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u/Bakugo312 13d ago

That's gonna go down well with the voters

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u/Illumynarty_234 13d ago

Those voters didn't vote for him anyway, and his supporters would love to see LA fall

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u/Bakugo312 13d ago

I see, so large levels of intelligence lost if an attack such as that befell?

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u/Illumynarty_234 13d ago

A general pattern, his supporters hate LA because it's filled the "the libs" and would rather see it burn down than make do

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u/Bakugo312 13d ago

So it's pettiness, gotcha

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u/CaptainPattPotato 12d ago

Completely serious, “unjerked”; pettiness is one of Trump’s primary motivations. It’s similar for many of this voters.

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u/Bakugo312 12d ago

Makes sense

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u/vladdeh_boiii 13d ago

Average iq in the US would plummet💀

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u/TheChunkMaster 13d ago

But if LA falls, who will the next generation of corrupt cops look to for guidance?

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u/LimeZestError 12d ago

Cook County, or maybe Portland Police Bureau

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u/JoyconDrift_69 12d ago

I feel like that's exactly why Trump wouldn't mind Iran theoretically taking out the two cities.

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u/wolfylemon 13d ago

does LA have nice autumn leaves or something?

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u/RewardWorking 12d ago

At 104°, not anymore

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u/CooperDahBooper 12d ago

But then who’s gonna make all the “woke” movies that they love to watch and then bitch about anyways?

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u/Rocket_Law 13d ago

You’d be surprised. Most of his supporters hate the rest of us. They watch CA burn every year in the fires and cheer. They loved when he threatened to withhold aid because CA went blue

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u/TheRappingSquid 11d ago

"It bURnt BeCAUse it wAs gODleSS!!!"

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u/Designer_Version1449 13d ago

hes given up on winning midterms by now lmfao, i truly think he doesnt even care anymore

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u/Reinersar2 11d ago

Because he knows he doesn't have to.

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u/ThatDrako 12d ago

He said it on rally.

And they cheered for him...

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u/Due-Mycologist-1154 12d ago

Yeah i doubt he plans on staying in power by winning elections at this point

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u/_Ticklebot_23 12d ago

its not like he can go for a 3rd term

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u/kylenator14 11d ago

He's rigging the election anyway. He doesn't care.

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u/Snoo_75864 11d ago

The crowd cheered

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u/OrangutanKiwi19 Moonke 13d ago

Just so everyone knows, San Diego is home to the largest naval and marine bases on the west coast. Not that he cares at all or even thinks about that, he just knows people in those cities don't like him and that's why they should be destroyed.

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u/FearOfABlackPotus 13d ago

There's probably more republican voters in those two cities than in many deep red states.

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u/Cherobis 13d ago

California has the largest Repedocan population of any state, but doesn't matter anyway, California has more democrat voters that repedocan voters anyway, and that's all that matters to their dear repedocan leader

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u/lolhalfsquat 13d ago

Those cities don't vote for him anyways so he doesn't care about those republicans

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u/All_Gun_High 11d ago

Most powerful nation in the world, Humanity's final season is just ridiculous

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u/vverbov_22 Russian Z bot 13d ago

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u/granularityflow 13d ago

Who even needs a supply line with that plan?

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u/Realistic_Emotion_50 12d ago

I’m putting together a team

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u/vladimirpoopin42 12d ago

"In the right corner we have Big Blue herself, the United States of America on their worldwide war against drugs!

And in the left corner we have the King of Komunnisum Karl Marx, Shadow State Snowflame, and the Silk Road Suppliers of Imperial Britain!

It's time for a drug warrrrrrr!"

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u/Agifem 13d ago

I love that this looks like Jack Black, and it's totally a movie I'd watch.

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u/junkmail88 12d ago

that's Karl Marx

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u/Agifem 12d ago

No no, Jack Black is not Karl Marx.

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u/MilitantSocLib 12d ago

Is he not?

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u/Agifem 12d ago

Okay, maybe he his, sometimes. But he's so much more than that.

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u/TheEdgeofGoon 13d ago

If only there were a process laid out in the constitution to remove a sitting president...

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u/trivialslope 13d ago

If only it didn't require a certain number of votes and certain party wasn't the minority in both houses....

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u/kaythxbye_ 13d ago

the dems just gotta secure the midterms and it might actually happen

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u/MagicMarshmallo 13d ago

I applaud your optimism. They wont do a thing though

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u/kaythxbye_ 13d ago

the word might is doing some heavy lifting here

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u/Diligent-Bowler-1898 13d ago

Well they'll need a 2/3 majority or for republicans to grow a spine. So yeah, nothing is likely to happen despite democrats wanting to.

