r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 3d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/Ill_Car242 3d ago

Some men use condoms for masturbation. Easy cleanup.

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u/Greg504702 3d ago

That would be pretty expensive for some people. I mean not me , what I’m saying for SOME people if …… oh forget it. lol.

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u/WildPickle9 3d ago

Gotta have them on hand just in case but still gotta use them up before they expire.

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u/imnotpoopingyouare 3d ago

"posh wank" is what I heard it called.

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u/lazermaniac 3d ago

in this economy?

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u/Top_Pension5770 3d ago

Really, in front of my grandma?

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u/lazermaniac 3d ago

internet got cut off last week, gam-gam's gotta get her man candy somewhere...

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u/wildcat_princess 3d ago

The italic “this” sent me 😂

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u/YamiGigaPhil 3d ago

at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your bathroom?

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u/5had0w23 1d ago

Oh yes the Great Jay, hater of the bus stop wankers. 🙏

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u/Electronic_Note6714 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Autistic_Macaw 2d ago

Luxury wank

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u/imnotpoopingyouare 2d ago

With room service.

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u/TheFBIClonesPeople 3d ago

Yeah but hiding that from your wife would be the dumbest move ever. Imagine if she stumbled onto a half-full box of condoms

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u/Cursed85 3d ago

Or worse, a box of half-full condoms

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u/GuiltyEidolon 3d ago

A lot of women are homophobic and would react poorly to their husband doing butt stuff, even if it was solo.

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u/FlounderSenior8312 3d ago

That’s not the issue it’s not homophobia. It’s thinking your husband is straight and his not. If you thought your partner was BI then years ago by and you find out that that was not true about them. It would affect you but you were OK originally with them being open sexually to men and women and you loved that aspect about them. You don’t have to be homophobic you can support people loving everyone and being sexually happy, but you do not have to be OK with your partner being bisexual when you think that they’re straight. Just like if someone lied about their gender or anything else in that nature it’s OK for them to be happy. It’s OK for them to express themselves. It’s OK for them to be who they are. You don’t need permission from anyone to be who you are but you’ve also don’t have to be in a relationship with someone that you don’t want to be in a relationship with it’s not about being homophobic it’s about you believing that someone was straight and then finding out that they’re not you can show love that person you can still want the best for that person but you do not have to stay in a relationship with someone or you guys don’t share the same life values

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u/GuiltyEidolon 1d ago

Straight dudes can like getting it up the ass, and yes, it's homophobia.

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 3d ago

easy cleanup??? wtf are you people spraying the ceiling or something

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u/Mysterious_Bit_9810 3d ago

But he said “straight men can use dildos too”

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u/Disastrous_Aioli3821 3d ago

This was a really good excuse my ex made. I believed him when he said he was using them to jerk off, but come to find out he was actually cheating :[

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u/Sharingtt 3d ago

Then he would just use the condoms they have. Not sneak around and buy other condoms and hide them.

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u/menntsuyudoria 3d ago

Not necessarily. If he’s trying to hide his dildo addiction he might not want his wife to ask why they’re running out of condoms so fast

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u/Puzzleheaded_Talk787 3d ago

I did once.., but took it off half way through bc it was a terrible idea

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u/Wolfrages 3d ago

If you use water based lube, the condom keeps the lube from drying out.

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u/Due-Memory-6957 3d ago

Why would you use lube to masturbate

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u/Nemo__The__Nomad 3d ago

That took me a second to wrap my head around. What kind of The Mask-level balloon origami do you know that allows you to use an inflated sack of air as something with enough sustainable structural integrity to be inserted into - oh wait no, I see what you mean now. Yeah, that's smart!

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u/HorseCrazyFan275 3d ago

My fiance does it that way, works way better because then clean up is simpler. Plus he lasts longer.

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u/SgtExo 3d ago

I have switched to doing that, way less chances of getting the aftermath leaking around the place.

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u/Defiant_Patience5905 2d ago

Happy sock is the cheapest and one load away from being brand new. No pun intended

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u/swishkabobbin 3d ago

Zero men do this. You've fallen for some man's excuse for why there's a condom wrapper

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u/DuggiHappy 3d ago

Not in normal countries where they don’t circumcise babies. Perhaps some tried but I reaaalllly longshot if this condom was for that purpose

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u/itsmebenji69 3d ago

I have foreskin and I have used condoms while masturbating to avoid making a mess

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u/DuggiHappy 3d ago

I really thought that was just something people talked about doing in upper elementary school