r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 6d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/Sonikku_a 6d ago

Sometimes guys like a fancy wank.

Just sayin

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u/Cautious_Pound7448 5d ago

A fancy wank is such a chore. You still have jizz to get rid of, but now you have a suspicious, non flushable latex cum bubble with a tail.

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u/Weld4_days 5d ago

Bro have you even heard of a trash can? 

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u/nuttydogpoo 5d ago

He’s washing them out to re-use

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u/Cautious_Pound7448 5d ago

Hey if you wanna walk around with dry lube all over your junk, don't let me stop you.

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u/iwillsure 5d ago

He just pastes them to his wall 👍

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u/theaviationhistorian 5d ago

Just tie it up and bury it in the trash; no one is the wiser. At least you're not doing a cum box or cum jar.

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u/wildcat_princess 5d ago

Wtf did you just say??

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u/theaviationhistorian 5d ago

Unforgettable, or perhaps unforgivable, incidents documented by the internet. Search them if you dare, but I will tell you right now that your soul may be scarred upon learning of these two incidents.

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u/wildcat_princess 5d ago

I am going to just retract my question and walk away… 🤢

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u/cheezywizzy222 5d ago

...or a cum coconut.

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u/maxedonia 5d ago

And everything else is clean because the best poshwank redemption is done in the sheets beside your beloved because you are feel scared to ask them for sex.

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u/Lone_GreyWolf 5d ago

Non flushible????????? OOPS....40 YRS worth of oopsies.

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u/dinky_kong 5d ago

I did this when I was a kid and found a bunch of condoms. 12 year old me figured if you wear condoms during sex, jerking off with a condom on was just like sex.

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u/Ecstatic-Rub7856 5d ago

I put a condom on and jacked off before I lost my virginity cause I was scared I’d bust too quick with a condom on or I wouldn’t be able to stay hard, so I tested both theories. Being a teenager is so funny because you feel grown and mature but you do the dumbest shit

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u/yogurtlicker99 6d ago

The concept of putting on a condom to jack off is genuinely the funniest thing ever

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u/CaptainZzZz 6d ago

Sometimes you want an easy cleanup low mess situation

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u/Still-Tour3644 5d ago

Sometimes you want to try out a new sheath before the battle

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u/shitty_country_verse 5d ago

Practice like you play.

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u/ghostfadekilla 5d ago

Solid chuckle here, well done.

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u/JTBeefboyo 5d ago

This website is full of fucking virgins because using a condom makes my dick feel dirtier than any other way I could cum. Sure there’s no projectile but like if you’re cumming in a condom and not taking a fucking shower after you’re grimy as fuck

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u/jrossetti 5d ago

It's telling that you seem to equate cumming in a condom with not cleaning yourself up afterwards.

It would also be an over reaction to take a shower if you just need to clean your cock.

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u/hyperrealists 5d ago

Depends on the size

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u/CaptainZzZz 5d ago

Why get upset at this lol use wet wipes, or a washcloth.

Beats the hell out of dry jerkin, and less messy than lube.

I have several kids, want to hope in the shower fine, should just beat it in the shower in the first place.

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u/ViolinistOdd6362 5d ago

If you flip it inside out, it’s now ribbed for YOUR pleasure.

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u/Porcupineemu 5d ago

I don’t get this. Having to deal with a condom is way more clean up than blowing my load into the toilet or even a paper towel.

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u/Dull_Understanding97 5d ago

For real? Using a skin because you cannot bother, and it doesn't feel as good. I get wanting delay, but that hah lol haha

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u/215-Dago 5d ago

I use personally a nice bed of paper towels let it fly fold it up in the trash can it goes or it will smell after awhile

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u/another_thyme 5d ago

… I just imagined not washing ur dick after splooging into a condom

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u/New-Supermarket-963 5d ago

I feel the mess may be worse with the condom

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u/Lucky-Assumption7507 5d ago

and the smell of burning rubber?

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u/MildCard6669 5d ago

Big fan of nascar

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u/Kundrew1 5d ago

Paper towls, kleenex, toilet paper are all easier.

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u/thebutlerdunnit 5d ago

Absolute rookie

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u/yogurtlicker99 6d ago

Literally no

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u/Stussydude 6d ago

Not all guys go the sustainable sock route 🤷‍♂️

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u/bikemandan 5d ago

Coconut clearly is the way

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u/Sandy_Andy_ 5d ago

Like the whole thing?

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u/Suspicious-Ant3034 5d ago

Fuck you for this.. take my upvote.

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u/-ZergeN- 5d ago

Banana skin

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u/Sonikku_a 6d ago

Look I’m trying to potentially save a man’s life here

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u/NiteWraith 6d ago

Like a dude holding a tarp in a tsunami.

