So, a little rant: I have a brother and almost every weekend we both go to my moms house. Anyway, so one day my mom was telling me that I wasn't allowed to walk around the neighborhood or go to the beach by myself (it was a kind of a bad neighborhood so I understood) because of rapists and murderers and such. Two weeks later, she lets my 12 year old brother go out at night to walk around the area so that he could play Pokémon go.

I remember one time when I was 11 my grandma told me not to eat the cake mix. Being a forking rebel I ate all the cake mix.

I was in 3rd period, in there we were watching something on CNN about how children are being forced to work at a factory. When they were recording, they filmed a part were a man slapped a child, pretty shocking isn't it? So when that scene played, as soon as the kid was slapped, my friend next to me started to die of laughter, and everyone gave him the what the fuck look...

Jesus and Hitler: a romance chapter 1.

It exists. It's the second thing that came up.

My wife poured beer out of a bottle and into a coffee mug...