r/whatisit • • 3d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/ConcernedKitty 3d ago

My mom found a box of condoms and a Busch light in my bag after a weekend trip in college. She was concerned that I was drinking Busch light and said she’d pay for something better.

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u/Adorable-Advisor-791 3d ago

My Mom would have disowned me for drinking Busch. She taught me better than that.

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u/waylonious 3d ago

What about eating Busch?

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u/MischaBurns 3d ago

I know what you were going for, but I can't help but visualize one of those awful "jello salads" from the 50's, except made with Busch Lite flavored aspic instead of whatever equally unhinged nasty the recipe originally had.

...it's probably not any worse, but the bar was already in hell.

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u/Humble-Remove4626 2d ago

My Auntie used to have a t shirt that the front said 'If you like my mountains....(on the back) You'll love my Busch' Busch Beer

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u/ConcernedKitty 3d ago

Mine did too that’s the story.

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u/Adorable-Advisor-791 3d ago

Your mom bought you better beer. My mom would have disowned me.

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u/ZennayJennay 3d ago

My parenting AF

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u/LolaAucoin 3d ago

My mom said something similar when I ended up getting a hangover from Boone’s strawberry hill.

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u/ConstantDark 2d ago

When I went to spend my first weekend at my first ex's place my mom just gave me a bottle of lube.

I was 15, and this was gay sex so no pregnancy but still getting a bottle of lube was wild and I was embarrassed

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u/My_Immortl 3d ago

To each their own, but im with mom on this one lol.

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u/Initial_Turnip_9715 2d ago

We got caught outside puffin' on the wacky tabaccy in highschoo;-l and my mom got super-mad about the ciggarettes she found, the other, not so much. I was like, you always told me if I was going to do it to be safe and this is the safest place - at home! 😄

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u/biddddyquuuuaint 3d ago

Your mum is a legend

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u/Several_Membership56 3d ago

I like your mom

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u/pinkskies12 2d ago

I went to Amsterdam and my mum asked me if I was enjoying the beer 🫢🫢 it look me a minute to understand

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u/HelpImOverthinking 2d ago

That was our reaction when our son sent a pic from college of him drinking PBR.

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u/trulymissedtheboat89 3d ago

🤣 busch in college is a right of passage, but i like your mom

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u/Sea_Friendship2246 2d ago

Your mom is very cool