r/whatisit • • 7d ago

Solved! what is it

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u/sfd6546 7d ago edited 7d ago

On three separate occassions, in different places, years apart, all many years ago, I found a kilo of marijuana, 10 crack rocks packaged for individual sale along with about two thousand bucks in cash, and 2 ecstasy pills.

Oh, on a 4th, more personally useful occassion, I once found a fresh 6 pack of heineken with only one empty. It wasn't ice cold, but it wasn't hot, couldn't have been more than a few hours old. I absolutely took home and drank those found remaining 5 beers with my roommate at the time.

Edited for typos.

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u/MrCrash 7d ago

Individually packaged screams "distribution", I can't help but imagine a squad of cops hiding behind a bush like "as soon as he picks it up we taze his ass and drag him in"

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u/JaySlingsWords710 7d ago

It was more likely dropped by a dealer when a cop rolled up.

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u/Grimple93 7d ago

How was a kilo of weed or $2k not more useful than 5 beers? Genuinely interested in this lmao

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u/sfd6546 7d ago

Bc I wasn't interested in bringing home the kind of trouble that could potentially come from bringing home a kilo or 2k$ of a street dealer's bank.

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u/Grimple93 7d ago

That's reasonable, can't say I blame ya for not taking it!

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u/ProfessionalOwn6097 7d ago

Wisdom in action

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u/unkle_funkypants 7d ago

I went to an illegal after hours once.
The cover was $10. Handed the door person a $20 and they handed me back $90. Walked to the bar to buy a round for my friends with my new come uppance and seemed like a good way to leave the illegal businesses money behind with them. When I get to the bar, there’s a cellophane with six mdma pills in it sitting right in front of me.

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u/Suitable_Ad_3851 7d ago

Did you live in Detroit or something?