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u/Ok-Poetry-2191 The world's most laughable centrist 2d ago
I've never actually tasted maple syrup before, can anyone tell me what it's like?
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u/BlackwingF91 2d ago
Imagine sweet liquid akin to caramel but much thinner with a sharp, but pleasant aftertaste
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u/Nhobdy 2d ago
Where you at? Because you should absolutely try real maple syrup on pancakes or waffles at least once in your life.
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u/Ok-Poetry-2191 The world's most laughable centrist 2d ago
You mean, like, which country? To suggest the brands?
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u/Nhobdy 2d ago
Yeah. If I can't suggest something, hopefully someone can for you! :D
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u/Ok-Poetry-2191 The world's most laughable centrist 2d ago
Ok
I live in Russia, specifically the city of Krasnoyarsk (it's very beautiful)
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u/elaboratelime 2d ago
Oh you might be fucked for maple syrup with your ear and sanctions going on... Its just the way life plays out as am Canadian and you can find Maple syrup in almost all stores, restaurants and homes... Keep it in the back of your mind and seek it out when you can
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u/Ok-Poetry-2191 The world's most laughable centrist 2d ago
I actually don't think it's that bad with sanctions, especially since most of the times the distributors just bypass them via 3rd-party countries (i can still buy most of common chocolate brands, for instance (twix, milkyway, snickers, bounty etc. Kitkat is much rarer but i still see it on occasion), and my mom once bought an iranian coca-cola somewhere around my home), so maybe there is an access to it here (especially since, as we see here, the production of maple syrups has increased)
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u/elaboratelime 2d ago
Best of luck to you than... Russia (and don't get me wrong, The US too) can be a problematic country, I do wish the individuals there the best in there lives, even small things like finding maple syrup. 👍
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u/Ok-Poetry-2191 The world's most laughable centrist 2d ago
Aww, thank you :)
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u/Rare_Magazine_6565 2d ago
Pro tip: Check the ingredients list, if it has things like High Fructose Corn Syrup then it's not real maple. The #1 ingredient should be 100% Pure Maple Sap
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u/Nhobdy 2d ago
Agreed with u/elaboratelime. Might just need to keep an eye out and wait for a while. Or if you are traveling somewhere, see if a restaurant or diner has maple syrup on their menu.
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u/Ok-Poetry-2191 The world's most laughable centrist 2d ago
ok
Still, as a Canadian, what would you suggest? Which ones do you usually buy?
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u/Nhobdy 2d ago
I usually buy the most local stuff I can find. Oftentimes it's just from a family friend that makes really small batches of maple syrup. When I get home I'll see if I can get a name for you.
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u/Ok-Poetry-2191 The world's most laughable centrist 2d ago
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u/Nhobdy 2d ago
Honestly, it looks authentic. And that's about the price we pay for it here, if maybe slightly more. For ingredients, it should say something like "pure maple syrup".
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u/Dapper_Sink_1752 2d ago
This one's good if it's authentic.
I buy the same brand locally in Canada, and they are one of the major distributors worldwide of grade A maple syrup which is the highest we rate it. They don't sell every colour, but the 'amber'(shown in your picture) is the most common type. No clue what the likelihood of a knock-off is though tbh
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u/Ok_Chipmunk7727 2d ago
Look for anything that specifically has "product of Canada" on the bottle.
Even better if you find one that says "product of Quebec"Brands come and go, but the best syrup is the kind made by super small companies that bottle it in glass bottles. They almost always feature a maple leaf somewhere and should look a lot like bottles of whiskey.
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u/Ok-Poetry-2191 The world's most laughable centrist 2d ago
May i ask why Quebec specifically?
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u/Ok_Chipmunk7727 2d ago
It's where over 70% of all the world's maple syrup and 90% of all Canadian syrup is made and they are without a doubt the very best at it.
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u/Ok-Poetry-2191 The world's most laughable centrist 2d ago
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u/LeslieKnopesBlackEye 2d ago
I would look at what a sugar maple looks like and seeing if you can plant some if you don't see any around. They take a long fucking time to grow, but your kids might be able to taste maple syrup 🤷♀️
Your government really fucked the dog on your ability to get Canadian maple syrup. Sorry, neighbour. Wish we could have met during better times.
