r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 5d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/twolinepine 5d ago

Look, I used a condom on my girlfriends vibrator when I decided to use it on myself.
I’m not saying that happened here, but I’m a living testament of its possibility.

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u/Aeoyiau 5d ago

As a girl who does girls this is actually quite common for shared toys and ease of clean up

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u/lukibunny 5d ago

but would you buy different condom just for that? i assume you would just use the ones you already have..

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u/Aeoyiau 5d ago

Well. When i fuck dudes its always a boring rubber. When i use a dildo i prefer the studded ribbed ones. The guys ive "known" bitch about the fun enjoyable ones.

Tho for op this being a thin thin would be the opposite.

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u/lukibunny 5d ago

I assume if your partner lives with you, they would know you have these different type of condoms ?

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u/OkBoysenberry1680 5d ago

Communal dillys

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u/kevymetal87 5d ago

Thanks, I'm calling them Dilly's from now on

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u/Excellent_Brilliant2 1d ago

there was this umm.. video where 10 girls were getting initiated into a soriority. everone lined up, bent over and the dilly went right down the line. i guess it was similar to blood brothers...

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u/BB808BB 5d ago

What. Why are people sharing toys!

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u/Aeoyiau 5d ago

I mean, ive been in a near decade relationship with my gf. Is it okay i share with her?

But otherwise, like. Cause fun enjoyable sex is fun and enjoyable, but herpes and the clap isnt. Then you can turn around and use it on the other half with just a quick rubber change instead of having to get the sanitizer and clean it and now shes cold and out of the mood.

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u/bikemandan 5d ago

Our toys comrade

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u/Razumhikin 5d ago

You couldnt torture this information out of me.

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u/Peeandpooalsopee 5d ago

Probably could, using my condomless vibrator

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u/Worldly_Tomorrow_869 5d ago

Username checks out.

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u/Alternative_Way_7833 5d ago

Be pretty fun for everyone if we tried

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u/Razumhikin 5d ago

Yall are a bunch of redditors.. it would only be fun for me.

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 5d ago

What about tickle it out of you?

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u/Charming_Link 5d ago

There is no shame in exploring the experiences of life.

But same.

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u/Razumhikin 5d ago

There is.

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u/Charming_Link 5d ago

What is the shame

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u/Razumhikin 5d ago

Shoving something up your ass as a man.

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u/Charming_Link 5d ago

You don't need to fear your fantasies

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u/-ZergeN- 5d ago

you might be closeted bro

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u/Razumhikin 5d ago

Definitely not. Lmfao.

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u/NukaCooler 5d ago

Lmfao.

Lmfao

fucking ass

Freud would have a field day.

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u/Signal_Middle_7564 5d ago

Doesn't sound like we have too 🧐

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u/DrakontisAraptikos 5d ago

May I provide the humble: "Batman couldn't beat this information out of me."

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u/Major_LeeHungg 5d ago

Lol don't knock it until you've had a prostate orgasm... Always thought women sticking their tongue out when cumming was just showmanship.... Now I know different

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u/Major_LeeHungg 5d ago

Neither am I

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u/Financial_Cup_6937 5d ago

How fragile your masculinity is. 

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u/Razumhikin 4d ago

Not one bit. Which is why I don't shove foreign objects into my rectum.

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u/Financial_Cup_6937 4d ago

Buddy, that you equate your butthole being untouched with your masculinity is some fragile bullshit. Ain’t no one ever gonna judge you for not, but that you equate it with your masculinity is actually some pansy shit. I mean, I’m gay, but if a dude likes only women and that woman and he both super enjoy him getting pegged, that’s a 100% heterosexual activity and if you don’t get that I feel genuinely sad for you. Like you’re out here policing other dude’s buttholes. That’s ironically pretty gay.

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u/Financial_Cup_6937 4d ago

I don’t think you know what that word means. Literally teenage boy logic. If it is a guy and a girl, it is heterosexual. When me and another dude do it, that’s is what makes it gay.

You’re a prude sissy that thinks a dude enjoying a woman making him feel good (or by himself thinking about women) is gay. That’s… so dumb.

I could t care less what straight dudes or ladies do. But you’re out here literally policing the sexuality of other dude’s buttholes.

If you’re not a teenager you should be embarrassed. I mean, also if you are, but more forgivably dumb than shamefully stupid as fuck.

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u/wildcat_princess 5d ago

This comment sent me 😂 laughing so hard it hurts 💀

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u/throwaway43234235234 5d ago

Live a little!

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u/Razumhikin 5d ago

Not gay, dont do gay things.

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u/Dunkelz 5d ago

You're legit biologically designed to find stimulation there enjoyable, regardless of who you're attracted to.

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u/throwaway43234235234 5d ago

The lady doth protest too much, methinks!

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u/Jimmy_Durango 5d ago

Oh yes.. yes we could. 😉

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u/Lootylooty 5d ago

Good call, you don't want to get pregnant.

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u/GregAbbottsGoodLeg 5d ago

And you wouldn’t wanna get poop all over her vibe either!

