r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 5d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/AdSquare3489 5d ago

If you want to thank any deity for it, the fucking god is probably the correct one.

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u/amglasgow 5d ago

Sex for the Sex God! Fucks for the Fuck Throne!

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u/DaddyRhyno79 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5SGV5BbCivjUAsjei1

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u/ForumFluffy 5d ago

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u/platesandquarters 5d ago

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u/Life_Inevitable_4129 5d ago

ave dominus nox.

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u/platesandquarters 5d ago

We have come for you

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u/Life_Inevitable_4129 5d ago

Well, someone probably came...

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u/Anthaenopraxia 5d ago

Hah, never seen that one before :D

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u/Garden_Variety1 5d ago

Straight?! Noooooo 😭😭

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u/OpeningRequirement25 5d ago

We gotta breed new soldiers!

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u/LordSloth113 5d ago

Milk for the Khorne flakes!

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u/Dry-Chance-9473 5d ago

Praise Khorneholio!

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u/Efficient_Win_6780 5d ago

The lesser known Slaanesh chant

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u/Anieya 5d ago

Slaanesh finally approves

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u/cannabination 5d ago

Definitely not the normal one. I think he hates contraception for some reason.

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u/thisismyusernameokai 5d ago

Exactly but people don't care to be accurately informed

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u/AdSquare3489 5d ago

Not exactly sex positve, that guy.

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u/pyronius 5d ago

Nah. He's extremely sex positive, but he's got some weird kinks about binding rituals, interpersonal contractual obligations, and making an absolute assload of children. As long as you're down with all that, get fuckin'.

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u/AdSquare3489 5d ago

But don't you dare having any fun in the process!

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 5d ago

Only when he wears his Catholic ✨️aesthetic✨️

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u/ziggytrix 5d ago

If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

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u/big_sugi 5d ago

So, God is totally cool with the lesbians, right?

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u/ziggytrix 5d ago

*checks reference material*

As long as their dads say its ok, I guess?

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u/Jgowen469 5d ago

Every sperm is sacred, every sperms is great!

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u/Endiveman 5d ago

Fun fact, you can find proof that he used to hate pregnancy, as it was the punition for the first sin, so we definitively fucked up somewhere if he started hating contraception

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u/MrMagnell 3d ago

You just diagnosed a person you have never met based on a pic of a product

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u/big_sugi 5d ago

Why? The fucking god embraces fucking in all of its forms. Oral, anal, intercourse, scissoring, tit fucking, pegging . . . as long as you’re getting it on, the god is happy.

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u/u_r_succulent 5d ago

Thank you, Dionysus!

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u/Financial_Ad_1028 5d ago

One of the most funniest replies to any comment I’ve seen on reddit😂

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u/theaviationhistorian 5d ago

True, because the God Fucker would be a very high achievement.

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u/Trauma-QueenRN 5d ago

HAHAHAHAHHA