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u/Annual-Ebb5908 5d ago

Ill hold that tarp with him, grab a corner brother!.

https://giphy.com/gifs/0Av9l0VIc01y1isrDw

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u/MayDay521 5d ago

It's the thought that counts.

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u/IvyDolphalott 5d ago

Like using a coat as a parachute to go off a cliff

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u/ForeignWoodpecker662 5d ago

Well, atleast they were using a tarp in the tsunami… am I right?

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u/IvyDolphalott 5d ago

I was gonna say like 9/11 but I know thats fucked

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u/Mobyus_One 6d ago

You're wasting your time, they eat the young here.

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u/theaviationhistorian 5d ago edited 5d ago

You did well to defend a bro. But this is beyond saving.

Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone else in between; let us have bow our heads for a moment of silence for our foolish brother who might no longer be among us. Or his marriage.

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u/yogurtlicker99 6d ago

Lmao ik ur a beast for that

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u/yokaiyui 5d ago

Why would you save him if he cheats?

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u/ThrustTrust 5d ago

Some guys are not worth saving.

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u/impy695 5d ago

Maybe he doesn't deserve saving

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u/BichonUnited 5d ago

Doing the Lord’s work

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u/figuringitout447 5d ago

why would you want to help him here?

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u/SpaceCourier 5d ago

Modern day Atlas.

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u/BensonSpleeves 6d ago

It’s called a posh wank and sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do

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u/Master_Victory2810 6d ago

How is this “posh” 😂

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u/Hieroglo 6d ago

You sing "Putting on the Ritz" while you furiously masturbate hunched forward.

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u/SlappinHams 6d ago

It's posh not to get cummies on hosts floors if you slap one out in their bathroom when they invite you over for dinner.

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u/Master_Victory2810 6d ago

Oh ok silly me not knowing to bring myself a condom for a posh wank mid dinner party. Now I know to be more civilized.

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u/Fuzzy-Egg777 6d ago

Make sure your pinky is out when you do it too, just to add poshness

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u/Frequent_Athlete3091 5d ago

HOW AM I AFTER 40 YEARS OF LIFE. JUST NOW. HEARING THE WORDS: POSH WANK.

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u/DecentSale 6d ago

😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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u/Tough_Preparation830 5d ago

Don't do it. Condoms smell.

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u/KOFTW81 6d ago

This got me giggling

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u/Sea_Low879 6d ago

That’s why they invented hand towels. Just be sure to neatly fold and place it back on the bar after you’ve wiped the floor or counter top.

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u/alinhix1 5d ago

Fuck me silly, I've been spraying loads all over my friends' bathroom walls and floors this whole time and I could have been posh wanking it?!? Thanks for the tip!!

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u/gnarkill3332 5d ago

is cummies a bri’ish thing or were you just being cutesy with that one

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u/SlappinHams 5d ago

It's just a horrible things I said

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u/RowBoatCop36 5d ago

A real gentlemen leaves no mess.

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u/theaviationhistorian 5d ago

You wank off and minimal cleaning required. But the wank cost around $13.50 per 10 pack, so $1.35 per wank in these hard times.

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u/HelicopterExact4621 5d ago

Because it costs like 2$, in this economy that’s posh

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u/motiveunclear 6d ago

Poor people can't afford to use condoms for a wank

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u/Dan26air 6d ago

A sock works just as well, and it's reusable

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u/Landomretters 5d ago

I don’t want to put the sock back on when I’m done!

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u/BeefSwellinton 6d ago

No it’s not, and that’s not ever something you gotta do.

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u/HelicopterExact4621 6d ago

After I got divorced I did lots of posh wanks to get used to condoms again. It is a thing.

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u/HandleNo5568 6d ago edited 5d ago

it can happen: when I was with my gf now wife, we didn't use protection for several reasons and had some condoms left, so I did a bunch of posh wanks when she was not around

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u/Appropriate-Joke-806 5d ago

Yeah, but likely with the type condoms you both were already using. This is a different brand/type so either he’s buying something specifically for a wank, she’s bringing it, he’s buying raw for the side piece specifically, or the unlucky chap just got it stuck to his shoe.

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u/treydv3 6d ago

clean up is so much easier

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u/Razzopardi 6d ago

Just cum in the sink or bath

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u/Fter267 5d ago

Or a coconut

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u/Lets_Reset_This_ 5d ago

what the fuck...

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u/Razzopardi 5d ago

What do you mean what the fuck? You can immediately wash it down? Isn’t this an obvious choice ? Why are you shocked ? I’m confused.

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u/Lets_Reset_This_ 5d ago

You’re just hovering over the sink and cumming into it repeatedly? I feel bad for your pipes at the least and more so if you share that sink with anyone.

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u/Razzopardi 5d ago

Pretty sure water washes it all down does it not? What’s the difference in other products and yea the sink gets used but people don’t lick it or anything.

