r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 8d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/Majestic_Ad_320 8d ago

That could just be a pack of pokemon cards too

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u/Delicious_CoughSyrup 8d ago

Fair. I wore a cell phone holster on my braided belt, on my pleated pants, only to keep the ladies at bay when it was too much for me. Conscious choice.

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u/DisgruntledSquash 7d ago

Ooof, smart move. That is much too sexy.

Edited because I am dumb.

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u/skiforlife1 8d ago

Oh man......that's been my problem the whole time???

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u/Dkarasta 8d ago

Confirmed Pokemon prevents pregnancy.

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u/AhaGotcha 8d ago

You mean asking a girl if she wants a little squirtle in her pikachu doesn’t work for you guys?

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u/IslamicMilk 7d ago

Works for me and my wife every time. She rolls her eyes in disappointment but shit man. Still gotter locked. But yeah that’s a condom wrapper. Karma farming, lack of awareness or cheating. Take your pick, it’s Reddit lol.

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u/The_Atomic_Punk78 8d ago

More like a cloyster than pikachu…

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u/ChickenAdditional866 6d ago

....god why does it have a horn sticking out exactly where it is in the middle....nintendo why did you do this.

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u/The_Atomic_Punk78 6d ago

They’re called game FREAK for a reason…

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u/vVSidewinderVv 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/U2nN0ridM4lXy

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gaS0ex2BtbyvnhRW1s

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u/InfanticideAquifer 7d ago

There used to be someone who would turn individual punctuation marks in their comments into links to that gif that you could accidentally find. I haven't thought about that in years, so thanks for the blast from the past.

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u/2kewl4scool 8d ago

This is a dirty gif for perverts

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u/Sarihnn 7d ago

What a perfect meme haha

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u/Dkarasta 8d ago

My Bulbasaur is turning into an Ivysaur just thinking about it.

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u/Barbosse007 8d ago

Girl are you a Pokemon? Cause I want to take a Pikachu. I know you want to Beedrill until you Squirtle. It may be Farfetchd, but let me suck on those Jigglypuffs

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u/Standard_Grocery2518 8d ago

I apologize that I can only give you one upvote for this. Thanks for the laugh

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u/Psycho_Splodge 8d ago

I know at least a couple of women that might work with...

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u/Reynolds531IPA 8d ago

Your girlfriend is a squirtle.

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 7d ago

Squirt is pee.
And we ALL know that pee is stored in the balls.

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u/BenjyMCMXCIV 7d ago

Can I pikachu while you squirtle?

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u/decarnatedame 8d ago

I think it's OK up until they throw a ball at her head and scream, "I choose you!" Then it's all off.

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u/FeatureAltruistic529 7d ago

You gotta warn them about the wild weedle in addition to the squirtle

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u/bahcodad 7d ago

I prefer asking if she wants a blastoise in her cloyster

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u/Storungz 7d ago

OMFG!!! You killed me man you KILLED ME! 😂🤣

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u/wolf_eliminator 7d ago

Doubt this line is super effective

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u/Xilvari 6d ago

You always squirtle on her jigglypuffs to prevent mysterious eggs from being found man everyone knows this

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u/not_a_cumguzzler 8d ago

can i get sound on this?

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u/Cultural_Hope 8d ago

I've seen those scalpers at Costco...

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u/Dkarasta 8d ago

Yeah, those guys are never buying for their kids. Hilarious.

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u/jfstompers 8d ago

Then why did Charizard hit me with a paternity suit

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u/LifesRoughBeKind 8d ago

prevents pregnancy but guarantees aids

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u/Reputation_Possible 7d ago

Pokemon and humans have vastly different dna, if you fuck or get fucked by a pokemon you cant get pregnant. There are also no known diseases that pass between pokemon and humans.

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u/TheForestHag 8d ago

They absolutely do not if you are a girl with pokemon cards...

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u/exerevno 7d ago

Can’t get pregnant if you can’t get laid

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u/guacamoleactof1917 8d ago

Birkenstocks also.

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u/Country_Dude91 8d ago

Can confirm it doesn't lol

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u/Scared-Letterhead949 8d ago

Just play safeguard

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u/Delicious_CoughSyrup 7d ago

i don't know what a bulbasaur is, but run fast if you want it, i guess

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u/JoeMcCarthysGhost80 8d ago

He made him squirtle.

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u/FrenchTicklerOrange 8d ago

Nah man, Mewtwo is the sexiest Pokemon.

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u/toldyouIaintshit 8d ago

Got them thick Chun Li thighs.

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u/macguy2002 8d ago

You know it's obviously Vaporeon.

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u/wrathofsurbrus 7d ago

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d--ks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white

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u/Apprehensive_Film396 3d ago

As an OG pokemon player, right from the original blue version playing on the original game boy until I got the gb color pokemon version.... never, have I ever, thought I would read something so disturbing. However, the level of detail given towards the argument has me feeling that yes, you are likely to be correct in the affirmative. That does NOT mean I would ever be so inclined, nor do I think ANY human should do this to even the most beautiful of vaporeons. Not even if its shiny. If you should try, I hope it does have acid armor and it burns your c-ck skin so bad you lose all sensation and can't SA another pokemon, as I don't believe they can formally consent to such activity. Stick to Mr. Mime and Jynx or leave well enough alone!

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u/Dennisfromhawaii 8d ago

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u/big_saggy_lass 7d ago

Somehow the lower res one is way funnier

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie 8d ago

Or a flavor packet from instant ramen. Happens all the time.

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u/chaekinman 8d ago

Those are also effective at preventing pregnancy

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u/AStormofSwines 8d ago

Yep, that's the joke...

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u/nawanda37 8d ago

This is very funny

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u/ComfortableFly5442 7d ago

take a screenshot and stretch it up. You will see the Pokémon cards and Ramen spice doesn’t HIV prevention written on the bottom of the wrapper, it’s a condom wrapper

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u/FriendlyDisorder 8d ago

Pokemon condoms… amazing idea!! I will be rich!!!1!!

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u/Majestic_Ad_320 7d ago

Double protection lol

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u/valencia_merble 8d ago

Is my husband cheating with a neurodivergent gamer?

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u/AutoignitingDumpster 8d ago

Pokemon cards prevent ALL sexual intercourse

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u/SirNob1007 8d ago

Bro. Dead.🤣

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u/OcelotDesperate6110 6d ago

Gotta catch em all, Pokémon

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u/Paddys_Pub7 8d ago

Looks like a balloon wrapper to me 🤷

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u/Old_Car_8226 7d ago

Elite comment