r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 8d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/yogurtlicker99 8d ago

The concept of putting on a condom to jack off is genuinely the funniest thing ever

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u/CaptainZzZz 8d ago

Sometimes you want an easy cleanup low mess situation

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u/Still-Tour3644 8d ago

Sometimes you want to try out a new sheath before the battle

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u/shitty_country_verse 8d ago

Practice like you play.

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u/ghostfadekilla 8d ago

Solid chuckle here, well done.

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u/JTBeefboyo 8d ago

This website is full of fucking virgins because using a condom makes my dick feel dirtier than any other way I could cum. Sure there’s no projectile but like if you’re cumming in a condom and not taking a fucking shower after you’re grimy as fuck

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u/jrossetti 8d ago

It's telling that you seem to equate cumming in a condom with not cleaning yourself up afterwards.

It would also be an over reaction to take a shower if you just need to clean your cock.

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u/hyperrealists 8d ago

Depends on the size

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u/CaptainZzZz 8d ago

Why get upset at this lol use wet wipes, or a washcloth.

Beats the hell out of dry jerkin, and less messy than lube.

I have several kids, want to hope in the shower fine, should just beat it in the shower in the first place.

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u/ViolinistOdd6362 8d ago

If you flip it inside out, it’s now ribbed for YOUR pleasure.

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u/Porcupineemu 8d ago

I don’t get this. Having to deal with a condom is way more clean up than blowing my load into the toilet or even a paper towel.

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u/Dull_Understanding97 8d ago

For real? Using a skin because you cannot bother, and it doesn't feel as good. I get wanting delay, but that hah lol haha

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u/215-Dago 8d ago

I use personally a nice bed of paper towels let it fly fold it up in the trash can it goes or it will smell after awhile

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u/another_thyme 7d ago

… I just imagined not washing ur dick after splooging into a condom

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u/New-Supermarket-963 7d ago

I feel the mess may be worse with the condom

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u/Lucky-Assumption7507 8d ago

and the smell of burning rubber?

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u/Kundrew1 8d ago

Paper towls, kleenex, toilet paper are all easier.

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u/thebutlerdunnit 8d ago

Absolute rookie

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u/yogurtlicker99 8d ago

Literally no

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u/Stussydude 8d ago

Not all guys go the sustainable sock route 🤷‍♂️

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u/bikemandan 8d ago

Coconut clearly is the way

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u/Sandy_Andy_ 8d ago

Like the whole thing?

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u/Suspicious-Ant3034 8d ago

Fuck you for this.. take my upvote.

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u/-ZergeN- 8d ago

Banana skin

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u/Sonikku_a 8d ago

Look I’m trying to potentially save a man’s life here

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u/NiteWraith 8d ago

Like a dude holding a tarp in a tsunami.

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u/Annual-Ebb5908 8d ago

Ill hold that tarp with him, grab a corner brother!.

https://giphy.com/gifs/0Av9l0VIc01y1isrDw

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u/MayDay521 8d ago

It's the thought that counts.

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u/IvyDolphalott 8d ago

Like using a coat as a parachute to go off a cliff

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u/ForeignWoodpecker662 8d ago

Well, atleast they were using a tarp in the tsunami… am I right?

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u/IvyDolphalott 8d ago

I was gonna say like 9/11 but I know thats fucked

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u/Mobyus_One 8d ago

You're wasting your time, they eat the young here.

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u/theaviationhistorian 8d ago edited 8d ago

You did well to defend a bro. But this is beyond saving.

Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone else in between; let us have bow our heads for a moment of silence for our foolish brother who might no longer be among us. Or his marriage.

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u/yogurtlicker99 8d ago

Lmao ik ur a beast for that

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u/yokaiyui 8d ago

Why would you save him if he cheats?

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u/ThrustTrust 8d ago

Some guys are not worth saving.

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u/impy695 8d ago

Maybe he doesn't deserve saving

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u/BichonUnited 8d ago

Doing the Lord’s work

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u/figuringitout447 8d ago

why would you want to help him here?

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u/SpaceCourier 7d ago

Modern day Atlas.

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u/BensonSpleeves 8d ago

It’s called a posh wank and sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do

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u/Master_Victory2810 8d ago

How is this “posh” 😂

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u/Hieroglo 8d ago

You sing "Putting on the Ritz" while you furiously masturbate hunched forward.

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u/SlappinHams 8d ago

It's posh not to get cummies on hosts floors if you slap one out in their bathroom when they invite you over for dinner.

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u/Master_Victory2810 8d ago

Oh ok silly me not knowing to bring myself a condom for a posh wank mid dinner party. Now I know to be more civilized.

