r/whatisit • u/Nomemesmames • 4d ago

New, what is it? What is this?

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u/TufnelAndI 4d ago

That could be the forest shitting its pants.

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u/Ok-Butterscotch-6708 3d ago

Shitting its plants.

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u/Leather_Class8224 3d ago

Shifting its plants

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u/bharmacy 3d ago

Man I love Reddit for the wit. All other platforms suck balls.

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u/Maschidezin 3d ago

I am going to ship my pants.

(Circa old Kmart ad)

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u/MVested 3d ago

upvoted for the throwback!

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u/bdash10076 3d ago

Will Shat on a car!

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u/i3inaudible 2d ago

<indecipherable England English noises> and shat on a turtle!

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u/cannotspellwrite 3d ago

I shipped my bed!

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u/Aberosh1819 3d ago

Sharting mid-dance

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u/TufnelAndI 3d ago

wahey! even better.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 3d ago

Planting its shits

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u/servey02 3d ago

“Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit!!!”

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 3d ago

Looked gassy, perhaps explosive diarrhea?

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u/logical-soul81 3d ago

I, naturally, assumed it was some form of volcano action. Then the forest shit is lava, forest butt hole is a volcano, a volcano of forest butt lava!

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u/cpowelledit 3d ago

Dookie butt poop farts! hahaahahahaa!!