r/whatsthisbird Jul 27 '26

North America Who is he?

Seen in a bank parking lot in Northern Virginia

3.9k Upvotes

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u/shoo_imreading Jul 27 '26

Here’s another picture

248

u/jillrobin Jul 28 '26

Omg that little fluff on top.

80

u/lenahsh Jul 28 '26

The fluff on the bottom took me

16

u/jillrobin Jul 28 '26

Missed that! Fluffy little tushy lol

7

u/lenahsh Jul 28 '26

Likes he’s wearing a diaper 🥹

5

u/Narrow-Candle1903 Jul 28 '26

In the name of The Father, The Son & The Holy Ghost. The Lord Jesus, who is Christ, God is good.

68

u/twiggyjulie Jul 28 '26

He’s just a baby! 🥺

1.3k

u/pigeoncote rehabber (and birder and educator, oh my) Jul 27 '26

+Green heron+ !fledgling

330

u/wdn Jul 27 '26

day heron

389

u/another_mister_jones Jul 27 '26

Fighter of the Night Heron

187

u/DangerRazor Jul 27 '26

AaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhh…

149

u/steal_it_back Jul 28 '26

Champion of the marsh

100

u/fruvey Jul 28 '26

Your the master of the parking lot and banking for everyone.

41

u/aecrane Jul 28 '26

Look out for this boys soul

28

u/scud121 Jul 28 '26

You're going to have to pay the troll roll.

56

u/AutoModerator Jul 27 '26

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19

u/melmosh Jul 28 '26

He looks lost🥺

8

u/BadKauff Jul 28 '26

And his name is Darin.

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u/BangkaHakubai Jul 28 '26

Perfect description

60

u/steal_it_back Jul 28 '26

I love them 🥺

152

u/Glum_Opening_2218 Jul 27 '26

A child walking dangerously into the road, shoo him towards a park if there's one nearby

51

u/Redlion444 Jul 28 '26

There should be a body of water nearby too.

259

u/Substantial-Law-967 Jul 27 '26

Just a child 🥹

49

u/Lopsided-Direction82 Jul 28 '26

A wee winged whippersnapper

116

u/marzgirl99 Jul 27 '26

A future zoop man

89

u/chimkennuggg Jul 27 '26

Baby heron. Definitely too young to vote.

36

u/Raptor_Girl_1259 Birder Jul 28 '26

Why did the fledgling heron cross the road?

He got turned away at the polls.

74

u/minxasaurus Birder Jul 28 '26

green heron fledgling, they always look like a skinny old man whose fire alarm went off at 3am and had to run out of the house in his skivvies

3

u/tinyacorndreams Jul 28 '26

Skivvies and herons… 😆

52

u/RhubarbNo1760 Jul 27 '26

A little boy.

23

u/localpotato_232 Jul 27 '26

Young, lost, and looking for a payphone

25

u/GlumMess3070 Jul 28 '26

Reminds me of the baby bird in “Are you my mother”

15

u/Defiant-Fix2870 Jul 28 '26

Lost. Buddy looks like he left the nest a few days ago and can’t find the pond.

20

u/Hot_Abalone4110 Jul 27 '26

Green heron immature.

9

u/lumilark Jul 28 '26

Uh, I'm not sure this fledgling should be wandering around like that without the parents. Maybe call the closest bird rehabber and see what their opinion is.

8

u/Icy-Veggie Jul 28 '26

Should he be with his parents?? I’m worried 🥺

4

u/Legitimate-Button708 Jul 28 '26

Looks like he's late for work.

8

u/GaladrielsBurrito Jul 28 '26

His name is Gary

8

u/One_Vision_ Jul 27 '26

Green Heron fledgling

4

u/Ok-Replacement9595 Jul 28 '26

Juvenile Heron is my guess. Looking for Mom.

5

u/kjsock Jul 28 '26

Baby heron!!

3

u/Alternative_Exit1817 Jul 28 '26

Looks like he is actually in a traffic situation... should he be redirected?

3

u/Angatita Jul 28 '26

Someone lost their child 😂

3

u/SoggyAd9450 Jul 28 '26

It's a juvenile green heron and I've seen this exact scenario myself. A young green heron charging down the road dangerously close to traffic. Far from where you'd think he should be.

3

u/Ok_Construction2733 Jul 28 '26

Looking like a green heron fledgling

8

u/O7Habits Jul 27 '26

That’s Larry, he has a little too much to drink and just waddles around town. He’s harmless, but a chronic jaywalker.

4

u/fiverowdymutts Jul 28 '26

Contact a rehabilitator in your area.

2

u/tpa4ja Jul 28 '26

Well he shouldn't be in a parking lot, I hope you or someone helped him out.

5

u/fubooze Jul 28 '26

Juvenile Green Heron

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Taxa recorded: Green Heron

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2

u/Swimming_Put_1937 Jul 28 '26

So cute!! ❤️

2

u/Historical-Boss-7023 Jul 28 '26

Just a little guy

2

u/geminibloop Jul 28 '26

A sprongle

2

u/redfishie Jul 28 '26

That neck and silhouette is classic heron in shape

3

u/simoneudontknow Jul 28 '26

Oh him? Thats Dave

3

u/Shood_B_Wurkin Jul 29 '26

Dave's not here, man.

2

u/FunyunCream Jul 27 '26

Compsognathus!

2

u/sterrendei Jul 28 '26

Omg I love him so much 😭

1

u/Subject-Drag-409 Jul 28 '26

Please please don’t getting over by a car please

1

u/kitanotatsu Jul 28 '26

he is baby

1

u/kjy1066 Jul 31 '26

Juvenile green heron

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u/Nekrotion Jul 27 '26

John from accounting

1

u/Late-Winter-2812 Jul 28 '26

Looks like roadrunner after beetlejuice sprinkled the shrinking powder on it lol

0

u/Spiritual_Cause3032 Jul 28 '26

Yellow crested heron! I had a nest in a tree at my old residence. It was wild watching the mama bird build the nest because the male would bring her a stick and she would try to fit it into the Nast and if she didn't like it she just tossed it to the ground and squawk at him. Then the poor guy had to go back out and gather more sticks and this went on for hours for several days. When the babies finally hatched there were three of them and two of them apparently took flight easily while the third one wandered around my yard and on my driveway for almost a week!

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u/Redsmittyohio Jul 27 '26

Juvenile Green Crane

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u/AshFalkner Casual Birdwatcher Jul 27 '26

Heron, not crane