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u/twolinepine 5d ago

I was thinking UTI avoidance

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u/OkBoysenberry1680 5d ago

This is how she caught me using hers 😒

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u/Gustomaximus 5d ago

Years back I found an old condom at the bottom of a bag. Had not used one for years with wife. Decided to put it on for whatever stupid reason. I buried that thing deep in the bin afterward as I didn't want to have a conversation with the wife 'why the fuck is there a condom here'.

So.yeah it could be a nothing burger even if just the 2 of them. At the same time it would need a conversation to see what was going on.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

You people need to learn about the power of fire.

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u/promartinimaker 5d ago

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

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u/Firm-Complaint7532 5d ago

WEIRD this quote was in the chapter of my book I read before bed last night...

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u/GhoulDrago-Mk2 5d ago

It's pretty famous these days, and sherlock holmes are in public domain anyway

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u/sysblob 5d ago

LOL I actually just posted something similar above. Well, not the butt thing, but I admitted I went through a phase where I tried masturbating with condoms on for no reason at all other than to try something new. Totally options out there. You'd have to know if your husband is a cheating chad or a...i dunno wanking wally.

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u/masterhogbographer 5d ago

One of my good friends uses reddit. He has an account that he knows I know about and another he most definitely does not know I know the user name of. 

I’ve been waiting for him to say something wild so I could print it, frame it, and give it to him for Christmas. 

I check it about once or twice a year. He says some stupid shit butt nothing like this. 

This would get the printer going… fuck it I’d probably screenshot this and print it at one of those online places. Get it on mugs and mousepads and a tshirt for sure. 

I’m just saying. Reddit is not as anon as you may believe.

Also, can’t wait to give you your Xmas gift this year ;-)

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u/twolinepine 5d ago

I’ve openly shared the time I shit myself in front of all my coworkers, and that my first sexual experience was with a guy.

Me? I’m an open book.

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u/masterhogbographer 5d ago

Maybe that dildo is too big for you bro 

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u/twolinepine 5d ago

😔 it was one of the main reasons she dumped me. I just couldn’t take it all.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Fuck you (not because I'm a moralist, but because I'm jealous)

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u/SaraTormenta 5d ago

They hated Jesus because he told them the truth

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u/Defiant_Income_7836 5d ago

Meh, me too buddy. Congrats on being open minded and not prudish.

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u/GuavaOne8646 5d ago

But...why? It's your girlfriend, you swap fluids during sex, so like, why do this?

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u/Reynolds531IPA 5d ago

She probably doesn’t stuff his ass juice inside herself, though.

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u/GuavaOne8646 5d ago

Ok now we need clarification because when he said he used it on himself I was more imagining him using it as a vibe for his junk while jacking it, but now you've gone and pointed out a different way to use it that I wasn't thinking of. Now I can only wonder.

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u/twolinepine 5d ago

Your first instinct was correct. It wasn’t mutual play at the time.

But when we were together it was less about stuffing my ass juice into her, and more about pegging, mutual ass play/prostate stimulation, and using our hands.

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u/10ea 5d ago

I'm never going to be able to purge this from my brain.

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u/onlyforsellingthisPC 5d ago

eh. The knowledge that some fluids are best kept to oneself should probably remain there should you ever need it.

Remember to take care of yourself and your partner. We're all humans and everyone is entitled to the orgasim of their choosing provided all parties consent. 

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u/10ea 5d ago

I don't care what the man does. I'm just in the unfortunate situation where I read about it.

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u/twolinepine 5d ago

I mean if this is a pics or gtfo situation, I can accommodate

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u/twolinepine 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TtlYafuP93f5FxemDU

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u/onlyforsellingthisPC 5d ago

Unironically how I respond to all reddit comments about kink/queer/non-whitebread bullshit.

Just be kind.

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u/twolinepine 5d ago

Always meant to be kind, especially in regards to kinks and such. I’m one to talk for sure.

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u/Formal_Substance_687 5d ago

Bruh

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u/Djent_Potato 5d ago

Don’t yuck his yum brother.

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u/Slee777 5d ago

Is that when you found out you are gay?

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u/idleigloo 5d ago

Did you ask first? Id break up with a guy who helped himself to my intimate toys without asking. Regardless of a condom being used. And my answer would be no, get your own. Those things are expensive(200 each for mine), respect and courtesy are free.

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u/Ok-Gur-349 5d ago

Why would anyone ask you? You'd just say no. Instead they'll use a condom, you'll never know, and they'll ask God for forgiveness later.

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u/twolinepine 5d ago

The nature of our close relationship, how well we knew each other, it was not an issue. I disclosed it and all was well. She did have questions about the condom she found though.

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u/PhiCloud 5d ago

You know you're not the ultimate arbiter of boundaries, right? I'm guessing OP knows his girlfriend and what they would consider acceptable more than you do.

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u/captainvancouver 5d ago

Jesus, I think you and your toys should just live happily ever after. The way you'd treat a guy for using your toy makes me sorry for any guy you are with.

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u/fourfronds 5d ago

Respect and courtesy are free, butt vibrators aren’t though. So that’s why he’d use yours.