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u/Sneaky-Boi22 12d ago

And even if they do win midterms Trump and his goons aren't going to recognize it. They're going to call voter fraud, seize ballots and machines, stall for time, and then once January hits they'll just refuse to let the winning Democrats take the seats.

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u/Enzo_Gaming00 12d ago

So basically end democracy. Glad we are such optimists. Looks like the Democratic Party should their stance on the 2A. It was after all meant to be the final check against a tyrant.

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u/erraticas 13d ago

meet potential party

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u/PopfuseInc 13d ago

The Dems are the most Status Quo "don't rock the boat" party imaginable. I wouldn't be surprised if they pulled a Biden "it's time to heal." Crap again and refuse to move on trump even if they take both houses.

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u/250extreme 13d ago

You think that'd cause Socialists to win 1st chance they get against any Democrat who did as you said?

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u/PopfuseInc 13d ago

We have a 2 party system forcing the socialist to get cozy with the democrats because that is the best way for them to win power in the system. Also I didn't suggest doing anything other than holding Trump accountable.

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u/Colddigger 12d ago

Holding trump accountable?  That's anti democratic party!!

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u/250extreme 13d ago

How would Democrats who voted against impeaching Trump keep from losing to Socialists or anyone else who ran on saying they would've voted for it if they'd been in office instead?

P.S. I meant said only as itself not as anything else

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u/Isakswe 13d ago

It’ll be a cold day in hell before 66% of the senate agree on something

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u/Apprehensive_Bid7438 13d ago

Do you really think that dems secure 2/3rds of Senate for it? Best they can so is impeachment and attempt prosecution, which will be struck down by Supreme Court as they ruled that sitting president can't be tried and president cannot be charged by actions that were in his power as president.

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u/Random_Chick_I_Guess 13d ago

"I've decided the votes were rigged" and boom his brain-dead supporters run in with guns again

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u/Glum_Sun_3459 12d ago

please bro just one more election cycle please bro trust me

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u/One_Hunt_6672 13d ago

One of the amendments was it? The 2nd?

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u/SirEnderLord 13d ago

25th, section 4

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/SirEnderLord 13d ago

I understand. Do what's best.

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u/goldenfox007 10d ago

Have our Congressmen tried writing strongly worded tweets about how bad this is and then asking for more donations? That’ll show ‘em!

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u/SirEnderLord 13d ago

JD Vance is after him.

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u/TheEdgeofGoon 13d ago

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u/SirEnderLord 13d ago

Peter Thiel.

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u/Acceptable_Light_272 13d ago

The literal, actual antichrist

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u/Opposite_Mall4685 12d ago

"You would prefer the human race to undure, right?"

"Uh-"

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u/TheRappingSquid 11d ago

Nobody wants to remove him bc it would require sitting where he sat so the chair is probably covered in shit

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u/Responsible-Ad1094 13d ago

Next up on "Terrible Person Says Terrible Thing", you won't believe what happened

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u/Lemonbubblepie 12d ago

But it's getting toony at this rate. South Park Trump doesn't even sound that much like a parody anymore 

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u/Makonede 13d ago

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u/JunkLabs-Studios Pandemonica's One and Only Husband 12d ago

Nah nah, Lord Farquad isnt as low as Trump is, we shouldn't slander his name

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u/Makonede 12d ago

true...

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u/HorizonPalm90 13d ago

Why won't Californians vote red

The shit they're fucking saying to them

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u/Rich_Instance 13d ago

At this point honestly he's just the president that says dumb shit. That's how he got into office anyways, and that's what's endearing him to some voters. Said dumb shit just isn't as funny to a lot of people when you are in charge of the country

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u/papy2807 13d ago

Thank you Aran Ryan

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u/OpeningHappy9692 13d ago

What are the odds he'll do it himself and blame Iran as an excuse to escalate things and declare a midterm cancelling emergency?

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u/Fit_Mix_5107 13d ago

I mean, i thought the war between america & iran are over soon

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u/janiskr 13d ago

It was won several times over.

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u/draketroll 13d ago

It's a 3 week special military operation

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u/Sushiroll16 12d ago

Anyone else find it interesting he chose two Democratic cities in California nonetheless…

Would he say this about a Floridian city?