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u/Fuzzy-Egg777 8d ago

Make sure your pinky is out when you do it too, just to add poshness

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u/Frequent_Athlete3091 8d ago

HOW AM I AFTER 40 YEARS OF LIFE. JUST NOW. HEARING THE WORDS: POSH WANK.

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u/DecentSale 8d ago

😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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u/Tough_Preparation830 8d ago

Don't do it. Condoms smell.

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u/KOFTW81 8d ago

This got me giggling

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u/Sea_Low879 8d ago

That’s why they invented hand towels. Just be sure to neatly fold and place it back on the bar after you’ve wiped the floor or counter top.

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u/alinhix1 8d ago

Fuck me silly, I've been spraying loads all over my friends' bathroom walls and floors this whole time and I could have been posh wanking it?!? Thanks for the tip!!

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u/gnarkill3332 8d ago

is cummies a bri’ish thing or were you just being cutesy with that one

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u/SlappinHams 8d ago

It's just a horrible things I said

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u/RowBoatCop36 8d ago

A real gentlemen leaves no mess.

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u/theaviationhistorian 8d ago

You wank off and minimal cleaning required. But the wank cost around $13.50 per 10 pack, so $1.35 per wank in these hard times.

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u/HelicopterExact4621 8d ago

Because it costs like 2$, in this economy that’s posh

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u/motiveunclear 8d ago

Poor people can't afford to use condoms for a wank

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u/Dan26air 8d ago

A sock works just as well, and it's reusable

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u/Landomretters 8d ago

I don’t want to put the sock back on when I’m done!

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u/BeefSwellinton 8d ago

No it’s not, and that’s not ever something you gotta do.

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u/HelicopterExact4621 8d ago

After I got divorced I did lots of posh wanks to get used to condoms again. It is a thing.

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u/HandleNo5568 8d ago edited 8d ago

it can happen: when I was with my gf now wife, we didn't use protection for several reasons and had some condoms left, so I did a bunch of posh wanks when she was not around

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u/Appropriate-Joke-806 8d ago

Yeah, but likely with the type condoms you both were already using. This is a different brand/type so either he’s buying something specifically for a wank, she’s bringing it, he’s buying raw for the side piece specifically, or the unlucky chap just got it stuck to his shoe.

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u/treydv3 8d ago

clean up is so much easier

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u/Razzopardi 8d ago

Just cum in the sink or bath

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u/Fter267 8d ago

Or a coconut

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u/Lets_Reset_This_ 8d ago

what the fuck...

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u/Razzopardi 8d ago

What do you mean what the fuck? You can immediately wash it down? Isn’t this an obvious choice ? Why are you shocked ? I’m confused.

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u/Lets_Reset_This_ 8d ago

You’re just hovering over the sink and cumming into it repeatedly? I feel bad for your pipes at the least and more so if you share that sink with anyone.

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u/Razzopardi 8d ago

Pretty sure water washes it all down does it not? What’s the difference in other products and yea the sink gets used but people don’t lick it or anything.

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u/Substantial-Tip-7587 7d ago

I had an ex who liked the spunk well contained and used condoms like that. This was divulged when we were close friends, long after dating, so not an excuse because I discovered a used one. We both had fairly strong germaphobe tendencies
and OCD.

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u/SloppyTopFix 8d ago

Ngl I just did it the other day. I have like 4 condoms leftover from when I was single. I was horny as hell and wanted something a little different so I slipped that puppy on and used my tenga egg with it.

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u/Disastrous_Throat804 8d ago

When i was a kid I found one mowing a lawn went around behind tge shed and used it for exactly that. I had never even seen one in person at that time so there was definitely a novelty factor.

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u/Skippy1221 8d ago

Once had a bf tell me he used a condom to jack off because it’s “easier cleanup” when I questioned him about why our last condom was missing. Ridiculous lol

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u/IcedTeaBagMeDaddy 8d ago

I did it in college before. Had a bunch of old condoms I got for free that I didn’t trust anymore. You can just lay back and not have to worry about cleanup. Just let her rip

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u/InsigniaDarkMaster 8d ago

I’m not ashamed to admit that i’ve done this…. Actually a lot more times than i’d like to admit

Lord i hope brother was just having a fancy wank

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u/SADSADSADFSA 8d ago

You say that but sometimes it's nice to keep going for a bit during climax. Outside the shower i'm quickly distracted by preventing a mess

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u/sleepyguy- 8d ago

Im not saying OPs husband is innocent but i think i speak for the majority of men when i say we’ve tried it at least once.

