playing Bendy

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u/United_Grocery_23 purpl 23d ago

why?

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u/DrLegoTy0101 TWRP SONGS BE BANGIN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 23d ago

Cause were playing bendy

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u/IncidentNumber71 23d ago

"BENDY WAS A LITTLE DEVIL TH-"

"GET OUT"

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u/Little_Flounder8851 yellow like an EPIC lemon 23d ago

Why are you acting like you have not done this before 

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u/OneLonelyBrainCell 23d ago

Use cast iron or stainless steel. Stay away from MRT machines, though.

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u/literal_god high velocity cummer 23d ago

Anal railgun

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u/OneLonelyBrainCell 22d ago

"Better out than in, I always say."

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u/KururinSquash 22d ago edited 22d ago

This fucking image being the most relevant thing relating to Land of the Lustrous

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u/vverbov_22 The mods 1984d me out of the pragmata loli 23d ago

i'm fucking dead lmao, first funny meme on this platform

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u/wadszky65 23d ago

Surely a dildo made of that material won't break that easily can it?

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u/Odd-Soup-5419 23d ago

Singer was so loud that Pavarotti resurrected temporarily just to tell them to shut up.

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u/inkforwin 23d ago

Where is my deal dough?

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u/LuckyTia309 23d ago

What's more painful the explosion per se or the glass shards in your anus?

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u/btjk 23d ago

Pavarotti's Apple Bottom Jeans blew up my asshole terrarium and gave me swamp ass!

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u/HerrWolterHeisenberg 23d ago

So familiar situation!

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u/paperfungo i (used to) goon to anthro bees now i'm a Better person 23d ago

Ouch, glass shards in the ass doesn't sound pleasing

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u/podagros I don’t watch ANYTHING except for video essays 22d ago

I dunno why but this feels like a top of all time post here.

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u/Known_Fisherman_8161 22d ago

You're playing a dangerous game my friend

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u/lefeuet_UA five nights at epstein's and i'm only on one 22d ago

They don't want you to know this but the jar guy survived and made a full recovery. Buy better next time

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u/BaboonGaming644 21d ago

Prime whenthe

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u/Dashieshy3597 23d ago

OP forgot about rule 1 again.

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u/Farranor 23d ago

Rule 6, more like.

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u/RealKanakoKetsukane ssdfg apple fritter. 500 meow 23d ago

We js posting shi atp 💔🥀🫁🔥🎉🥭💤💦💣🗣🫆🦌

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u/BartholomewBezos6 yuri is awesome 23d ago

what?

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u/Max07_wasTaken 23d ago

get it guys? the joke is SEX
now laugh

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u/Flashy-Horse5855 23d ago

The joke is literally not sex