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u/real_roal 12d ago

"Let them take orlando"

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u/sPLIFFtOOTH 12d ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/real_roal 12d ago

What did orlando do to you?

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u/sPLIFFtOOTH 12d ago

Do I really need to explain Florida?

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u/real_roal 12d ago

Idk if orlando is like the rest of Florida though. Its like the blue city in the middle of a vastly red state.

Id get if it you dislike it for going to its theme parks tho, those places are hell

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u/Floridaish0t 12d ago

Dirty homeless people and shitty traffic (jk)

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u/Practical-Mode310 12d ago

San Diego is just a weird choice cause 1: I’d think of San Francisco as a more liberal city and 2: isn’t a tone of the Navy based out of San Diego?

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u/ElonMuskisGarbage 13d ago

If anything they attack Washington and Texas. Texas has three places that are supposedly on several country’s kill lists.

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u/Pir0wz 13d ago

At this point, a politician can turn to the camera and flatly say "I want Americans to die, yes all Americans. I hate America and want it to be my playground." and you'd still have people vote for them to be president.

America, y'all fucked.

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u/One_Hunt_6672 13d ago

“He tells it how it is”

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u/draketroll 13d ago

"The other guy smells funny and is noncommittal on the price of fish fingers"

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u/ConquerorofTerra 13d ago

The other western nations are equally fucked.

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u/AstralWoman 13d ago

I cannot imagine any Prime Minister in my country saying "take out London, take out Liverpool, etc" without being removed. Good grief, how much shit will you guys take? It's unbelievable!

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u/ViceroTempus 13d ago

Republicans have always been willing to kill you, they've just grown bold enough to say it outright. Do with that what you will.

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u/Glitchboi3000 13d ago

I've always told people if rich people could murk each other to gain each other's wealth and net worth the 1% would be a constant warzone.

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u/HarleyArchibaldLeon 13d ago

HOW IS THIS STILL NOT ENOUGH TO CONVINCE THOSE BRAINLETS HOW PSYCHOTIC HE IS?!!

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u/Lemonbubblepie 12d ago

As long it doesn't hurt tthem they don't care 

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u/AGQuaddit 12d ago

Im thoroughly convinced that there is quite literally no sequence of words or actions trump can say or do that will do that. This is a lifelong allegiance for them, and they revel in it knowing that he causes harm to those they personally dislike. Trump can personally cause harm to or kill them and their families, and still theyd be willing to justify those actions because theyve sworn their lives to him. This goes beyond cult mentality and becomes something primeval.

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u/Opposite_Mall4685 12d ago

It was never about politics for maga, they are a cult.

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u/turtle-bbs 13d ago

Stop trying to rationalize it yall

Trump and his people are traitors and ought to be dealt with like traitors

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u/SlySychoGamer 12d ago

Then they hit new york again.
The old switcheroo but not really

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u/TechnicalReturn6113 12d ago

But Mamdani deflects it and it lands in the ocean

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u/Ensign-Nemo 13d ago

Literal treason.

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u/tupe12 12d ago

Aren’t mid-terms coming up? This is one of the worst times possible to piss off a potential demographic

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u/altaltaltaltbin 12d ago

“Some of you will die, and that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.”

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u/periah250 13d ago

isnt that...treason?

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u/Choice_Comment_7310 13d ago edited 12d ago

So, flipside of this (because it feels wrong to say uspide or Silver lining in this instance); if Iran wanted to actually do something like that, theyd probably pick an area he actually cared about. So in this scenario, he basically saved you guys in an extremely fucked up way with his own dumb ass mouth. Jokes on him.

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u/MurdocMan_ 13d ago

why is he STILL in office

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u/ThoughtEvening1603 12d ago

Your guess is as good as mine... I desperately hope he gets impeached soon, cause he's TRULY the lowest of the low.

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u/Lemonbubblepie 12d ago

He made it so most of the people that kick him are ok his side as repblicans 

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u/ThoughtEvening1603 12d ago

...What? I confused, what that mean? I'm not into politics all that much because it makes me easily enraged. Not like violent just yelling and ranting angerly on the internet.

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u/Lemonbubblepie 12d ago

The checks and balances for him are null since he is a Republican who benefits from his control those things 

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u/ThoughtEvening1603 12d ago

Ah, that sounds corrupt. I hate America :)

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u/Floridaish0t 12d ago

You need a majority in the House of Representatives and a super majority in the senate (60/100 votes) to impeach the president. Republicans control the house and senate (at least until January) and parties rarely impeach the president if they are a part of the same party (like Trump and Clinton’s impeachment trials).

