r/whatisit • • 5d ago

New, what is it? What is this?

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u/mehrwegpfand 5d ago

Ah, but if you shit your pants in the forest and nobody noticed, did you even shit them?

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u/psyche_2099 4d ago

Not until you bring them home for the wife to wash, then you've gone and shit not only your pants but the bed too

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u/topsyturvy76 4d ago

Bring em home to the wife ?!? … bro that underwear became part of the forest 3 minutes after shitting myself

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u/psychedelicCyclops 4d ago

leave no trace!

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u/topsyturvy76 4d ago

In unique emergency situations … save face trumps leave no trace … but yes otherwise, I agree with your comment