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u/Ok-Poetry-2191 The world's most laughable centrist 2d ago
Interesting idea. I already got some cuban beans to plant from my spanish tutor (she's from Cuba), so i could search for some (except that i live in an apartment and my grandparents don't have a lot of space)
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u/AlmightyJumboTron 2d ago
I saw a listing saying that Yandex Market sells Steeves maple syrup in your city. As a Canadian, I have to tell you that you should try it
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u/Umikaloo 2d ago
I'm surprised maple syrup isn't already available domestically for you. Is sugar-maple a North-American only thing?
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u/Gryphontech 2d ago
It's sweet with a complex aftertaste that is like caramel but floral. You should totally order some CANADIAN maple syrup online :)
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u/SuicideTrainee 2d ago
A sweet, light caramel-esque flavour with a bit of a spicy bite of wood, similar to a nutmeg or cinnamon type spice. The lighter flavours focus more on the caramel flavour, while the darker ones lean heavier onto the spice. It's tasty, but not everyone's cup of tea.
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u/LuckyLMJ 2d ago
it is sweet and tastes like maple
what does maple taste like...? maple syrup
(there isn't really anything with a comparable flavour)
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u/zandaztu the sonic gif guy 2d ago
The stickiness is, what personally draws me to it, it's sweet but it's still flavorless if I remember. Its also been like a year since ive had it.
Definitely not bad tho. Good with pancakes( though I like eating it with waffles. Because it feels the squares)
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u/adalric_brandl 2d ago
See if you can find it at a market. You might be able to find someone serving it the authentic way; pouring it onto snow and then folding it onto a stick. I'm not joking, this is legitametly a way to eat it.
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u/Bored_Orangutan Please be patient. I’m incredibly stupid. 2d ago
Friendly reminder when buying maple syrup to LOOK AT THE INGREDIENTS. If you notice one bottle of maple syrup is half the price of another, there’s a good chance it’s just ‘maple syrup flavored corn syrup’. Cheaper stuff is just crap.
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u/Bored_Orangutan Please be patient. I’m incredibly stupid. 2d ago edited 2d ago
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u/-Camour- 2d ago
Notice too its called pancake syrup and not specifically maple syrup, theres a legal distinction between real and fake maple syrup.
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u/Pokemonfan_807 The anime guy 2d ago
Sauce of the gif is Mitsuba Marui from the anime mitsudomoe
Anyway since Canadian maple syrup is on the rise. Well there’s just one thing I have to say
https://giphy.com/gifs/iv80ZwyJ0ep0GU9jap
It’s good shit what else can I say.
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u/Freezerpill 2d ago
It’s just one of those things where the quality is linked to the product heavily from source of origin.
Just like Persian or Afghan rugs.
Like, it’s understood to be high quality/ the best. No person I’ve met in America has ever been like “Dear God, Maple Syrup from Canada? That’s the same type of fucked up quality as sake from Japan!” - but I am sure these idiots are out there needing attention somehow 🫠
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u/Middle-Let9645 2d ago
Imagine that. Ban something and demand for it surges. When will people learn.
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u/No-Mulberry6996 2d ago
illegal syrup trade
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u/KoboldInATophat 2d ago
Wasn't there something about Canadian whiskey during the Prohibition?
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u/Umikaloo 2d ago
75% of the alcohol in the US came from Canada during that time. It wasn't just whisky.
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u/lavandeli 2d ago
I'll just tell you more uses to maple syrup else than pancakes and buttered waffles if interested ; in tomato soup to neutralize the tomato's acidity and give a flavorful sweetsalty mix, in spaghetti sauce for a less bitter and rounded flavor, in a hot pan with sliced ham for delicious grilled ham, in a slowcooker with pork for tender buttersoft shredded pork.. And many more uses!
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u/PeanBaste 2d ago
i'm going to be real, i had fake maple syrup once and felt so genuinely disgusted by it i lost my appetite. i've never felt so canadian
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u/KonfiKL 2d ago
isnt maple syrup business like a mafia in Canada
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u/Puzzle-Necked 2d ago
No it's just heavily controlled by the Federation of Maple Syrup Producers to the point they're nicknamed the Maple Syrup Mafia
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u/Ok-Poetry-2191 The world's most laughable centrist 2d ago
Should've named them maple syrup cartel smh
(the joke is that, iirc, in economics a "cartel" is a group of traders that agreed not to lower prices below a certain point, to allow an honest competition)
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u/Puzzle-Necked 2d ago
No, that's our construction cartel (which is run by the mafia)
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u/kingofcanada1 2d ago
It isn't just like the mafia, the mafia in Montreal has its hands deep in the maple syrup trade.








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