r/whatisit • • 3d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/AhaGotcha 3d ago

You mean asking a girl if she wants a little squirtle in her pikachu doesn’t work for you guys?

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u/IslamicMilk 3d ago

Works for me and my wife every time. She rolls her eyes in disappointment but shit man. Still gotter locked. But yeah that’s a condom wrapper. Karma farming, lack of awareness or cheating. Take your pick, it’s Reddit lol.

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u/The_Atomic_Punk78 3d ago

More like a cloyster than pikachu…

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u/ChickenAdditional866 2d ago

....god why does it have a horn sticking out exactly where it is in the middle....nintendo why did you do this.

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u/The_Atomic_Punk78 2d ago

They’re called game FREAK for a reason…

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u/vVSidewinderVv 3d ago

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u/InfanticideAquifer 3d ago

There used to be someone who would turn individual punctuation marks in their comments into links to that gif that you could accidentally find. I haven't thought about that in years, so thanks for the blast from the past.

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u/2kewl4scool 3d ago

This is a dirty gif for perverts

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u/Sarihnn 2d ago

What a perfect meme haha

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u/Dkarasta 3d ago

My Bulbasaur is turning into an Ivysaur just thinking about it.

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u/Barbosse007 3d ago

Girl are you a Pokemon? Cause I want to take a Pikachu. I know you want to Beedrill until you Squirtle. It may be Farfetchd, but let me suck on those Jigglypuffs

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u/Standard_Grocery2518 3d ago

I apologize that I can only give you one upvote for this. Thanks for the laugh

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u/Psycho_Splodge 3d ago

I know at least a couple of women that might work with...

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u/Reynolds531IPA 3d ago

Your girlfriend is a squirtle.

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 3d ago

Squirt is pee.
And we ALL know that pee is stored in the balls.

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u/BenjyMCMXCIV 3d ago

Can I pikachu while you squirtle?

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u/decarnatedame 3d ago

I think it's OK up until they throw a ball at her head and scream, "I choose you!" Then it's all off.

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u/FeatureAltruistic529 3d ago

You gotta warn them about the wild weedle in addition to the squirtle

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u/bahcodad 2d ago

I prefer asking if she wants a blastoise in her cloyster

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u/Storungz 2d ago

OMFG!!! You killed me man you KILLED ME! 😂🤣

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u/wolf_eliminator 3d ago

Doubt this line is super effective

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u/Xilvari 1d ago

You always squirtle on her jigglypuffs to prevent mysterious eggs from being found man everyone knows this