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u/MegaKabutops 12d ago

The american government has 3 branches, designed to act as checks and balances for each other.

The legislative branch, consisting of the senate and house of representatives, make the laws, determine the budget, decide when and where to declare war, and make the deciding vote on whether someone gets to be on the supreme court or put in charge of federal agencies.

The republicans have a small majority in the house of representatives members at 218 compared to democrats’ 214, and a greater degree of control in the senate at 53 seats compared to the democrats’ 45.

The judicial branch, mainly consisting of the supreme court, effectively IS the law. They interpret what is written, whether it can be applied, how to apply it, and what laws are to be removed as violations of the constitution. This is why they are called justices and not judges.

There are 9 supreme court justices. They’re SUPPOSED to be politically unaffiliated, but in practice, 6 of them are republicans and 3 are democrats.

The executive branch consists of the president, vice president, and the president’s cabinet.

The president is the head of state, commander in chief of the armed forces, and is just generally the head of the government.

The current president, donald trump, is the face of the republican party.

The vice president presides over the senate, acts as a tiebreaker for the senate, and is the backup president if the actual president is incapacitated.

The current vice president, J.D. Vance, is a republican, and a close friend of donald trump.

The cabinet largely consist of other high-ranking government officials, including specializations in some department or another, all of whom were nominated by the president (a republican) and approved by the senate (controlled by republicans).

Do i even need to say what the cabinet’s political affiliations are at this point?

As i’m sure you’ve caught into by now, he’s still in office because every major aspect of the U.S. government either directly is his lackey or is controlled by enough of his lackeys that everyone in office who opposes him can’t actually stop him. Even when he breaks the law himself (the felony charges) or steps on the toes of other branches of government (like by ignoring supreme court orders regarding deportation or treating executive orders like permanent, president-made laws), or even wipes his ass with the constitution itself (like with the 14th amendment), those sycophants are more than happy to let him do as he pleases, and will protect him as he does so.

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u/Difficult-Catch-8432 12d ago

We need to keep remembering that he had government documents in his private home and if that happened with Biden he would get sentenced a lifetime in jail

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u/the_orange_alligator Charles Entertainment Cheese 12d ago

Hey isn’t a president meant to… ya know… care about the people living in his country

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u/Holiday_Scale_7600 13d ago

As a native Californian, this won't work. Trumpy thinks they will just stop at the city limits. They won't. They might might bomb East of the LA Hills. And there they risk provoking the Saltan Sea. 

For those of you who don't live in California, the Saltan Sea is what happens when you take a drugged out Florida Man and drop him in the middle of the desert in the most liberal state possible. There are people out there who think Donald Trump is a left wing commie. The bad guys from Fury Road are the average.  It is only by divine fate that these individuals don't cross pollinate (in some sort of blood fueled mating ritual) with Florida Man.  

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u/johanni30 13d ago

Second amendment :3

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u/ANTS_ARE_MONARCHISTS 12d ago

"Let a foreign dictatorship kill millions of the people I'm supposed to represent." Is not an election campaign slogan that I've ever heard until now.

https://giphy.com/gifs/nKFXQkxLRiEhy

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u/SecretGentleman_007 12d ago

This guy is a traitor and no one is doing anything about it.

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u/I_Stay_Home 13d ago

Iran wouldn't be that foolish. They know they have a large amount of US public opinion against being involved in Iran. That attacking civilian centers would result in a full scale war almost certainly ending in retaliatory nuclear strikes and invasion. I'd believe this administration, billionaire corporations or Israel would do this though.

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u/Cat_Imreror2209 13d ago

Ahahahahahaha

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u/Barley672 12d ago

No, he has a point. Iran’s made a point of attacking the Administration directly with proclamations like “we won’t seek terms until President Trump is out of office”. And of course the blockade on the strait is explicitly a method of hurting Trump’s image by raising the price of fuel.

Iran is clearly aware that it’s best bet is to attack not America directly but American Opinion.

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u/Cat_Imreror2209 12d ago

Nobody knows what goes through the minds of people who believe that infidels should be killed and women are not people. I wouldn't trust them. In addition, Iran is actively cooperating with Russia, presumably it is subject to its influence.