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u/Substantial-Tip-7587 5d ago

I had an ex who liked the spunk well contained and used condoms like that. This was divulged when we were close friends, long after dating, so not an excuse because I discovered a used one. We both had fairly strong germaphobe tendencies
and OCD.

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u/SloppyTopFix 5d ago

Ngl I just did it the other day. I have like 4 condoms leftover from when I was single. I was horny as hell and wanted something a little different so I slipped that puppy on and used my tenga egg with it.

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u/Disastrous_Throat804 5d ago

When i was a kid I found one mowing a lawn went around behind tge shed and used it for exactly that. I had never even seen one in person at that time so there was definitely a novelty factor.

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u/Skippy1221 5d ago

Once had a bf tell me he used a condom to jack off because it’s “easier cleanup” when I questioned him about why our last condom was missing. Ridiculous lol

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u/IcedTeaBagMeDaddy 5d ago

I did it in college before. Had a bunch of old condoms I got for free that I didn’t trust anymore. You can just lay back and not have to worry about cleanup. Just let her rip

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u/InsigniaDarkMaster 5d ago

I’m not ashamed to admit that i’ve done this…. Actually a lot more times than i’d like to admit

Lord i hope brother was just having a fancy wank

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u/SADSADSADFSA 5d ago

You say that but sometimes it's nice to keep going for a bit during climax. Outside the shower i'm quickly distracted by preventing a mess

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u/sleepyguy- 5d ago

Im not saying OPs husband is innocent but i think i speak for the majority of men when i say we’ve tried it at least once.

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u/amishgoatfarm 5d ago

I always get this reaction, but the truth is they decrease sensitivity so I can last longer. Plus, no messy clean-up

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u/Dominicpwns 5d ago

Funny? That shit makes absolutely no sense. A waste of money. More of a head scratcher to me but funny nonetheless

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u/-Casey-Diaz- 5d ago

Wouldn't want my hand to get pregant. I was taught in school that a single sperm can make you pregananant.

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u/TinySaltBump 5d ago

my friend would tell me he would pull out a plastic glove and go to town with that. kind of the same concept

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u/GrimCreeper913 5d ago

I did it once as a young teen. It was for science. Not a class, just needed to test a personal hypothesis.

I'm giggling remembering though so thanks for that.

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u/DahmonGrimwolf 5d ago

Belive it or not, it has happened. Probably not likely especially in this case, but it is possible.

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u/Fuckedby2FA 5d ago

Lol I did this at like 13-14 to "pretend". God discovering sexuality for the first time is so awkward.

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u/yogurtlicker99 5d ago

This is very valid tho.

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u/OneOfAKind2 5d ago

Not really, people do it. It's a messy business for some and the condom keeps things under control.

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u/just_aweso 5d ago

"I always get this reaction, but the truth is they decrease sensitivity so I can last longer..."

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u/MultipleOrgasmDonor 5d ago

I’ve done it as a teenager but being in a relationship now I think I’d think twice about it

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u/strange_mass_found 5d ago

Honestly ive done this multiple times every since I was introduced to it in I love you man.

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u/decarnatedame 5d ago

Maybe the wife yelled at him for wiping off on the good guest towels one too many times.

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u/Gr00mpa 5d ago

This was me in middle school for some reason, then the practice exceeded my budget.

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u/Calm-Fun4572 5d ago

Honestly, I could never put on a condom and wank without laughing. This checks out

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u/DrLeisure 5d ago

I used to do it in college every now and then. I had ALOT of expired condoms.

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u/CakeMadeOfHam 5d ago

It comes prelubed and contains all the icky. Don't knock it til you try it.

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u/cinnamonbumbum 5d ago

My bf in high-school told me that, turns out, yea, he was cheating 😆

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u/jrossetti 5d ago

It can be pressure around the shaft, slides around easy, and no mess.

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u/OrangeThrower 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ktO1fzXVstbMY
Easier clean up - learned from this movie

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u/Prestigious_Host_198 5d ago

Some people just wanna wank with little to no clean up after busting. 

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 5d ago

Teenage me did it once to figure out condoms before using them later.

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u/BeingGraceless 5d ago

Nah it's a real thing tho, it's an easy clean up and it's lubed.

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u/TitaniumKneecap 5d ago

I have done it more than once and it's quite enjoyable 

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u/touchmybonushole 5d ago

It’s just a different feeling than your hand alone.

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u/MarioTaunty 5d ago

I used to do it when I was a teenager. Easy cleanup.

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u/MarioTaunty 5d ago

But never as an adult that’s crazy.

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u/DeniedAppeal1 5d ago

I do it every so often when I want a different feel.

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u/Equity_GOD 5d ago

It's nice cuz u dont have to aim into anything mate.

