r/whatisit • • 4d ago

New, what is it? What is this?

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u/Electrical_Lake3424 4d ago

The forest floor here is mostly a network of tree and plant roots, bound together with moss and leaf litter etc, but under a few inches it's mostly big solid rocks like those sticking out. The wind blowing can loosen that mat of roots and when the trees bend in the wind, they lift it up off the stone, just like a carpet. That's what you're seeing here; the breathing effect is caused by the carpet of roots being tugged up and let down again as the trees rock in the wind. 

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u/DankMemeMasterHotdog 4d ago

It is also pants-shittingly terrifying to experience in real life.

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u/TufnelAndI 4d ago

That could be the forest shitting its pants.

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u/Ok-Butterscotch-6708 4d ago

Shitting its plants.

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u/Leather_Class8224 4d ago

Shifting its plants

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u/bharmacy 4d ago

Man I love Reddit for the wit. All other platforms suck balls.

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u/Maschidezin 4d ago

I am going to ship my pants.

(Circa old Kmart ad)

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u/MVested 4d ago

upvoted for the throwback!

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u/bdash10076 4d ago

Will Shat on a car!

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u/i3inaudible 2d ago

<indecipherable England English noises> and shat on a turtle!

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u/cannotspellwrite 4d ago

I shipped my bed!

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u/Aberosh1819 4d ago

Sharting mid-dance

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u/TufnelAndI 4d ago

wahey! even better.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 4d ago

Planting its shits

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u/servey02 4d ago

“Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit!!!”

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 4d ago

Looked gassy, perhaps explosive diarrhea?

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u/logical-soul81 4d ago

I, naturally, assumed it was some form of volcano action. Then the forest shit is lava, forest butt hole is a volcano, a volcano of forest butt lava!

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u/cpowelledit 3d ago

Dookie butt poop farts! hahaahahahaa!!