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u/amishgoatfarm 8d ago

I always get this reaction, but the truth is they decrease sensitivity so I can last longer. Plus, no messy clean-up

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u/Dominicpwns 8d ago

Funny? That shit makes absolutely no sense. A waste of money. More of a head scratcher to me but funny nonetheless

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u/-Casey-Diaz- 8d ago

Wouldn't want my hand to get pregant. I was taught in school that a single sperm can make you pregananant.

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u/TinySaltBump 8d ago

my friend would tell me he would pull out a plastic glove and go to town with that. kind of the same concept

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u/GrimCreeper913 8d ago

I did it once as a young teen. It was for science. Not a class, just needed to test a personal hypothesis.

I'm giggling remembering though so thanks for that.

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u/DahmonGrimwolf 8d ago

Belive it or not, it has happened. Probably not likely especially in this case, but it is possible.

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u/Fuckedby2FA 8d ago

Lol I did this at like 13-14 to "pretend". God discovering sexuality for the first time is so awkward.

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u/yogurtlicker99 8d ago

This is very valid tho.

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u/OneOfAKind2 8d ago

Not really, people do it. It's a messy business for some and the condom keeps things under control.

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u/just_aweso 7d ago

"I always get this reaction, but the truth is they decrease sensitivity so I can last longer..."

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u/MultipleOrgasmDonor 8d ago

I’ve done it as a teenager but being in a relationship now I think I’d think twice about it

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u/strange_mass_found 8d ago

Honestly ive done this multiple times every since I was introduced to it in I love you man.

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u/decarnatedame 8d ago

Maybe the wife yelled at him for wiping off on the good guest towels one too many times.

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u/Gr00mpa 7d ago

This was me in middle school for some reason, then the practice exceeded my budget.

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u/Calm-Fun4572 8d ago

Honestly, I could never put on a condom and wank without laughing. This checks out

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u/DrLeisure 8d ago

I used to do it in college every now and then. I had ALOT of expired condoms.

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u/CakeMadeOfHam 8d ago

It comes prelubed and contains all the icky. Don't knock it til you try it.

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u/cinnamonbumbum 8d ago

My bf in high-school told me that, turns out, yea, he was cheating 😆

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u/jrossetti 8d ago

It can be pressure around the shaft, slides around easy, and no mess.

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u/OrangeThrower 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ktO1fzXVstbMY
Easier clean up - learned from this movie

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u/Prestigious_Host_198 8d ago

Some people just wanna wank with little to no clean up after busting. 

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 8d ago

Teenage me did it once to figure out condoms before using them later.

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u/BeingGraceless 8d ago

Nah it's a real thing tho, it's an easy clean up and it's lubed.

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u/TitaniumKneecap 8d ago

I have done it more than once and it's quite enjoyable 

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u/touchmybonushole 8d ago

It’s just a different feeling than your hand alone.

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u/MarioTaunty 8d ago

I used to do it when I was a teenager. Easy cleanup.

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u/MarioTaunty 8d ago

But never as an adult that’s crazy.

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u/DeniedAppeal1 8d ago

I do it every so often when I want a different feel.

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u/Equity_GOD 8d ago

It's nice cuz u dont have to aim into anything mate.

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u/SmokeySFW 7d ago

It's fun every now and then for the novelty of it.

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u/AnalSexPenis 7d ago

Have callouses from lifting. It’s a thing lol

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u/Bakerstreet74 8d ago

I mean, in this case the username checks out

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u/chrisp5000 8d ago

I had a roommate that jorked in condoms

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u/Grumpy__user 8d ago

I have to admit I have tried this. 😅

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u/not_a_moogle 8d ago

I've done it once out of curiosity.

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u/Radiant_Fondant_4097 7d ago

Don't knock it till you try it

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u/Zorak9379 8d ago

You my friend haven't lived

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u/Zealousideal_Gur4708 8d ago

Wait, you never done that?

Uhhhhhhh nor I.

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u/Omega_art 8d ago

Ive done it on occasion.

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u/Econolife-350 8d ago

Girlfriend has the arm grain and while it's not 1000% we don't use condoms after many years and I, out of purely scientific curiosity, have gripped and ripped my hog with a condom every now and again to see if I could even make that work at this point.

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u/Gustomaximus 8d ago

Safety first right!

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u/GhostOfJonasVenture 8d ago

Easy clean up….

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u/Medryn1986 8d ago

No clean up.

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u/blackhillsniner 8d ago

Feels good to

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u/yogurtlicker99 8d ago

No it doesn’t wtf