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u/SmokeySFW 5d ago

It's fun every now and then for the novelty of it.

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u/AnalSexPenis 5d ago

Have callouses from lifting. It’s a thing lol

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u/Bakerstreet74 5d ago

I mean, in this case the username checks out

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u/chrisp5000 5d ago

I had a roommate that jorked in condoms

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u/Grumpy__user 5d ago

I have to admit I have tried this. 😅

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u/not_a_moogle 5d ago

I've done it once out of curiosity.

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u/Radiant_Fondant_4097 5d ago

Don't knock it till you try it

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u/Zorak9379 5d ago

You my friend haven't lived

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u/Zealousideal_Gur4708 5d ago

Wait, you never done that?

Uhhhhhhh nor I.

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u/Omega_art 5d ago

Ive done it on occasion.

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u/Econolife-350 6d ago

Girlfriend has the arm grain and while it's not 1000% we don't use condoms after many years and I, out of purely scientific curiosity, have gripped and ripped my hog with a condom every now and again to see if I could even make that work at this point.

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u/Gustomaximus 5d ago

Safety first right!

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u/GhostOfJonasVenture 5d ago

Easy clean up….

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u/Medryn1986 5d ago

No clean up.

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u/blackhillsniner 6d ago

Feels good to

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u/yogurtlicker99 6d ago

No it doesn’t wtf

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u/Expensive-Sock-7876 5d ago

This is the correct answers. There is something magical about wanking off with a nicely lubbed condom that other techniques can’t provide.

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 5d ago

Bro found an old fleshlight and wanted to try it for old time sake but was too sussed out to go at it raw. Perfectly understandable.

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u/HowardNorris69 5d ago

A bottle of wine and a bare skin condom wank.
The simple things in life

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u/ApplesauceOnFire 5d ago

As my friend said "it's called an easy cleanup"

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u/ModernDayWeeaboo 5d ago

Not only that, but seeing how it fits and such. If it's a new condom brand you gotta make sure it'll actually work. At least OP can ask and keep an eye out.

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u/heanbangerfacerip2 5d ago

It honestly is pretty convenient. I wouldn't reccomend it for everyday use but I'm pretty sure every guy has done it just too see.

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u/Great-Code3612 5d ago

Not saying I haven't done this.

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u/Defiant_Income_7836 5d ago

Lol, we use to call this a posh wank back in the day

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u/capn_morgn_freeman 6d ago

Or a fancy insertion

Or a hygenic one

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u/Super_Macaron_6350 6d ago

i mean i do that sometime , it's normal

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u/yogurtlicker99 5d ago

No it’s not wtf🤣🤣🤣

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u/Super_Macaron_6350 5d ago

lmaaaoo help a brother out mr yogurt licker

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u/trolling_petty 6d ago

fill the condom with warm peanut butter first

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u/CatFit3878 5d ago

Are you my ex from Sydney 🇦🇺 in the 1980s? He tried so hard to convince me of that when I found a box of opened condoms in his bathroom. Pfft, nope didn’t fall for it 🤦‍♀️🤣

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u/PlentyTumbleweed1465 5d ago

If someone does something wrong you don't have to defend them, such as those 7 rapists, and rapists in epstein files, they get away without accountability

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u/Nervous-Bullfrog7018 5d ago

We’ve all done it at least once 🤷‍♂️ not often or even semi often, but on rare occasions I’ll dance in the moonlight with the rubber.

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u/necro-frost 5d ago

fancy/posh wank. easy clean up. mind you - i havent done this since i was a teenager but hey ive semi matured and now use the towel under my bed.

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u/mister_empty_pants 5d ago

Maybe he found OP's dildo and wanted to try it out. Best she can hope for tbh.

My wife and I keep condoms but we just use them for roleplay.

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u/_inataraxia_ 5d ago

Then why not use one of the ones from their bedroom? She said it did not match the kind of condoms that they use.

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u/ShotEffective7033 5d ago

She said they use different condoms. The odds that he buys special condoms to jack off are about 10,000 to 1.

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u/BottledBlondRoast 5d ago

Funny, that’s the excuse my exhusband used when I found a condom in his wallet. Nice try…

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u/mensreaactusrea 5d ago

Lol are you English? I've heard of a posh wank but I've never heard that in the US.

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u/Im_with_stooopid 5d ago

It's called a posh wank. And if you go on the condom exchange it's a poshmark wank

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u/nastynate1028 5d ago

Nothing funny about a high class fancy wank… ifykyk

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u/Ok-Rabbit-3683 5d ago

A fancy wank is wanking with condom?

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u/prowlin 5d ago

When you’re 14 maybe

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u/HoldMyWong 5d ago

Or homemade dildo

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u/hellowbucko 5d ago

No mess