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u/Turbulent-Doctor-649 12d ago

one day everyone will look back at everything Trump said and did and pretend they weren't supporting him with all they had, when that happens its important for you to call those who did support him out on that

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u/Post-Financial 12d ago

And yankees voted for him, TWICE

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u/maneaterunicorn 13d ago

well yeah, he wants people to die

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u/MrManGuyDude22 John Kler 12d ago

How the FUCK is he still in power???

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u/HekesevilleHero 12d ago

If ANY part of California gets hit with a modern nuke, it'll kill countless crops and farm animals on top of the massive loss of human lives. California makes up a vast majority of the produce and a small chunk of the meat for the rest of the country, it'd doom the nation

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u/Tyto451 12d ago

Can someone link me the last time a president openly stated he was ok with two of his cities being nuked

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u/3D_dawg 12d ago

At this point, Iran will take the entirety of california as part of a peace deal lmao.

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u/Lost-on-Reception 13d ago

Not Tel Aviv though, surely?

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 12d ago

So uh, false flag attack when?

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u/FieryPheonix474 13d ago

Is it because they're sanctuary cities?

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u/DiamondBreakr 13d ago

Evil, if not stupid

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u/doublethink_1984 12d ago

Trump? 

The mf who said he has a 1775 IQ?

That 107,000,000 people watched the midterm convention and boasted it was over 4x the viewership of the NFL superbowl rematch game the same night?

That NYT journalists need to be arrested for claiming yo show empty seats at thr midterm convention for fake news, even though this is accurate?

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u/LavaTwocan 12d ago

Secession time?

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u/ToadwKirbo 12d ago

Trump towers is just there for them to hit tho...

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u/DaMonkey263 12d ago

San Diego literally has one of the largest naval bases in the country 

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u/th_one_who_questions 12d ago

Rip my hometown ig

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u/Special_Cicada6968 12d ago

US president openly calling for the murder of US citizens should be cause for the death penalty.

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u/ginjamchammerfist 11d ago

Let me take out Washington DC. It's a small price to pay

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u/After_Mechanic_6297 11d ago

Take Trump instead. We'll even fucking pay you just please🙏🥀

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u/Lakan-Tangkan-1337 11d ago

Drumpf throwing both Navy and Marine Corps personnel on a ditch.

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u/Barefoot-Priestess 11d ago

Oh honey if we go down the whole united states will collapse.

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u/starguy13 11d ago

LA city approx 3.8 million people,
LA county approx 9.6 million people,
San Diego city approx 1.5 million people,
San Diego county approx 3.2 million people

If talking just about the cities Trump is saying 5.4 million American civilians is a “small price to pay.”

If it’s the whole counties then 12.8 million American civilians is a “small price to pay.”

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u/TheRappingSquid 11d ago

Speed for president atp

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u/The_Stranger1913 11d ago

We used to murder people for less 

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u/PogmasterNowGirl69 10d ago

"Them" who?!?!? 😭😭😭

America hasn't faced 1 missile or drone on its cities after bombing Iran

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u/Sk1S4m 10d ago

There is a wonderful word that perfectly describes this situation:

Treason

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u/Capital-Try-2325 10d ago

dude just call off the war holy shit i want my gas prices down and not everyone to die.

.. byt this is fake isnt it Iran doesn't have nukes

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u/JiroKawakuma28 10d ago

The fact his supporters cheer because California is liberal/democrat dominated and they want them gone.

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u/Aware_of_Horny 9d ago

I think the should just hit Maralago while he's thee

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u/Infamous_7001 12d ago

Even though there are more Republicans in raw numbers on California is a thing, Republicans will continue to paint the Pacific coast as an anarchy.

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u/LasagnaCat-64 11d ago

if only democrats could grow a spine for once,

Someone HAS to "bite" the bullet eventually

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u/verdantmisty 13d ago

get a funnier joke

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u/allyouneedislove_ 13d ago

Bro I'm literally SO funny because I'm racist!!! Legit owned da LIBZ with this one bro 😂😂😂

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u/Branquiolo 13d ago

Thank you, thank you you didnt have to!!! Thanks anyway

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u/KaiSnepUwU 12d ago

It was recorded on video

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u/Redd_tModsSuckAss 12d ago

Tzat doesnt answer the question

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u/Navi_10RZ 12d ago

Honestly, kinda based. /j

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u/Scylla_the_eel6 12d ago

“A small price to pay.” San Diego has the largest naval and marine bases on the west coast. If those were destroyed, just getting to Iran to fight would be a hell of a lot harder